Hello, people of 4chan! I am wondering what is the best way to suicide.
By best way, I mean least painful and quickets.
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>>18289557
carbon monoxide
"Aristotle (384–322 BC) first recorded that burning coals produced toxic fumes. An ancient method of execution was to shut the criminal in a bathing room with smoldering coals."
>>18289557
>be in garage
>car running
>ac on, windows down
>sit back in comfy chair
>pink floyd in cd player
>enjoying some beverage
>lights out
>>18289557
B8? Real?
Anon - life gets better.
Kek.
I mean, if you're alive.
The days drag but the years fly.
Life is good.
>>18289557
riding a nuclear bomb onto a city filled with your enemies
beyond that i guess you could be the beta tester for the Armys IEDs
>>18290182
if youre truely suicidal and not an attention fag, go join the french foreign legion and volunteer to fight ISIS with a minigun
if youre an attention fag, just go eat st johns wort to take care of the anxiety
usually means you have low magnesium
>>18290184
lots of neat ways to die in way as far as suicide goes
your grave even gets medals and your family wont think your shit cleaning up your brains and shit
you could try taking over somalia and take all those refugees back. i know minnesotans would appreciate it and build you a monument
.45 or higher.
Hanging, you pass out in 8 seconds and have a cool 10 minute dream, then darkness. Good luck.
>>18289557
get drunk
take a gram of aspirin
get in a hot bath
cut your femoral artery