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>>18339355
White rice and beans.

What do you have in your fridge/cupboards/cabinet/whatever the fuck what is in your kitchen that you can eat right? i'll help you get organized.

>>18339355

I was in a similar situation a few weeks back, and I survived on pretty much Ramen Noodles and grilled cheese sandwiches.

It wasn't fun, but doable.

Basically, you want food that's cheap to buy in bulk (making several meals out of) and won't spoil before your two weeks is up.

>>18339359

Has the right idea.

Also, discount supermarkets are your friend.

>>18339191
Please explain what the experience is like? Do you pay them just to hang out and talk with them? Doesn't the idea of them wanting you around contrast with the fact that you paid for the experience rending it artificial?

>>18339197
>Please explain what the experience is like?
I at least feel decent, sometimes chipper, after the fact.

>Do you pay them just to hang out and talk with them?
At the most basic level.

>Doesn't the idea of them wanting you around contrast with the fact that you paid for the experience rending it artificial?
You'd think at first, but they're amazingly good at your job. Sometimes fantasy is the most you can get ._.

>>18339205
please write how the experience usually plays out.

>>18339118
You're honestly a bit of a bastard anon.
Your friends may need your help and you're just going to abandon or drop them? Because they're not ""cool"" enough? They struggle with life? Honestly you would think someone who's been through what you have would be a bit more supportive and helpful to your friends. Instead you come here asking for advice on how to drop your longtime friends? The fuck is wrong with you. Help them out you selfish son of a bitch. Don't come crawling here asking how to make new friends.
I wish you would kill yourself and your friends lives got better.
You're a pretty poor excuse for a human being.

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>>18339138
Yeah fuck that shit.

I have tried CONSTANTLY to help my friends.

I've always tried to do more active shit with them.

I've spent years inviting them out to concerts. Years of being available to them or whatever. years of trying to be their friend.

Look, you know how I stopped being a depressed faggot loser? I woke up one morning, looked myself in the eyes and swore to myself I'd do WHATEVER it fucking took to never feel like I wanted to kill myself again. I was put in the psychward, I'm a 25 year old man and I still have very obvious self-harm scars all over me people will always see. But I still try to spend each day just working on myself, moving forward and trying to make my life better.

And I've DEFINITELY fucking tried to be a good friend to these people. But this is the thing.

They've made their choice. No matter how much I try to help them, offer advice, offer support, offer to go out with them, offer to hit the gym with them, NO MATTER WHAT, these friends ALWAYS make the same choice.

They want to be fat.

They want to be tired.

They want to be lazy.

They want to be sad.

They want to be fuck boys.

Let them be fuck boys.

I'm tired of being friends with fuck boys.

I'm not a fuck boy. They CHOSE to be that way.

I've done everything I fucking can to help these people. I've been more than a good friend to people, and it's just not being reciprocated. I don't think these guys have the energy to put in 1/10th of the effort into being a friend that I've tried to put in for them.

They want to be losers.

What do you want me to do? Consistently spend my life trying to get these loserish people to turn into winners, to turn into the kind of people I want to be friends with?

Eventually you hate to cut your losses and realizes you outgrow people sometimes. And right now for me the best thing to do is to stop worrying about these people who WANT to be unhappy, unhealthy and unaccomplished and work on associating with and meeting the right people.

>>18339118
You gain friends by doing some common activities with them periodically together.

Once you are out of school, it is time to get gf and marry, maybe try to hook up with coleagues from work.

What do you do op with some people so you can get friends?

You sound like a good girlfriend.

>>18338889
"Hey uhh, I'm gonna need that camera back, sorry."

"How come?"

"Oh... reasons, important..reasons. Please do me a favor and return it. It's kind of embarrassing to talk about. I'll lend it to you again as soon as I've cleared something up. It wont take long."

Go to her house and speak to her directly

that way if she hasn't gone through the pictures already you can just delete it before she sees it.

She has multiple videos

>>18338497
Yeah I know but this one i saw don't look consensual how do I get full name and address of the guy smacking her with the whip? I wish I could get it this guy needs to be castrated and beat

>>18338493
>>18338502
lulz

Will this be the summer I lose my virginity?
>1-4
yes
>5-8
no
>9
you'll never lose your virginity lol
>0
yes and it will be fucking amazing and all your friends will be jealous

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How do I get a significant other like this?

>>18338534
Be incredibly good looking and richer than them.

I give you about a 90% chance of making it extremely fucking weird, OP.

Also, when I was 20, I found this girl from high school on Myspace (yeah, that long ago). I e-mailed her to say hey. She was REALLY weirded out. REALLY weirded out.

>>18338291
Depends on the question. You asking "hey how've you been?" and reaching out because you need a friend and she was nice to you back then? That's innocent enough. Don't take it personally if she blows you off or is creeped out or became a bitch though. Over a decade is a long time - I don't even remember my faculty from 7th grade, let alone the kids.
Anything about dating/love/marital status/etc.? Absolutely not.
Checking in on her because you're worried? Always a noble and ethical gesture. You could save a life, just don't think that reaching out to her makes her wellbeing your personal responsibility.

>>18338306
>Depends on the question. You asking "hey how've you been?" and reaching out because you need a friend and she was nice to you back then? That's innocent enough. Don't take it personally if she blows you off or is creeped out or became a bitch though. Over a decade is a long time - I don't even remember my faculty from 7th grade, let alone the kids.

Roughly this. Just saying, though, OP, it doesn't take much to make it really fucking weird.

You're not entitled to a job just because you have a degree. You fucked yourself over by sitting on your ass for two years because "muh degree"; two years of doing nothing is a huge red flag to employers.

>>18338276
>what do you do when life is closing in and you're tapped?

You're just going to get a lot of non-answers here, /adv/ has no good advice.

If it helps I'm pretty much in the same position as you and I have less than £1K in the bank.

>>18338286
>Case in point

/adv/ is absolute shit for advice other than "no gf help I virgin". Even then it still sucks.

>>18337962
Consider taping a picture of an attractive ass to your girlfriends ass so you stare at her like a degenerate instead of other women.

if its that big of an issue, break up with your gf

>>18337962
Force your GF to do Stronglifts 5x5 at gunpoint.

Either that or crush her by telling her her that you don't love her because that bitch got N O A S S.

That's natures way of telling you not to racemix.
Stay proud.
Stay white.
1488.
Jk.

her personality is a 7/10 and shes also really clingy

>>18337752
well im assuming you r a fucking retard faggot nigga by asking the question. ill sage you here. listen up boi
get some other slut preggers
simple
sagethread

>>18336575
OP beat me to it by like ten seconds lol.

You've been in my dreams every night for awhile now L. Every time I am trying to reach you, to talk to you, and every time there is someone in the way or we just miss each other, or the dream devolves into this clusterfuck a la inception where walls go up between us and it doesn't matter what I do, I can climb over and instead of getting over a room will form that I can't get through. I try to walk around it and the wall just grows.

Well last night we met, and people still tried to get in the way, and you were mad at me for not being able to give all my attention to our conversation as I tried to get rid of them. As I was telling these people to just go, you left. I found you outside crying because everything was in the way.

what did my brain mean by this? also you're brunette in my dreams.

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I saw my cousins again yesterday. The girls have grown, and have started using makeup, talk about boys they like, swearing and watching movies and series they are far too young for.

Yet, they are still the same little girls that illuminated my life and made me feel happier than I had ever been, when I lived at my aunt's household 3 years ago and I still love them.

I do not know what I should feel. I am happy that I could see them again and actually spend time with them without having to worry about my aunt, but at the same time I am saddened by the feeling of loss I have due to how much they have grown.
The younger one was still first to hug me and sit next to me, and the older girl also did come sit besides me after a while. Hearing them laugh and chatting with them made me feel happy, but things were no longer the same.

What I know however, is that I want to still be a part of their lives. I need to resolve my schism with my aunt and put it past me, if I want to retain what remains of the bond I have with my cousins.

just leave she doesn't give a shit

How do you know she both doesn't want to date you or appreciate you as a friend? If that's so, there's no need to even answer, that's not a friend.

>>18336321
She's rejected me, she's expressed how she looks at me like a best friend, she doesn't have many friends

>>18336238
If she won't roid she'll stay feminine, so I wouldn't oppose her working out. Just hit the gym with her, you'll see triple the gains she will if you put in the same effort and she'll respect you for it

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girls who don't roid don't get too big. post pic of what she wants to achieve.
poc related would be gross af

>>18336567
pic related definitely works out too, but has higher bf%.

so just make sure she doesn't cut too much fat.

>>18336038
Ur fine

>>18336038
I'm sure you two will be fine, she took it nice and quickly. The only people I've heard getting pregnant after using plan B were two people I knew who waited over two days to take it.

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>>18336055
How can I tell me gf she'll be ok? She's panicking really bad, throwing up and shit. Tbh it's making me a little freaked out too. Scary situation.

>hey dad, do you want to fuck my gf?
>no/NO!/what's wrong with you/um, what/*pause, no (means maybe)/what do you mean/sure/yes

the end.

>>18334531
how is pic related?

>>18334536
My gf.