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Sometimes I get very lonely, but I'm also terrified of intimacy. What do I do?

Every time I feel this way, I double down and hide from anyone who might give a shit.

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Honestly, I'm a 18 yr who is stunted in regards to social development. This is a girl from another school I met. I have no idea how to interpret that last text . I don't get what the tongue emoji is supposed to be. Do friends send those to eschtoher usually ?

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I fucking hate teaching at public schools. Actually, I hate any job that is strict about being in an office. I want, NEED, a job that I can work from remotely, or travel for.

However, I'm done being a poorfag. Obviously I'll take teacher pay, so I'm good with being a middle classfag.

I have a marketing degree, extensive social media experience, and years working with both talented and gifted kids, and kids with behavioral and learning disabilities. I'm excellent at both of those things, and absolutely love teaching. But I also hate responsibilities and paperwork, and just fantasize about camping while doing anything other than teaching or working on a project that requires critical thinking.

Please help. I just want to work remotely, and be able to travel around in a van whenever I want, while making enough to handle what life throws at me without selling blood and shit.

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I am ashamed to share this, but I have a problem where I stain myself with out knowing. This has made me extremely insecure to the point that whenever I poop, I wipe myself until I bleed just to be sure there is no more poop and I dont smell or stain my pants.

Even If I clean myself correctly, when I go after to the restroom I can see stains on my underwear. What to do?

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How do I unfuck my brain so that I'm attracted to real women instead of anthropomorphic animals?

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My life - in a first-world context - is shit, but feel I have absolutely no intention to undergo the amount of effort and painful change necessary to modify it (and for what, to become a fucking normie?!).

Something within my mind doesn't let me take that into serious consideration without punishing me with destructive and violent thoughts; it's like the idea of taking responsibility for myself is way too much for me to handle.
For example: I'm out of shape, but if I even think about exercising I end up feeling like I'd rather be torturing and killing people who do exercise, because they make me look bad.

I was taking meds (stopped for about a week now), but even then these thoughts would show up, leaving me with a deep dissatisfaction whenever I tried to suppress them.

I have very low tolerance for exertion and stress, and seeing how much life is about fucking struggling just makes me go insane.

I'm not ready to kill myself yet, so I'm not sure what to do.

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I've just been told fish are poisonous because they contain mercury and someone who loved fish almost died. I also love eating fish (especially seafood) and try to eat at least twice or more per week.

Am I going to die?

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So I'm in an unusual situation; I've two girls really interested in me and I can't choose which to go for.

More info:
>match with girl on tinder from my home city this easter
>we matched the day I left for my current city where I'm studying so we didn't get to meet
>she starts the tinder convo and basically we hit it off extremely well, she's a really cool girl and she's super into me
>we've been snapping every day since then and she's already sent me nudes and there's basically an understanding that when I go back home for summer we're gonna hang out, fuck, and then who knows
>however, she has no plans of leaving our home city (she's a student there) and I have no plans of leaving the city I'm currently a student in so a relationship would kinda suck because we wouldn't be in the same place for years, only really able to meet between semesters and taking the odd flight in semesters
>then again, she seems like a really cool girl

and then this happened
>last night be at a party
>meet another girl that seems pretty cool (not sure if she's as cool as girl number 1 tho but still pretty cool)
>she's about equally hot
>we hit it off but because of some logistical problems we didn't hook up that night, however she wanted to meet me again
>so we're gonna meet this week
>not sure how I feel about it since I've been talking A LOT to this other girl

what do?

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So basically my girlfriend was bi earlier in life and she told me that she let her now bestfriend eat her out and that best friend is still in her life and its making me anxious, she did however say that it meant nothing and that she's cleaned up her act. What should I do?

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off

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What would you do if you were me?

I need to find fulfillment in my life. I got a degree in computer animation 11 years ago, but I don't like doing it. Working in the game industry sucks, but whenever I play a game I wish so bad I had worked on it. I did work in the game industry as a tester for about ten years, which sucks. I do sort of like it and I'm decent at it, but it isn't fulfilling.

I also like to write and am writing a stupid book that I doubt anyone will even read when I self publish it.

I'm 30 now and just lost and unfulfilled in life and especially my career. My biggest concern is that I've disappointed my family. I never got a job in what I went to school for and I don't think I want to. I'm miles away from where I should be in life, mostly due to wasting all my time Playing video games.

I don't even expect this to get any replies, but wanted to try and see if someone could maybe help me. This eats away at my soul every day and I find I don't enjoy life because of it.

What would you do?

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The girls I see always tell me I'm hard to read and not open or fluid especially when we have sex.

I always read and hear about guys dirty talking their girls and then the girls really get turned on if a guy calls her a dirty little slut in bed.


My main reservation is I'm afraid I might get carried away. I'm into getting my ass licked, extreme gangbang porn, pseudo(staged)-rape porn, rape fantasies, bdsm (like the type where the girl is like in a giant wooden prison thing and some dude is just going ham on her ass with a whip or hitachi wand), brutal orc-elf hentai, birthing hentai, tentacles, the whole impregnation mindbreak shit and other /d/ tier stuff.

Now naturally I can't let ANYONE I know find out I'm into ANY of that shit, so if I were to truly be "open" with a grill well I'd probably have to change my name and move to another country

Should I try to just find a girl who's into this shit? How do I do that?

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I need to know what LLC/Organization/Person owns a particular taco bell location.

So I lost my job of over a year due to bullshit (Not getting into it) and it sent me into a spiral of mental illness and fear of going outside, which I'm currently coming out of.
This was in about January. I've been unemployed for about 5 months.

I'm applying and have gotten interviews done and now have a background check company. I claimed I've been working at taco bell for the entire time to not have an employment gap.
I said 'please don't contact my employer' and they want to see a pay stub. I can fabricate one but need to know who/what company owns a particular franchise.

Do I have to go into County property database records and find who owns the property, or is the Taco Bell database going to be more crucial?

>inb4 mocking/insults
>inb4 autism
I've dealt with employers before and they're not worth being honest with. I have nothing to gain out of honesty. Everyone will think I'm a retard for having an employment gap.

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My cousin has two kids, I have interacted with them about twice a year.

She has always been a hypochondriac growing up. But now it seems the focus has switched to her children, mainly the youngest (which coincidentally looks the most like her).

She claims he has some sort of ketone disorder that many doctors are hesitant to claim, since the average person's ketones spike and plummet throughout the day, even more in diabetics. The first thing she claimed was gluten intolerance, and still thinks he has that too.

All her Facebook posts discuss how he never eats and it's sleepy and low energy. Yet every single time I have interacted with that child, he eats like a wolf and runs and plays outside. Especially when she is away and has stayed with our grandmother in the country.

Now she says his "condition" is so severe it warrants a g-tube. That is a feeding tube that goes directly to the stomach instead of the nose. She also claims he is really "excited" to get one.

I am an RN. No way that little boy is pumped to get surgery for a tube that requires meticulous daily maintenance.

Is she using hypochondria on her child?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_syndrome_by_proxy
She hits a lot of those tick marks, including doctor shopping. She switches doctors and hospitals til she can find someone willing to just appease her.

Or is it that his diet with her is poor, so that is why every time he is away he eats and eats?

>tl;dr
>cousin might be making up a disorder in her child, and is getting him increasingly invasive procedures
>what do

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I need some advice with my gf. I'm a pretty normal guy, not too outgoing but definitely not socially awkward. We're happy together and everything's going fine, but I know that she really likes it when I'm dominant, and not just in bed, but like in social situations too.

For example she wants a guy who's the life of the party and is just super confident, and although I'm definitely not awkward I'm not a chad.

Any advice on becoming more confident and outgoing, perhaps even becoming comfortable being rough and dominant in bed too?