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My boyfriend keeps calling me a weeb because I suggested going out to a Japanese restaurant. This is the first time I've suggested Japanese food, and we've been together for years. How can I make him stop?
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>>18333305
Tell him you'd never love a nation that would enact atrocities such as the Rape of Nanking.
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>>18333305
Blow his dad
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There are usually Chinese and Thai dishes at those places too, he can just get something like that. You can't go wrong with some good garlic chicken.
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>tfw you stop and think about all the embarrassing, cringey, autistic things you've done in your life
There is no worse feeling.
I want my memory erased, I want an identity change, I want to run away and never see anyone I know ever again.
Depression, physical pain etc. do not compare to the feeling of being embarrassed.
Does anyone else feel like this and how do you cope?
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>>18332536
You're a faggot. Stop doing that. /fpbp/thread/if i wanted a ylyl thread i would just ask for your 1rm/started with the greeks
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>>18332536
Someone in history could've died from shitting themselves to death
Trust me, you're not the only one who has done embarrassing shit and you certainly won't be the last, no reason to worry about it
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>>18332557
This post is filled with high quality memes but I have already read the Greeks and their wisdom could not help my overwhelming emotions of regret.
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>Stare at a girl you fancy in the eyes
>Gosh what a creepy, did this guy even look at himself?
>Doesn't look at her in the eyes and pretend she doesn't exist.
>What a faggot, he doesn't even have the balls tl show he likes me.
So what is it girls? What should we do to show we like you and have treat us with equal respect, even in rejection?
Do you seriously have to treat a girl like shit so that she respects you and doesn't avoid you like a you were a rapist ?
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There's a thing called 'normal amount of eye contact'. Staring and not looking at all are not it.
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>>18331785
Of all the sad fantasies of lonely guys, the saddest is the belief that looking at someone constitutes a relationship.
Write 100 times, like Bart on the blackboard, "You have to actually talk to her".
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>>18331785
Don't worry about it, there is no winning.
Mind your own business, and when they get hostile, get hostile back so they back off.
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I was just wanting /fit/ anons to tell me how people perceived and treated them after they got fit as compared to before. Is it true that getting /fit/ suddenly makes girls and people in general treat you more favorably or show more interest in you?
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>before
Don't even exist
>after
Girls come, sit down on my lap, starts making out with me like I'm some kind of disputed territory
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>>18349645
The world runs on looks, anyone would trust, talk to, and want to be with a more in shape good looking girl or boy then some outta shape, fat, smelly, boy or girl
And for a guy one universal thing all girls like are muscles, and vice versa universal thing for girls are boobs
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Gay guys will show more interest in you and so will shallow girls. And expect to be grabbed by those fat obnoxious drunk girls that think they can get away with stuff because they have a vag.
>oh my gawd your arms are sooo big! Nessa! look at his arms! And his butt is so firm!
I've only had one nice girl show interest in me and she might have even if I wasn't fit. I was also fairly new to lifting and didn't have much confidence so all I did was let her sit on my lap at a party for a while. Shit was weird. Everyone assumed you're a normie if you have a little bit of muscle.
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Do you think dating is harder for men? Do men have a harder time getting sex or a relationship on average than women? Do you think men have to do more work than women on average in order to become attractive?
Asking because I'm having issues reconciling when guys tell me I have to do this and that and "get better at dating". I can't stand being told that I have to keep "working on myself" - by which is meant, I have to be the one to connect with them and be something they want, rather than the other way around. I wouldn't mind it so much if it felt like women were making an equal effort to get to know me and make a relationship work. Should I just accept that it's unfair and deal with it, or is there something I'm missing?
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>>18349377
Ugh I just realized this post makes me seem kinda lazy but that's fine because at least it's honest.
I don't even know where to start though. I talk to women here and there, then either I find out she has a BF or that she's not interested (she's cold and unresponsive); lather rinse repeat. Even girls who are seemingly interested at first (willing/open to engaging physical or emotional intimacy is my definition of "interest") will just flake out, even after engaging in some of said intimacy.
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Fine, don't try. Girls will just pick one of the 100s of guys who do instead of you.
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>>18349392
>women have hundreds of men interested in them at once
What's the point of even trying when women have so many options and I have none? How can I possibly compete or be relevant when women can just lie back and have men lining up to date them?
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wanting to be the best EVERYTHING to boyfriend
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I have been struggling with this ever since I got into relationships. I think it started when I was a kid and had an online relationship. I put that person on a pedestal, he was my everything. Through the "relationship" he cheated on me multiple times and talked about her ex girlfriend, glorifying her and comparing me to her like "I can't believe you are as beautiful as her". Eventually I found out that he was lying to me and he even admitted it himself. I was devastated and I think developed some cuck phobia.
Fast forward to now and I still have fears about being abandoned for an ex or a better girl. I'll greentext how it is.
>2nd irl bf, of about 2 years
>my longest relationship
>stalked his exs online
>stalk any girl that likes his posts, pictures
>get jealous over anything I can find
>feel an intense anger and think about hurting them
>think if I don't do *whatever the ex was probably better at* my boyfriend is only settling and will leave me
I also don't believe in the "Your bf is with you because you are better than the ex!" because people don't only break up because a person is not good enough for them, and that statement also excludes the possibility that the ex dumped them. I imagine that if he had every girl in the universe lined up with their best looks, personality stats and everything he would certainly not have chosen me.
There are some things that I could only achieve with plastic surgery or being born and raised a different place and time. I even feel inadequate that he might have thought about fucking a girl from a porn vid he watched or an actor he saw in a movie.
I want these feelings to stop.
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>>18349301
That sounds kind of sweet, I wish I could find a girlfriend like you.
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>>18349301
While your intentions are very good and sweet, is greentext your current bf? Just to clarify. I'll make a response to the question depending on the answer to that one.
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>>18349334
Yes, he is. We met on a dating app. When I asked him why he was using it he said it was because everybody he knew came from the same circle of friends. (later I found out some girls jumped and swapped cocks inside that group)
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I'm an Australian seeking asylum in the United States, and I want to know realistically what chances I have of getting my case approved. I'm fleeing persecution on grounds of religion, orientation, political beliefs and belonging to certain social groups. All of my reasons are legitimate, and I honestly fear persecution. I have been previously attacked verbally and physically due to all of these reasons before, and I know it will happen again. I will be applying through affirmative action, as opposed to defensive action, as I want to get asylum as soon as is physically possible for me.
Is there anything I can do to heighten my chances of approval or things along that line?
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Need more details. Depending on whether or no those things are actually perceived at something that people persecute for.
Like a white Christian? Probably not.
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https://www.uscis.gov/humanitarian/refugees-asylum/asylum/information-guide-prospective-asylum-applicants
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>>18349171
Unrelated, but recommended city:
Mesa, Arizona
Conservative, white, and really hot. Should be some related to Australia.
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I thought sex was supposed to feel good?
I got fucked and had my pussy eaten and had my boobs sucked and played with and I tried anal and I didn't get any good feelings at all
I've tried all kinds of sexual things, nothing works
Am I just broken
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Sleep with an attractive guy next time.
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>>18348973
They are usually attractive, the guys I sleep with I mean.
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>>18348964
Maybe you don't really have a sex drive. Asexual people exists. Do you ever masturbate? Because if you can't make you feel good sexually, no one can.
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does your gf or bf make you horny?
Ive been with my gf for 1,5 year and I literally have to force myself to have sex with her most of the time. I feel like Im tired of her. I mean I still like her and dont want to break up or something but I would rather fuck any other even much uglier girl than her. I kinda feel like she is my sister or something. Even when I feel horny, I look at her and I feel almost zero sexual attraction towards her anymore.
she is not a 10/10 but definitely not ugly or disgusting. Very slightly chubby but in a sexy way (pic related is what her body looks like)
I dont even know what kinda advice Im looking for. I guess Im trying to find out if the problem is in me or somewhere else.
Does anybody else feel like this? Tired of fucking the same person all the time?
We have sex maybe once per week now and even that is mostly because she is just too horny and she basically kinda rapes me.
How often do you guys have sex in a long term relationships?
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Is your sex drive that high anyway?
Sometimes sexual interest just dies out. You could try spicing things up in the bedroom to rekindle your interest (fucked if I know how to go about that though). At any rate, it's pretty natural to feel a drop in sex appeal as a relationship stretches on, as far as I know.
I've got a kind of low sex drive and I'll usually have sex between two times a week to once a fortnight, depending on what my stress levels are etc once the honeymoon period is over.
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>>18348732
Been with my bf for 9 years, fuck every other day at least.
It's not normal to have no drive at all for your girlfriend.
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>>18348732
Yes she picked up another girl who now lives with is. She is hyper jealous though of me and other girl so cockblocks spot.. .still I fuck my f2f into of another girl that's ok in my book.
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>girl rejected me because im 5'6 1/2
its been bothering me and lately i've been in the mentality that im not good enough. height never used to be an issue and infact it was something I like but now I feel inferior. Anyone else dealing with being short? Have any insights?
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>>18348495
Some girls would reject me because I'm 5'9. I would reject some girls because they're 5'10. Everyone has their preferences. Don't base your value off how a few girls view you.
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>>18348533
i know man it just feels terrible that height was the only thing that was a deal breaker.
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>>18348495
>girl rejected me because im 5'6 1/2
I refuse to believe she actually said that.
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I'm a 33yo guy.
I was previously married to a woman 10 years my senior. This finally fell apart and was finalised relatively recently. We have kids though, so she and they will always be something I have in my life. It's fairly amicable in that regard at least... nothing too bitter.
I've recently begun a relationship with a woman who's amazing - interesting, smart, mature, funny, caring, and very sexually compatible with me - more so than my ex wife. I'm falling for her pretty hard to be honest.
Unfortunately she's a tad more than 15 years my junior. So 17, going on 18. Yes, that's perfectly legal here.
It's an amazing thing we have going so far. However, I'm constantly torn between feeling like I'm going to ruin her life just by being in it, and just desperately wanting to be with her. She's strongly stressed she doesn't have an issue with the age gap but I feel like I'd be denying her a "normal" late teens and twenties by hanging around.
Just wondering if anyone has thoughts past "you disgusting old creep"? Or maybe stories of similar relationships and how they ended up?
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>>18348481
>married a girl 10 years older
nigga, why?
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>>18348486
I was in love with her, she was in love with me. It was a reasonable thing at the time <shrug>
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im guessing she's aware you have kids
why do you feel like you're going to ruin her life? you love her, she loves you, what's the problem? why are you trying to deny yourself happiness?
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Legal advice for misdemeanor battery
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I was charged with a misdemeanor battery for attacking someone after they made a very deliberate slight against me. I spent one full day in jail and posted bail for $1100. I'm scheduled to be in court in 30 days. This is my first time ever being arrested. What do I have ahead of me and what do I need to do to get by with minimal punishment? What type of punishment is typical in this type of situation? I'm aware I need to get a lawyer.
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I should also add that I turned myself in when I could have just taken off from the incident and my identity possibly would have never been discovered.
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>>18348418
Probably shouldn't have beaten up that woman OP.
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>>18348509
I didn't beat her up. Had her gripped by her hair as she was trying to speed off and I hit her maybe once or twice.
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Has anyone had experience with urine dripping after they pee? Ive had this problem for years now. I have to "milk" my penis from the base upwards repeatedly for several minutes in order to get out every last drop. I think my problem was caused by years of straining during shitting and masturbating.
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>>18348223
Stop manually expressing your urine NOW. It is not healthy.
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>>18348223
It is called incontinence and you should see a doctor about it.
If you drip out a little it isnt a big deal but a lot should be concerning.
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>>18348223
Its always been this way for me since i can remember.
Gotta squeeze the last bit out.
I have honestly never heard anyone make any mention of it and whether it happens to them or not, but honestly OP its probably some weird design in our erethras be it a bend or a curve or narrowness or, sure, too much masturbation causing a muscle or contraction problem.
Im a 30 year old perfectly health man. Just had a shit tonne of routine checks done including urine test and bladder ultrasoun among many other things. All good.
>>18348251
Incontinence is no control at all over your bowel or bladder. OP has excess hangin around inside his urethra after hes does urinating. Huge difference.
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All of the evidence points to this life being shit.
I am a man.
>I will never be valued for who I am, only what I can produce
>I will never be 'saved' by a girl
>Any problems I have are problems that *I* have to deal with; getting help or support from a woman is either impossible or comes with her resenting me and viewing me as a non-sexual automaton
>I'm not happy unless I'm with someone who cares about me
>I haven't experienced that in 4 years
>You are undatable if you aren't happy (as a man)
I want out. I just want out. I don't want to die, I don't want to kill myself; I just want out.
The extra special ironic thing about this? Nobody will give a shit, because I'm a guy and this is not unique. Which makes me feel even more isolated.
What did I do to deserve this?
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>>18347956
>>I will never be valued for who I am, only what I can produce
Would you rather be a woman and only valued for your appearance?
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>>18347956
How old are you?
I'm 22. No success in dating apps or tinder. Plus I'm a manlet. Only thing we can do is:
A) Get in shape, be confident, dress nice, relentless and in the process become numb to rejection and pain in general. In otherwise be twice the man a ordinary handsome man is.
B) Gain notoriety. e.g. Hollywood, music industry, etc.
C)Jelq or get a bathmate. Get the confidence of a big cock and be giggolo.
D)Be a square and settle.
Being a man(let) aint easy
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>>18347959
I would absolutely prefer being a woman. Life would have been objectively better.
Women aren't only valued for their appearance; they're valued because they're the reproducers. They are inherently more valuable (biologically) than men. Being a woman means you will be valued, no matter what. You can be a deadbeat degenerate drug addict or a neurosurgeon, and no matter what happens, you will always have value. And far more value than all but the wealthiest, most attractive, most famous men.
Besides that, the numbers point to women getting better treatment in I'd say 90% of all the areas of life. Look at what happened to the woman who "became a man for a year" in the early 2000s; she wanted to see what life is like for men. By the end of it, she was depressed, had an anxiety disorder, and said with no hesitation that being a man is fucking awful compared to being a woman.
Or you could watch The Red Pill by Cassie Jaye, a feminist. It only took her a few interviews and a couple days of research to realize that men are fucked way, way harder by almost every system we have. She no longer considers herself a feminist.
I got dealt a shit hand.
>>18347980
If I were short or unattractive, I very seriously would have killed myself by now. Compared to most men I have it pretty damn good and I still feel like trash most days. I can't imagine how horrific my life would be if I were short or ugly.
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, fart guy and the guy who stuffs his pants
Fuck off
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Guys - do you think its slutty for girls to wear leggings or skinny jeans? They're really comfortable and it's all I wear. Could it send the wrong message to guys?
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>>18347825
It hurts my eyes if you're wearing unflattering leggings or skinny jeans.
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>>18347825
It's not slutty, but if you're halfway attractive guys are going to check you out.