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And before y'all criticize me for being a nice guy... I used to fuck girls in public before. I'm just trying to put that other side of me at ease in trying to find a relationship with more of an emotional connection

>>18288406
you're just going to have to face it OP, she wants a bit more proactive manliness from your end, the virginy shit doesn't work.

hit her up before you go on your trip and bang her well.

>>18288439
Tried. She's too "busy"
I wonder if putting my vulnerability on display is going to be my ace in the hole.

"I used to fuck whores in public but don't worry baby, I don't have an std. I really just want a quality relationship"

>>18288237
so what's the problem then, soldier?
video related:
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>>18288315
I dont know, should I feel weird? this girl thinks im going to marry her and I did have serious feels for her long ago but she's not marriage material at all.

>>18288321
well as long as everyone knows what's what, don't wind her up with false promises of marriage, mind. anyways, it's not for much longer.

>>18288229

You are dating children. Also, you seem pretty dim yourself. Choosing your sexuality based on what's "expected" is dumb, and they are dumb too because they want the pure girl that puts out only for them.

I'd say, try to meet better men. And try to be good enough for them.

>>18288229
Part of your question is true and the other part might be that you're dealing with different groups.
In other words, some guys do say they want nun, but actually want a slut and you might be wanting a guy who wants nuns, but you're actually meeting Chad manwhores.

>>18288229
I'm >>18288242
I think you should keep waiting for sex.

This is bait

>>18288126
Societal rules

She is cheating on her husband. She might cheat on you as well in the future. Societal rules are the way.

She is doing what a normal human does in social situations. If you want to be together, flirt with her, and see how she reacts. Eventually, if all goes well, ask her out and tell her how you feel. If she says yes, there you go :). If the response is no, you have over 3.5 billion other girls to choose from.

>>18287987
>>18288006
>>18288006
Thank you for the response. I am quite good friends with her and dont want to ruin the friendship with one way feelings. The other week we met up at a park. She was meant to bring her friend but she came alone. Good sign?

>>18288006
>you have over 3.5 billion other girls to choose from
Bad argument, maybe she is special. Happened to me.

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>>18287746
be chill, try to get her to talk.
Your main objective is to not fuck up, the more you speak the bigger chance to fuck up.

>>18287751
Yeah that's what I'm planning to do. We've been coming onto each other pretty strong (not sexually tho) over text. Saying things like "I hope it goes well so we can meet up again over the summer" etc.

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>>18287755
you should try to say things like that as little as possible. Sure, plan on having another date, but why over summer? If all goes perfect she should be waking up with you, and you could be having your next date that same day.

Don't be afraid of talking sexual, if it feels right. Girls love it though they claim to not.

if you hate woman, it's because you are shit at picking them. if you think "all woman are the same", it's because birds of a feather flock together.

There is no such thing as unhealthy food. There is only an unhealthy diet - too many calories and/or not enough nutrients.

>>18287670
>falling for the IIFYM meme

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Don't be surprised when your gf leaves you in a few months for her new found friend.

>>18286971
Oh and adding to this, that friend was probably a dude.

>>18286974
OP here. I know for a fact it was a girl, this was already on the motions for a long time.

>>18286971
Do you really think it's that much of a death sentence?

>>18285840
Hello fatass. You lose weigth by being constantly hungry for few months.

And you get hungry by eating less than your tdee preferably combined by adopting some mild sport like walking or swimming.

Now go read
>>>/fit/17018018 sticky, count calories
prepare for hunger and godspeed!

And remember, weigth is about
90% food, 9% sport, 1% genetics.
You literally cant be fat if you dont eat.

And you generally dont want to lose weigth (that is jist side effect), but adopt healtier life style.

>>18285863
Fuck you, dude. I already said /fit/ was useless. Get out of my thread.

it's all about calories

eat small to get small m8

find you TDEE
eat at a manageable deficit
count your calorie intake

>>18289690
you should give more context anon as to why you are pleading for help.

stop taking drugs. go to docs. go to gym. any other /adv/ will require a sub textual analysis

>>18289775
I'm lonely. And I already work out it doesn't help.

>>18289783
try dating?

>how hard would it be to just put down on my resume that i have a bachelors degree?
Really simple

> do employers even verify that shit?
Depends on the position that you are applying for, if for example you are applying for a call center agent most of the time they won't care. But if it's a position as a supervisor or management they do check those things more thoroughly

>what are the repercussions if i were to get found out?
Depends on your position, if you are just another grunt for the company they won't care, if you somehow managed to get into management they will probably fire you and blacklist you.

>>18289702
>if you somehow managed to get into management they will probably fire you and blacklist you.
He could potentially be sued for fraud too.

>>18289705
i could understand that if it was a really high paying job and they gave me an expense account and flew me all over the place to do shit but what if i just wanted a low tier office job where a shuffle papers all day?

seems like even a 35k a year job wants a fucking degree even if the degree is not in a related field.

>>18289661
>I need something cheap ($100-200?)
>It's gotta be able to drive 150 miles a day.
>presumably something reliable
Pick one.

You'll need at least a couple grand buddy

>>18289666
>>18289670
Don't worry bros I'll just take out a loan.

>>18289655
>should I go in raw?
Condoms don't prevent the spread of herpes. They lessen the likelihood, but they don't prevent them. If you've been having sex, then you should get yourself checked.

Afaik it's only contageous during the outbreak. At least for oral herpes I'm pretty sure.

>>18289664
Nah I'm pretty sure that's just oral, genital I think is always there, may not get an outbreak but you'll carry it

It'd be rude of you to go without one, so yes, I would say it's expected that you take something.

>>18289643
i would rather just skip the whole thing but i already rsvped with my menu option.

friend already knows that i had to move back in with my parents. maybe hell get a clue?

what about an iou?

>>18289651
>maybe hell get a clue?
What? It'd be socially unacceptable for you to turn up without a gift, the fact that you had to move back in with your parents doesn't change that. Heck, it means you have more money since you're not spending it on rent and stuff.

>what about an iou?
Again, not acceptable.

I mean, no one's going to say anything to your face. But they're providing you with a meal and a nice event, don't be surprised if they start cutting you off if you're this inconsiderate or socially unaware

>>18289482
>tyranny girlfriend cum
>Tyranny

She probably wants to be more dominant.

>>18289486
Explain

>>18289482
Tyranny cums at your suffering