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>>17940038
>calling red pill brainwashing
But yes, you could return to being dumb. Just start donating to local black center or something.

>>17940056

That's exactly it. If they need help, why not donate? These are human being, just like us, with their own struggles.

>>17940038
>Brainwashing
Seeing things for how they really are isn't brainwashing. It sounds like you can't handle reality and should just kill yourself.

I don't know how this subject is still in question. We had an entire instant messenger generation that doesn't tell anyone how to text properly.

>>17940032
It's like it's something people are born knowing how to do. I feel like an outsider.

>>17940039
No, it's not. The entire thing is a recent invention because people weren't able to send letters to eachother so quickly. At one point, you actually had to think and prepare everything you were going to say before you sent it to the person; now you're expected to treat the screen just as you would the person in real life, even though you can't hear the person laugh at your jokes or anything.

So, yes. One response for each message, don't stay on topic of anything for too long, don't type extremely long messages. People like having a conversation, not being talked at. There is a very large difference between talking with someone and talking at them.

>>17939949

If you're actually having this happen you need to go to a hospital asap

>>17939953
Happened 2 times but after that literally nothing.

>>17939967

It's definitely not normal, could be really bad, please just go to the doc.

>>17939944
do it, nothing to lose, worst case scenario you get some practice making out that would come handly with future gals

>>17939957

The thing is, stuff like that is a big deal to me.. I don't know if I feel comfortable with it.

The 2 times that I had sex I did it because I felt pressured. I wasn't into it, I did it because of pressure. And I regret both times

>>17939964
but you want to make out with her or not?
do you find it attractive?

>have a good thing
>want to ruin it for quick sex or an ego boost

>>17939852
i fucking know, but wont be sex, thats for sure
geograficaly imposible

>>17939852

this

op fuck off we don't care

you've already made up your mind to cheat on your current gf

we all hope she finds out sooner rather than later and dumps your sorry ass

>>17939839
What exactly are you expecting?

>>17939922
for my penis to point upwards whilst laying down and not flop down

>>17939950
Everyone has the connective tissues there set up differently so even if you're 100% erect there is no general rule where it should point. Each penis also curves differently at different amounts.

So unless your penis has weird bends (think sharp turns) that cause pain you don't need to worry.

Smoke pot

Become a coke head or an alcoholic

>>17939798

focus on the future before you completely piss away the rest of your life

and remember - when you're an oldfag it's better to regret the things you did (within reason) than to regret not doing anything at all

>>17939772

meetup.com

look at those freebie newspapers for events

craigslist has events

book clubs movie clubs etc

>>17939844
I've tried those, but I don't really get along well with the people that go to those. They're filled with normies and I just end up being awkward.

>>17939908
What do you expect to do with a room full of 'non-normies'?

Sit around and LAN 4chan, laughing about memes and meta humor?

Guys help pls

Lie out your ass, say your grandmother died earlier in the week

But come up with a decent lie, pussy boy, a good excuse

Maybe she didn't feel the date went as well as you did. Maybe she had second thoughts or you were her second choice and she got something started with her first choice. Maybe she's super busy with work. Maybe she slipped on the ice walking to her car and busted her skull open.

Anyways what's going on is she's not answering your texts. Give a week, call her and try to set something up (Don't bring up that she hasn't texted you back. You want to appear unaffected by her absence) . If you don't get a timely response then No Contact and move on. Keep macking on other girls so you don't get too caught up on this one. Also in my opinion 4 hours is too long for a date especially early on. Just like you should step away from the dinner table wanting more, you should end dates with the girl wanting more (assuming she's not willing to sleep with you that night. If she's DTF, hit it).

>>17939687
>go on first date with girl
>it's late
>walk, talk, eventually hold hands
>walk and talk more
>drive her home
>she's going to be a sophomore in college, so she's back home with her mom
>go for kiss
>rejected
>sneaks me in through window
>talk more
>eventually get to the subject of sex
>tell her I have a big dick
>"Oh, okay."
>I take it out
>"....you weren't lying."
>she holds it, suggests that I go home
>I get completely naked
>just leaning back on her dresser
>we still haven't kissed yet
>thinks I should go

Few days later

>meet up again
>it's late
>walk, talk
>we find this park next to a lake
>I get naked
>starts playing with my dick
>we STILL haven't kissed yet
>car drives up, so we leave
>find another park
>we both get naked
>give her head
>"Please fuck me!"
>so I do
>then we have our first kiss

Don't be so shy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXvwRHUz9V4

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>>17939678
>doxycycline monohydrate
Chalmydia. Sorry, OP, but you're hitting some nasty ass.

If you're negative, that means she's cheating on you. Stop, drop and roll.
https://youtu.be/diFLOVwm6oM

Your cunt gf contracted a disease by cheating on you. It's poetic justice at least, right?

>>17939742

The irony. Just finished breaking up with the skank. I asked her for documentation stating that it was not an sti to prove what she said her doctor said was true, and she "lost" it and could not find it.

Why don't you just set yourself on fire? Don't go out like a bitch

>>17939682
If I don't die they'll send me back to the mental ward, which I hate.
This is why I'm using hanging, which apparently has really high chances of working out of whatever I got available.
Setting myself on fire not only has lower chances of working, but it'll also attract attention which I wouldn't want in case of survival.

>>17939688
Bitch.

>>17939648
yeah, there is a big chance, if theres no permanent damage
why did you break up?

>>17939652
She started disrespecting me on a daily basis. There was a point early last summer when she returned from visiting her parents in florida that she decided "we weren't good" this is after a 1.5 of pushing for marriage. It was downhill after that.

She never cheated on me.. we were with eachother alot.. I felt the only thing left to do was force her out so maybe she could fix herself and come back. She was treating me like a doormat. Very emotionally abusive.. she hadn't always been this way.

>>17939662
why do you want to come back together?

Bait

Afaik its not fun to slam into a girl's cervix, but I wouldn't know. I enjoy being able to hilt all in

Gf says it hurts but in a good way so I guess it's true

Will post dick for proof if needed

b u m p

Get laid, nerd.

hike 2 miles minimum every day. see you in 120 years healthlord