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>>18289952
It means the guys are gay
Seriously the only guys that I call their number to their face are guys I have a crush on

>>18289952

It means guys want to fuck you and girls don't. Also, you're pretty autistic for going around asking people to rate you on a 1 to 10. I don't know anybody who does that.

>>18289952

Are you a girl or a guy?

>>18289908
try nature

Martial arts are really great for dealing with emotions, maybe start doing your exercise in a dojo?
Also writing is good if you didn't train to be a musician or artist from a young age. You're only shit now because you've never done it before-just practice.

>>18289908

Why don't you analyze why you're angry.

>>18289885
1. She is a cheater.
2. Play your cards right she might either
A) Cheat with you
B) Break up with bf and you become bf
3. She will then cheat on you

Remember, this is how she treats her bf now. You are cool I'm sure, but no different. She will go behind back with you too most likely.

If young, might be worth it, fuck it. Fun, learn something. But don't you fucking fall in love with a cheater Anon. Too good for that.

>>18289885
>She has a boyfriend

Got my popcorn op, let's get this show on the road!

Known her for long time. Not a cheater. Though I do appreciate the advice, first anon.
Also, 2nd anon, if there is a show, I will let you know in the glory of all that is 4chan.

>>18289883
Never put on pictures of you with female friends. Most of the time I swiped left if the guy was with female friends.

>>18289883
Ok first off who the fuck is Alex?
Alex is one of those names that could be literally any of the four people in this picture.
I'm assuming Alex is the ugliest one, soooo
Wait shit
Sorry that's rude. But you get the point.
I have no idea who I'm talking to with this.
I'd hope it's the 6/10 guy with half his face cut off but it could be any of the 4/10 friends he has in the room.
t. also an Alex

>>18289892
This

>>18289809
she's tounging
tugging and pushing too
"blowing" would be a bit weird

>>18289809
Does a vacuum suck or blow?

>>18289809
sometimes girls who know what they are doing will vacuum or suck, but most girls don't they just use their mouth as a glorified wet hot hand. Literally a girl who knows how to give a nice sensual HJ will feel better from a girl that sucks at giving a BJ. The most important thing you can do is communicate what it is you like, although most people seem to have an issue doing this and it's why shitty sex or sex acts exist.

Honestly you working at that job will do wonders for that. You are doing exactly what you should do: practice. Except that you're going to fuck up and be awkward. After a couple days, you'll get a routine down, and then after that you'll feel more confident to add on and improvise in the moment. But do be aware your first few WILL suck. That's just life, yo.

Baby steps! Make it a goal to carry on a conversation with, say, someone at the checkout counter or wherever you shop, ask them a couple things about themselves. Then ramp up a bit while going over how the conversation went, whether good or bad, and try to realize that even the worst conversations you have didn't cause any long term damage to you or your life.

>>18289801
Have you read Dale Carnegie's books yet? Start with 'How to win friends and influence people'. Also remember sometimes the people we consider best at talking to people are really the best at listening to people. Once you learn to listen and suggest positive or intuitive choices sales is pretty much a breeze. At that point though you gotta be careful not to take advantage of people for personal gain, which many salespeople fall into doing. Yes it may make a few commissions larger but it really hurts long term sales. Remember the best deal for both parties usually is one where both of you leave a little something on the table so to speak. Strong positive word of mouth is a very good self generating lead in sales.

Do you want to talk to her because you're lonely or want a relationship?

>>18289700

If it's just talking, why does it have to be a girl?

>>18289719
are you physically at a bar at this moment? and you specified a girl in the situation in the OP.

but if you're looking for a relationship, to be honest it's weirder that you're on here asking people instead of getting up and just talking to her, just don't be a fucking weirdo while doing it, like don't ask her if she'd commit a double suicide with you or marry you right after you've learned each other's names and you should be shootin' straight

Am I the only one who likes venting my insecurities here, so that I don't spill the spaghetti on partner/potential partner?

>>18289652
How do I hit up this woman for sex and only sex?

Older woman hangs out at local downtown area, drinks with us sometimes. She's cool, flirts with em sometimes, flirt back, innocent I think. One night she drinks too much, walk her home since its close. She invites me in to smoke weed. Smoke weed, both really drunk form earlier. Start making out, gets sexual, she says we cant have sex (implying period time) but sucks my dick. Takes me a while to cum because of masturbating earlier in the day and a lot of liquor. She seems interested in further, but I dont want to date her. I want to text her and ask to go to her place but I don't really know how to do it if that makes sense. I'm timid around women and dont have a lot of experience because I was obese (now fit) and not used to it yet.

>>18289668
If you have insecurities to the point where you need to vent, you're not ready for a partner.

>>18289624
I hear you, anon. It's a shit struggle and it's really hard to get going, but I feel like the main point to learn is:

> it's ok to be hungry
> you won't collapse and die as soon as you get hunger pangs
> thin people probably are cool with feeling slightly hungry in general

Your body isn't used to a changed regime, whether that's new types of food or less of it or both. Drink lots of water while you give yourself time to adjust.

What really helped me is The Fast Diet:

https://thefastdiet.co.uk/how-many-calories-on-a-non-fast-day/

I would recommend the book just to learn about the studies. It may turn out it's not for you and that's cool but I really think you can take something useful from it regardless.

My doctor told me to read it, I thought it sounded bullshit but I borrowed it from local library and ended up losing about 10kg in 2 months.

It's ok. I believe in you. You can do it.

>>18289758
I just want to double down on what this guy said.

I lost like 70lbs. It ain't easy, but it's worth it.

>>18289758
I can't vouch for The Fast Diet, but just want to piggyback on the idea of being okay with being hungry. In order to lose weight, you need to be consuming fewer calories than your body needs to function, in order for it to burn fat in its place, so you will ABSOLUTELY feel hungry on the quest to lose weight. Make sure you're eating enough to get all the nutrients you need to stay healthy, but feeling hungry is perfectly normal if you're looking to lose weight.

What do you do for a living? What type of people do you hang out with? What's your hobbies?

>>18289568
I'm a college student. And before you suggest campus clubs, I've already checked all the ones I'm interested in out, no success besides making a few acquaintances.
I'm willing to hang out with anyone, but I'm naturally introverted, so large groups make me uncomfortable, and I'm not terribly good with the dudebro/fratboy type.
Pretty general hobbies. I like to do archery, read mysteries, play vidya games, kendo, weeb shit, or just try something new.

>>18289646
Hang out with art kids, they're into shit like that. Also literally wasn't going to suggest clubs, I graduated college and forgot they existed completely.

Try acting, you said you're introverted, I was too, but like actors always bunch up together, they always want to get a drink or something.

Also try something that isn't on campus, like do one of your hobbies from outside that institution. Also, just pointing out the obvious, but your introversion is also probably getting in the way of you making deeper relationships.

Do you know why you are introverted? Is it because of bullying in the past or is it a present insecurity that you hold, like you don't have a lot of income to do cool things while hanging out or that you don't want people to come over to your house/apartment/wherever the fuck you live and see how you live?

Also, those are some cool hobbies. What kind of mysteries do you read? Any Sherlock Holmes? Where do you do kendo? Through your school or somewhere else? Also what other weeb shit do you do? Do you do Western archery or like Japanese archery? Also what video games do you play?

By best way, I mean least painful and quickets.

www.lostallhope.com my man

>>18289557
carbon monoxide

"Aristotle (384–322 BC) first recorded that burning coals produced toxic fumes. An ancient method of execution was to shut the criminal in a bathing room with smoldering coals."

God damn you girls drive me crazy.

who's pic related, anon?

>>18289457
Every girl likes different things. Asides from making sure your fingernails are dull, clean and short-medium length, it will be a guessing game. I'd recommend just asking her right before you start what it is she likes.

>>18289451
No, but it wont hurt you anyway.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternity

>dont care about friends
What is your master plan? To die alone? Gf?

>>18289509
Die alone. I want to for artistic/spiteful purposes.

>>18289545
Look in r9k and b. That is what happens to people who tried to
>die alone
You simply cant. You will go mad before that. Even the biggest robots are on 4chan to socialize.

Think hard about what you really want from life. It is ok to admit yourself that you dont really know. You have to sort of grow up to realize that. And ability to legally buy alcohol doesnt mean you are mature adult yet.

Good luck op!

If you don't want the degree then no. You're just wasting your time.

>>18289458
What else would I do?
It's a joke degree from clown college. I lose more friends by the semester due to drop outs. Most if not all people still here are intolerable.

>>18289458
>>18289465

At this point I'm at a level where I've reached a certaim degree of growing up and have come to a place in my life where I don't know what else to do and am scared to make any decision but if my scholarships and grants were randomly taken away and I was forced to drop out I wouldn't mourn

Bump...

>>18289431
>horse riding
>skiing
seriously? this is the most first world problem I've seen here in a while.

Ok, how about hiking and mountain biking, or just becoming anhero. ffs. go to a library, read a book. maybe those two brains cells of yours will multiply.

read this: https://archive.org/download/JuliusEvola/JuliusEvola-Meditation_on_the_peaks_____mountain_climbing_as_a_metaphor_for_the_spiritual_quest.pdf
go for a hike.