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I'm starting engineering school in 2 days but I haven't reviewed properly (just final exam review questions for math and physics) since last year of June.

How screwed am I anons

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if my girlfriend used the morning after pill, does that mean I can bareback all month?

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hey guys

if I were to hypothetically own an internet café what Paid and Free games would you recommend installing?

currently Overwatch, PUBG, and CS Go are in the paid list and lots are in the free list. mainly looking for popular multiplayer paid games but free games are good also

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I can't remember the last time I cried, I have a feeling I would be so relieved if I cried for real. There are good enough reasons for me to be sad, I tried some music but maybe I didn't pick the best.
I wanna feel human, wat do.

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Anyone else here feel (for whatever reason it may be) that you are not meant for a relationship?

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How do I get my hair to stay in place while also looking natural? Are there any secret techniques to making hair voluminous and healthy? I know next to nothing about product, both in terms of variety and application.

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>>”oh god how I wish I could get a match with this super hot girl!”
>>IT’S A MATCH!
>>You have my attention ;)

Now what? I have no idea what to tell her. How do you speak with girls on Tinder/Happn/etc?
I want to invite her out for some beers, talk and bang her. I’m not super ugly, have a job and money and am quite cultured, funny and kind, but I don’t know how to show that to a stranger, especially by chat.
Just don’t know what to say…

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Gaming advice thread. I've been out of the gaming world about 7 years and need to set up a new battle station. How much damage are we looking to get something solid performing going? 1000? 1200? I want to be able to play most stuff without dropping the graphics down to a low crap seeting.

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ill put it down how i think life it should be, and you feel free to critique.

>the world should be countries
>in these countries are races
>other races can live in the country, but not too many to threaten the natives.
>peoples first love should be their own race
>sex with other races should be allowed, but shouldn't be encouraged.
>infidelity should invalidate marital law excepting custody considerations(but men should get more say on that too)
>men or women should never have to pay for another man or womans child.
>if one partner works, the other should clean the house and make a dinner for the evening. every work day(unless you cba and get takeout! yay!).
>you should be able to keep your friends but you shouldnt be go to nightclubs on your own. nightclubs are for single people. if your desperate to take eccstacy and share floors with every common who off the street, you need to reconsider if you want to be tied down by a partner or want to be single giving out tittyshots on the pooltable.
>if im with you for the long haul i want children, and expect you to take seriously the mothering role as i will that of a father. this agreement is the strongest bond we will ever make.

any questions?

any women anywhere who agree? where do i find them

>church

idk church is quite sjw

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I feel like this is a really weird question but here goes:
My dad keeps trying to kiss me (17m). Definitely nothing weird or sexual, just like a kiss on the forehead like youd give to a child. But i mean, isnt 17m a little old for that. He only does it every now and then, like if hes just got back from a work trip, but when he does i always pull away really hard but he still forces it. It makes me really uncomfortable and i feel like im way to old for it and thats its just fuckin weird. Am i too old? Is it weird? Or is it normal? Does this happen to other people/families?

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Is it a shitty idea to commit suicide over losing a girl?

I can not carry this baggage for the rest of my life. I don't know how I'll cope.

It may sound extreme, but its just a question, my mindset doesn't reflect upon this question.

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Me and a friend are having a debate about whether or not it is customary to pull back one's foreskin when taking a piss.
So, do you guys do it, or no?

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Is losing my virginity to a hook up on a dating site a bad idea, I'm pretty much looking at a 10/10 right now and I'm not sure, my gut has a bad feeling, thoughts?

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How do people tolerate 8 hour workdays? I've worked food service and could barely tolerate 4 hours.

I fucked up and got a degree in acting and I don't know how to do anything else. What job can I get that isn't totally miserable? What I really wanna do is teach theater to kids but I'm afraid I wont be able to make enough money, or be able to even get it off the ground.

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, fart guy and the guy who stuffs his pants
Fuck off