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>>18688646
Kill yourself with your shitty bait.

>>18688646
>Am I just unlucky or is there something wrong with me?

A bit of both. Ask yourself "How do I meet these guys?" and "Do I bring something to a relationship beyond sex?".

Proably bait, but I'll bite.

From where do you meet these men? The situation is an important factor.

As for relationships, what do you bring to the table? A serious relationship can be summed up as a sort of business transaction.

If you've only offered sex in the past, that's usually all you'll recieve in return.

Also, who is that semen demon?

It's all circumstantial, but understandably suspicious. I'd say talk to her about it and see where it leads.

Secondly, you'll need to ponder the idea of them beinf together and if you would be comfortable in maintaining a relationship with your friend in that circumstance.

>>18688572
I cannot even fathom how that would be okay. She's known me longer than him and it's obvious serious exes are off limits. it's bad enough she was supposedly drinking and partying with him while I was still crying about him interstate.

>>18688564
Since she is your best friend it is a big no no. She is your friend and already omitting this so ask her does she expect to socialize with him and you too.

If you really don't want to see him since you are not over him and your friend does for what ever reason you lost 1 friend. Your soon to be ex friend owes you at least an explanation why she is so insensitive to you.

Best case she says sorry won't do it again and she doesn't do it again and worse case she says fuck you you don't own him.

I think both want to hang with each other and I think you care way too much.

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>>18688450
But a miserable pile of secrets?

Nothing, it doesn't mean anything. Like anything else, you put your own meaning onto it.

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>>18688450
You have to find your own definition which you are able and willing to pursue.

>>18688330

Rape is bad, anon.

>hetero
I meant pretty sure hes 100% hetero, no chance for getting him interested in a blowjob from a guy.

>>18688334
but rape is a forceful and violent act that leaves the victim feeling like shit. this will not have any of that. he wont remember, wont have any ripped tissues. no memories or evidence, no rape. but please, dont moralfag me, ive seen you guys encourage real shitty bevahior here, this is nothing.

>>18688282

Are we talking flatmates/roommates OR family members? Because the advice we can give you will be wildly different.

>>18688289
Oh i didn't post it. She and I both are stranger for them

>>18688295

So do you live in the same apartment "complex", then. Not the same "apartment".

Well, here's some advice. Forget about her. It never works when you are already so invested in a stranger. Leave her alone and try to meet girls at party or something.

Locksmithing, for $1,200 you can get a certified through an online school.

Invest $5k into equipment and a van. Mobile locksmithing is the only way to stay afloat.

Do actual locksmithing and not breaking locks faggot.

Don't undercut other locksmiths prices either. They'll break your legs.

Locksmithing can earn you anywhere between $40k- 80k annually. The hours are what you make of them. Also, digital locks and door frames are essential too.

One last thing, if you're going to locksmith. Get your CCW and carry ALL. THE. TIME.

Niggers will try to take your shit. Seen it too many times.

>>18688274
Do you have any particular skills or even hobbies we could start from?

There are plenty of jobs in machinery and facilities operation and maintenance which don't require degrees, but pay well. I have friends who work for the port authority or some private company who's contracted by the merchant marine fleet, who make 65k a year testing oil or inspecting tanks and shit lime that. Depending on your state, there are plenty of licenses and certificates available for that kind of work, like wastewater treatment licenses, confined space entry and pressure vessel inspection licenses, or even just OSHA.

Other options for driving style jobs are truck driver or bus drivers (make surprisingly decent money). I just talked to a guy at Disney World, they are shirt staffed on bus drivers and get a bunch of perks.

>>18688302
That actually sounds like something that would interest me. I'm gonna look into that.
>>18688337
Well my hobbies do not fall in line with what I'd want to do. I enjoy being mechanically inclined and working out. I have experience with customer service, delivery jobs and being a mail man assistant

>>18688247
both

>>18688249

How can you tell the diff?

>>18688247
Both. It depends on you.

Are you a roastie?

Most guys are like that, eventually youll find someone who accepts what youre like because changing just to make yourself more desireable wont change anything youre just making a fake image of yourself. How old are you and what do you mean by mentally ill?

Be honest and serious you'll find a good guy

Survive out of fucking spite, I hate university but ive already fucking paid for it so im going to do my best. Going to clubs is a good idea and focus in losing some weight, if youre obese then I suggest maybe eating less and walking a couple miles a day, exercise will relieve stress and weight so its a no brainer. Take care of yourself anon :)

Oh and stay in contact with your family, it'll make a massive difference to how you cope

>>18688218
>Oh and stay in contact with your family, it'll make a massive difference to how you cope
I'm gonna do that, thanks. How do you deal with the anxiety of going to the gym? I feel like I'll be laughed at and honestly I'm worried of someone taking a picture to make fun of me like I always see on social media

Eyes on the prize.

kill yourself nigger

You are a fucking faggot op. Stop this bitch ass whining. You want to fuck a hotter chick then Just do what you wanna do

>>18688156
"settling for less than I could have" dude, you're a fucking dick to think that way. you love her, don't you? even if it's not for the looks, if you guys are in love than nothing else matters. ffs, she could be thinking the same thing. diiiiick.

>>18688099
And they say teenagers have it easy

>>18688099
Escapism.
Anime, vidya, shitposting, rampant fapping.
You're not feeling stuff when you're spending all your day grinding in some MMO.

>>18688099
Read "Mindfulness in Plain English"
Learn to stop chasing and avoiding things.
Learn to meditate and essentially think of absolutely nothing.

>>18688063
>>she's extremely mature though, more than me
Naw, its not that she is mature its that you are very immature. Quit poaching high school juniors

>>18688070
I think it's both. But I'm working on it. I want to grow up, I'm really trying. I respect her so much as a person, but it just makes me sad that it just doesn't seem to be working the way I'd like.

>she's extremely mature though, more than me in some ways
GEE HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE

morbid curiosity

shock terapy

>>18688059
Because alot of people here are anti-social losers and like to see normal people die gruesome deaths or have other bad things happen to them.

>>18688034

Move? Seems easier than murder and possible repercussions.

Get some vermin poison and stealthily distribute it around where the dogs usually stay.

>>18688034

Buy some earphones you raging faggot piece of shit:

https://www.amazon.com/Hearos-Ultimate-Softness-Earplugs-20-Pair/dp/B001EPQ3H4

Alternatively, you can post your address. I would be happy to give you a dirt nap, so that you can enjoy the sweet embrace of eternal silence and peace.

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It's shitty because I woke up the morning after with the feeling that it wasn't real. I had a dream where she told me she wasn't into me, then when I woke up, it felt like she was so far away even though she was right there. It sort of softened the blow.

How can I make my heart stop hurting

>>18687991
Love yourself enough to know you don't deserve to be hurt.

I'm sorry man
You did it for the sex or you were hoping that she would fall back in love?