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>>18337107
Take her to Crealy

>>18337113
Hey, I'd love to. Women love to be shoved around, but I can't afford the plane ticket.
Shit, is this an underage joke?

>>18337107
Take her to a trampoline park or something which needs physical activity, proceed to relax afterwards and go out for light food and drinks. Then take a stroll through a park and just chill somewhere with her. From there on you should plan something with her, let her opinion be of value aswell.

>>18336934
Casually approach her when she's not surrounded by all her friends so it doesn't put pressure on her to say yes and you're not humiliated if she goes "with you? hahahaha".

Ask her how her weekend was and say you're doing X next weekend/this week, "do you want come along?". Bonus points if you happen to know it's something she likes. If there's anything like that and you find it out through a friend or something, something along the lines of "Carl/someone told me you like piano. I'm going to this concert somewhere, want to join me?"

>>18336934
When the class finishes wait for your opportunity(wait for her to be partially alone or alone) go and ask her how is she going in the class.

If she says that she is going good, ask her for help in any shit regarding the class. Then, after talking a while, ask her out.

If she says that she hates the class you have 2 options again

>Agree, make some jokes, ask her out
>Ask what parts does she has problems with, help her, ask her out.

>>18336940
And what would I do if she's around her friends all the time?

>>18336896

anything really.

>>18336898
Thanks for the waste of space answer. Just give me a general idea, anecdotes from experience will suffice.

>>18336905

>thanks for the waste of space answer

you deserve to suffer.

>>18336848
You likely can't. No matter how old you get, your parents will always consider you to be "beneath" them and not take you seriously. All you can do is move away from it and hope they aren't so careless you spend your adult life fucked by child financial responsibility laws.

What habits?

>>18336848
That pic is from where

>>18336841
Ive had this, there's 3 normal answers

> 1 forget it, drop the question (most people do this)

> 2 get involved somehow

> 3 get into a religion

>>18336841
>Any tips to calm down?
Do something else. Often this sort of attitude comes about when you're doing finals procrastination, start reading news nonstop, and haven't broken the habit after finals are over.

>>18336856
Yeah. This is usually a good temporary answer I've found. However sometimes I cant set myself to do anything because of the worries.

>>18336847
Religion isn't my thing and I've been getting involved in as many ways I can. However the first solution often makes me feel like I'm part of the problem and makes me feel like a degraded piece of shit.

In any case thanks for the replies.

>>18336784

Either you work on it together to bring back the attraction (has she gained weight? Has the relationship become boring? Have you just gotten used to her?) or you give up, break up and find a new relationship with some other loving woman but who you also find attractive. Depends entirely on you two which route is the smart one to take. Not all relationships end when the attraction dwindles, but not all relationships are worth salvaging when it does. Figure it out with her.

Figure out why you're not into her anymore. Think about it for awhile. If it's something she can easily change, talk about it. If it's something fundamental about her, break up. You're doing her a disservice by keeping her off the market during her prime years if you're not into her.

>>18336784

This happened to me in the past and I broke up with her. It was a decision that I didn't make lightly, but honestly, the best decision I could have made for myself. I didn't realize how hard life was pretending I cared about her, and pretending I wanted to have sex.

The single life was wonderful and happy. Of course, your mileage may vary.

You're a stupid person

Is one of your natural artistic talents sex for money

>>18336789
Why
Are you....projecting?

Fist of all, from this post you already seem like a great guy, so this girl is lucky to have you.
I myself had this same problem with a guy I liked, and wanted him to take the first step. So in the end i just took control and asked him. But you have a huge advantage that you are already good friends with her because this way you know that you have some stuff in common.

When it comes to girls, they really just want guys to make an effort and just ask them out. They love the unexpected. And if you are still afraid if itll be awkward, take her to an event.

For example; you guys both like the same music, so go to a concert together. If you plan something for just the two of you, she gets that you want to spend time with her alone and it is a signal that you are digging her. But dont shrug it off like you are going there as friends. Dont be afraid to make it a little bit of a big deal.

But most of all, dont be insecure about your feelings and just try it. If she is into you, she will agree to the most stupid plans just to hang out with you, trust me.

Hope itll go well and keep us updated! Im so curious ;)

>>18336644
Thanks a whole bunch for the insight, I truly appreciate it!

>>18336647
no problemo, always here to help guys in a struggle

if you need any other advice on girls, go ahead

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Only one bump

buy a used IBM-era Thinkpad for a couple dozen bucks and download free coding software for it

>>18336608
>all the fun, anonymous, finagling, and sleuthing that can be done with it
Uhh, sounds like you have a pretty weird idea about it.

>making useful functional applications and scripts
That's closer to it. Check for the average job at mechanical turk, that's what you're most likely going to do at start.

>I'm also interested in what type of device I should get besides my phone
Any non ancient pc/laptop will do. If it runs something like Ubuntu or MacOS you got a solid combination of usability and retard-friendliness. Check the ThinkPad threads on /g/, it's a shitty laptop for portability but dirt cheap and got good Loonix support. Generally this question is for /g/.

> to take apart computers
That's pretty easy if you mean what I think you mean

> and tech and rebuild to repair or make into other devices
Woah, slow down.

>I want it so I can be able to be invisible
You can't. At best you can minimize your footprint and most ways will massively affect your comfort. Simple crap like not using social media, cloud stuff, not using the same username and noscript/VPNs/TOR is the furthest you should go, things like running a live OS and killing everything after every season and niggering wifi from neighbors is rarely worth it.

>know how to access other devices/fix/alter their functions
Like?

>c++, python, html
Solid start but doing it on a phone sounds like such a fucking pain. You'll have to familiarize yourself with the terminal for most of the stuff.

>I'm better with hardware than soft though
Give examples.

>>18336513
Keep doing what you are doing. In few years you will finally grow up and realize there is more to life than work and sleep.

You are still a little baby.

>>18336527
I wish people would elaborate on what they mean when they say grow up.

>>18336554
>ask and you shall recieve
At your age i was clueless fat virgin uni student. My whole world were lectures, homeworks, some addictive online game, part time job at weekends and banter with similiar people like me. And i disregarded any gf or female thoughts with furrious fapping to the most degenerate porn you could have found.

You think you know it all now. But guess what, you dont. You claim god doesnt exists (maybe consider switching from atheist to prognostic), you claim kids doesnt deserve to explore this fun world and semi inherit your will and dna and your end life goal is to literally wait for your parents to die alone.

And guess what, it is all laughtable.

Go read some book, get fit, maybe try sex for first time via new gf, buy some toys for adult like car, pc, dragon dildo, new phone and just keep doing sonething you enjoy. With a bit of luck, you will gain new skill called empathy, your interests will shift and who knows, maybe you even fall in love to get your hearth broken from your first gf.

Tldr grow up. You still know shit about life and world. Broaden your interests, start asking questions like WHY and HOW to things you have never been interested before.

Even browsing this cesspit will broaden your horizons, provided you evade cancer boards, memes and realize that most of it are jokes.

Good luck!

>>18336422
Dont tell them you want to kys.
Tell them your problems and feelings and ask them to set you up with psychologist.

Good luck and dont give up. For majority of people the life gets better with time.

Don't. Suicide is still badly stigmatized. We live in a place (and post on a forum) where it's not ok to even talk about. Society just doesn't 'get it' yet.

Trust me, you'll never be treated the same. If you want help. check into a mental hospital, because that's where you'll end up anyway if you spill the beans.

I don't know where you live, but basically being in a mental hospital is like being in a place where you're stuck in a big box with other depressed people for weeks while the staff throws meds at you. You'll probably just get good at hiding your crushing suicidal depression.

>>18336422
Tell them that you've been feeling really down and depressed, but leave out the suicide part. Friends and family can try to help, but your best bet is to see a therapist.

You're 100% fine

>hentai
100% fucked, the US does not tolerate degeneracy

>>18336363
Stay cool, the isp still havent set up infrastructure to sell your browsing history yet. But in few years it will be public for everybody to buy your history. Enjoy living in the land of free i guess?

>>18336298

you already pointed out that they dont have attractive features even outside of their piercings dyed hair and tattoos, so no its not your personality, its that you are ugly enough that they think they can get you.

most girls who are ugly get excessive piercings, dyed hair, and tattoos in order to cover up their ugliness, they can hide behind them and say they are just unconventionally attractive, you know, punk types.

they perceive you as equally ugly and think they have a chance.

>>18336311
I am not ugly though, nor attractive. I am average.

>I am a stoic, cold, distant person so is that the reason?
I a way yes, I guess they are looking for a father figure through their partner (daddy issues), so you fit the bill.

>She already told him that she is not interested but his hopes are still high.
well, too bad, so sad.
your turn.

Bros before hoes ALWAYS

Ok maybe not always because life isn't black and white but here's the deal

You can break up with a gf pretty easily, bros don't just vanish so easily, you can go through 50 gfs and at the end of the day your bros will always be there

Keep that in mind

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>peruvian
>evolved

What do you actually want advice about?

>>18336219
Just keep fucking girls and dumping them right after. The more you emotionally damage them, the easier time we betas and uggos will have when simply behaving like nice guys. Promise them bright future, dick them really hard and then ghost them asap.

You are doing the society huge favor. The girls have to realize that even betas can be valuable in a sence. Keep fucking them (maybe use condoms so the whores dont have too much aids).