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Feeling like porn has ruined me 2017-09-03 05:59:01 Post No.18685530
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Feeling like porn has ruined me
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2017-09-03 05:59:01
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I'm a virgin at age 26. I've finally found a gf though, and she's a virgin too. We've been dating about a month, and have been official for almost 3 weeks. We've been screwing around a lot and it's fun, however, i haven't been able to get hard enough to enter her yet.
Getting intimate with an actual grill is hard to adjust to after nonstop fapping to pics and videos for years. I've stopped the porn, only fapped twice to some nudes my gf sent me. I'm very attracted to her, i WANT to fuck her brains out. But during the act, it's just kind of.. Uncomfortable? Getting all hot and sweaty, it being hard to breathe with my face buried in her pussy for a half hour. I enjoy pleasuring her with my mouth and fingers, but doing that doesn't get me rock hard like it should.
Last night, we went to a drive-in theatre and screwed around for 3 whole movies in the back of her SUV. I spent the entirety of 'despicable me 3' teasing her and playing with her pussy. But later on, she would suck my dick, get me pretty hard for a few seconds, but i'd go soft by the time i got a condom on and tried to enter her. It didn't help that she is so tight, we were in the dark, and i was feeling kind of sick yesterday in my sinuses, that was super distracting (Big headache and pressure in my nose).
It's no biggie i guess, because she really likes me and her SUV wasn't her preferred place to lose her virginity. So we're trying again next weekend in my bed. We're gonna light candles, get some massage oil and take a bath together. Just relaxing and shit. I'm hoping it'll be better; it was kind of difficult in her vehicle.
so any advice would be appreciated. i don't want her to start thinking she isn't doing anything for me.
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You already answered your own question, Anon. Just set the mood and make it romantic and special. Learn to relax and help her relax too.
When I was 21 I lost my virginity to my ex, who was a virgin at the time as well. I cooked a nice dinner, we started dancing then I set some candles in her bedroom and we did the deed. It was fun, slightly awkward, and very heartwarming.
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>>18685547
Yeah, i think you're right. We tried to do that yesterday, we set up a bunch of pillows and blankets, but we were pretty much fumbling around in the dark the whole time. Trying to find the condoms and lube, moving the snacks around so we wouldn't spill them, throwing our clothes around and looking around for them so one of us could go to the bathroom, pausing a bit every time we heard a kid scream or a car light turn on. It wasn't very comfy. I thought it would be, but it wasn't. Would have been excellent for just making out and cuddling, and actually watching the movies.
I wanted to see spiderman homecoming, but we only ended up seeing the opening scene and the credits
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Get viagra or cialis. It will make it much easier for your first time.
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Women of /adv/.
It's known to everyone that even though this isn't always the case, the man is expected to make the first move when a woman is giving him signals and clues that she is interested, sometimes a woman will also seem to be sending clues of attraction when she is really just being friendly. Some men have an easier time spotting and figuring out what these clues mean, some men can spot these clues but cannot figure whether they mean attraction or friendliness (i find myself here) ...aaaand some men cannot spot these clues at all.
In this thread I ask you to help us get better at identifying the signals in female behavior and figuring out whether they mean attraction or simply friendliness. I propose that you list what are some hints and ways you personally use to show a man you are interested and also, if possible, list what are some things you do when you just being friendly that could possibly get misunderstood as interest, bonus points if it already happened to you.
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1. She talks to you.
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>>18685299
All girls do is existing. Rest is on the boy. Ask her on date.
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>>18685299
Anyone with help advice?
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>be me
>get corporate job
>it's fucking retarded bullshit
>mfw i imagined i'd be in intense competition with highly intelligence, competitive cutthroat climbers
>mfw i found out that everyone is actually stupid and incompetent low-level sociopathy
>mfw having a high savings and no debt means idgaf if i get fired
>mfw the people who tried to fuck with me when i came in all got fired
>mfw i walk around the building talking, eat sushi with the brown girls in IT and do like an hour of work a day
>mfw i have zero challenge or professional development in my life and i want to fucking eat a gun
What do
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get a white wife and start breeding children, obviously only if you are white.
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>>18685072
If you don't want to be there, just quit. there are other pepple who actually want to work at your job, so if you arent taking your work seriously, give it to someone who will.
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>>18685081
too young, and that's how you get tied to the game for life and end up an obese cucked stressed out 45 yo (i see these guys everyday at work). i dont see myself having kids before i have a sustainable career or financial independence unless i'm going to let my wife be the breadwinner
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What is the best state to live in and why? I hate Florida
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>>18684944
What's wrong with Florida?
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New Jersey. People here are extremely nice and it's mostly overrun with Italians and Mexicans, both make really good food. Florida's nice but I can't imagine myself living there. I go there once every couple months for the beach.
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Sarasota here, fuck Florida
My heart's set on Seattle
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Is out possible to get a bf who looks like this when you're a trap top?
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>>18684906
>trap top
/lgbt/ is your containment board
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Seems you have bigger problems than finding a partner.
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Should I lose my virginity to an escort?
Will it make me less scared of women?
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Maybe
You'll realize sex is overrated, but you miss out on sharing your first time with someone special.
If you aren't happy being alone, women won't help you.
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>>18684596
If that virgin thing matters to you, I don't see why not? Pick your escort wisely though, so she could help you enjoying it throughly.
It won't magically make you scared less of woman, but it could be an eye-opening experience for you to learn about intimacy and sexual activities.
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>>18684596
Yes, better than agonizing over it
Maybe. At least you would know what to expect and what goes where so that mystery is solved.
I want to try LSD, I tried weed last night for the first time but it made me paranoid.
Where is a good place to get some LSD? I do not know how to go online.
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>>18684111
Weed made you paranoid but you think taking LSD would be a good idea? Oh boy
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>>18684116
I know but I at least want to try it alone.
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>>18684141
No you don't.
Your first trip on LSD you need a babysitter or you will 100% get yourself killed.
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I am a 27 year old, very likely infertile woman. I spent my youth finishing multiple higher education degrees and am working on finishing my doctorate. I have asked every boyfriend I have dated for around 2 years to marry me, at which point every single one said they were against marriage for some reason or another. I am probably a 6 or a 7 and not fat and extremely loving toward my partners (maybe to a fault); I was told outright I'm a great "practice wife" by one of my exes.
I am in a very happy relationship now with an older man (I have only ever dated men my own age or younger) but he is adamant about never getting remarried or having more children. Unlike my other exes, at least he is upfront about this.
Should I kill myself? I don't provide anything useful to society really and while I maybe could have a child, it's probably too late and it's obvious there's something wrong with me that will ensure no one will ever want to commit to me enough to try it. Should I just end my pointless life or continue living for no purpose, knowing I will never get married or have children?
My current plan is to just drink myself to death and be out by 35, but I don't know if there's any reason to even muck around till then.
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>>18683528
So you want to die because the person you're dating doesn't want to sign a paper that says "LOL WE'RE MARRIED" and basically gives you access to all of his stuff, but you're living a life and relationship that is basically like a married couple anyway.
Being in this relationship is not rewarding or providing value to you? Then you don't have to continue it, but killing yourself is the coward's way of fixing really simple, temporary problems forever.
For someone so intelligent with multiple degrees, you sure are dumb.
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Wtf no.
How'd you get all that education while tying so much of your self-worth to who you're dating and whether or not you're married. It sounds like you're a serial monogamist, and have spent little time getting to know yourself.
Take a breather from dating, and thinking about dating, and spend some time rounding yourself out as a person. The first couple of weeks might suck, but water seeks its own level. The void that's in your heart will begin to fill up with other stuff.
Getting married and having a kid isn't an end all to your problems. There's things you aren't even aware of that are making you unhappy. Go discover that stuff.
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um idiot why do you think you have to have a partner to raise a child well
to many parents who should split for their childrens' sake
also adopt you selfish bitch your dna isn't special
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How to disappear from your life and never be found again? I'm talking like changing ID, credit cards, just running away and starting a new life. What would be the best way of doing this?
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>>18683373
- By going to a poor ass third world country in Africa where at least for a while nobody will care. (Can still throw you out in the long run if the economics get better, like in Malawi for example). I talk countries like Niger, Liberia, CAR and Eritrea. You can go more undercover if you go into countries that are in a constant state of war, like Somalia, but that could get you killed as well, if you are not careful.
- You could join a newly forming country like Kurdistan (-> fight with YPG) or quasi independant Christian states (-> fight with the NPU).
- You could ask North Korea if you can get Asylum/ immigrate in their embessary (not all countries have such).
- You can join the french foreign legion after throwing away your pasport.
It goes without saying you have to learn other languages for most of those options, and that all of them carry a certain risk for you life.
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>>18683373
stop being a faggot and you wont need to do any of that
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If no one is actively looking for you, it's as easy as moving to a different country (or even a far-off state if you're in the US). As long as you delete all social media and change all your personal information, it will not be easy to find you.
I am open to all your insults and hopefully words of motivation. I have been obese for a while and I am determined to end it. I want to have a body to be proud of. I no longer want to feel the shame that comes with looking in the mirror and seeing a monster. My goal is to have a toned body by the end of December. I know it is going to be quite difficult but it will be worth it. I will try to post at least once a month, I want you all to see the power of will.
Yours Truly,
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>>18687459
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Honestly, you're not that bad.
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>>18687459
You don't look obese
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My ass bleeds when I shit sometimes and the area is really tender. I went to the doctor and he basically said "lol nothing's wrong pal" what should I do at this point?
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lose weight, fatty
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How much bleeding are we talking about here? It's normal to see some red spots in your shit.
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>>18687438
Get second opinion, listen properly next time. Use baby wipes, install a b-day (?) .
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Tonight some frustrating shit went down and I punched a hole in my wall. Again. I've kicked in doors, broken my hand a couple times, and once threw a stool through my parents' window. I'm 31.
I'm generally a pretty calm person and have never thrown a real punch or item at another human, I direct my shit toward something inanimate so I don't get in trouble. But it's pretty much always my shit I'm breaking.
How do I stop this for good?
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>>18687424
Follow up question actually... my dad has hurt my mom a couple of times (unintentionally or intentionally) and me, and I think I might have inherited this shit. I get worried one day I'll snap and beat a girl I'm with... so, uh, any tips on that?
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>>18687429
Therapist
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>>18687433
This
>>18687429
And don't worry OP, if you're 31 and still live with your parents there will probably never be a girl to hit in the first place.
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will this heal on itself?
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>>18687397
No cut your fucking nails you heathen
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You can get lotions to protect it I think.
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Disgusting
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feels bad
what do?
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You have the internet dawg, look up comfy videos of japanese life and daydream about how there are still areas in the world where niggers and spics haven't ruined everything.
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>>18687359
Eat some fruit and do some exercise. Read some good poetry.
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>>18687383
but anon, I'm so weak.
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I always got the same problem. I talk to girls I don't know in real life (via social media) sometimes for a long time, and then we just stop talking forever. We continue watching each others instagram stories, liking the pictures and what not, but we don't chat anymore.
I always get anxious about talking to them again, so much that I don't do it again.
I even went out with two of these kind of girls and after that, it was complete silence.
It bugs me out, what should I do to overcome this type of fear/silly concerns?!
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Do these girls just leave you on read or something?
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Are you me?
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>>18687327
Mostly no, usually the conversation stops simply when neither of us has something to say