ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything GUIDELINES: Before you

Guys - do you think its slutty for girls to wear leggings or skinny jeans? They're really comfortable and it's all I wear. Could it send the wrong message to guys?

>>18347825
It hurts my eyes if you're wearing unflattering leggings or skinny jeans.

>>18347825
It's not slutty, but if you're halfway attractive guys are going to check you out.

>>18347825
Unless you have a huge ass, it is not that slutty. Those short shorts jeans are much worse (your ass is hanging out for fuck's sake).

Guys in relationships: when you watch porn, do you imagine it's you fucking your girlfriend?

>>18347852
no, of course not. What would be the point?

>>18347852
When I'm watching porn, I'm not imagining anything. I'm getting off to what's on my screen.

>>18347852
>do you imagine it's you fucking your girlfriend?
I haven't kek'd this hard in months. Thank you.

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Man here
I'm handsome and whatnot, but I have no confidence with dating, romance, that sort of thing, but only with regards to aforementioned. Wat do?

>>18347852
Are you fucking high?

>>18347852
Nah, I imagine fucking the the two 10/10s.

>>18347852
lol

Is it ever possible to trust a woman for a military style 6 months home 6 months away lifestyle?

>>18347852
You're asking the wrong questions, mate.

>>18347873
Only if you embrace your cuckoldry.

>>18347873
Nope. There's stories of military wives cheating on their husbands while they're away all the time.

>>18347873
This question is even more stupid than the porn one.

>>18347877
>>18347878
That's what I expected
I'm a KV anyways
Guess I'll just learn to fuck hookers and die clutching my medals

>>18347873
If you want to raise someone else's kid, sure.

This site gave me some fucked up ideas, but I can't confirm if they're true because I've never been in a healthy relationship. I need to know if as an average/above average looking guy, I'll be able to get a gf, even if I don't have perfect social skills (I occasionally slur my words, I don't know how to tease, but I'm confident, kind, and know how to keep a conversation going)

>>18347886
Of course you will

She just has to be fat or otherwise ugly

>>18347898
and this folks, is how to bring someones hopes up then shatter them

Lets say you're a cute girl in lecture hall and I wanted to approach you. How would you envision me successfully meeting you in class?(Theres plenty of time to talk because the teacher is always 15 minutes late and we get a 20 minute break.)

I tend to be kind of awkward when I initially meet people btw. Im notorious among my friends for making bad first impressions.

>>18347912
Sit next to her and be like "Jeez, he's late again?"

Men:

How off-putting is it if the woman you're seeing is a vegetarian? I won't try to force it on you, but when I cook for the two of us, it will probably be a vegetarian meal.

Are there any ladylike women still who don't use words like dick and cock?

>>18347931
I live in a pretty "progressive" city
So all the women I've been dating have been vegetarians

It's been hard, desu
I'm a good cook. I take pride in that
But almost everything I do involves meat or meat products

So when I want to take them home and impress them with my cooking, I can't really.
Because I have no idea what the fuck to do with just veggies

Tofu stirfry is the best I can do. And that impresses no one

>>18347938
Yes, and they're lame as hell.

>>18347942
>I'm a good cook.
> I have no idea what the fuck to do with just veggies

>>18347953
I mean alone
Every meal should have vegetables
That's a given

But the meat creates the base of anything I know how to do
Start with the meat and then develop

But with vegetarians, it's like creating something from the scraps of something else

>>18347931
not a problem at all, but I am nearly vegetarian (i eat meat 0-5 times a month, closer to 0 actually)

Women

Do you like muscular dominant men?

>>18347958
How?
What are your recipes?

Everything I know how to make starts with a base of meat

Girls (or guys I guess, it doesn't really matter that much).

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>18347957
which makes you a meme cook at most, not a good one

>>18347931
I think if you ease into the vegetarian thing it's fine. Unless the guy is also in to vegetarian stuff, you have to just start with things that are staples that just don't contain meat. Spaghetti comes to mind. If milk is OK, you could easily get away with Nachos with refried beans, salsa, sour cream, etc. Even some of those soy burgers weren't too bad.

Get to know the vegetables the guy doesn't like because that can make the meal unappetizing. I can do vegetarian things fine, but if they contain the same things I would pick out of a meat dish I might not like it.

>>18347970
>cook
Nigger, shoot me if I call myself a cook

I'm talking about functionality, not labels

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>>18347969
B- for effort.

>>18347963
you cook grains, you add veggies.

Or, you make a salad

or, you make scrambled eggs, you add veggies

or you make a soup (throw basically any veggies you like into a pot and add more water than usually)

or you make just veggies, by adding everything to a large, deep pan, starting with the hardest ones and progressing to the softest. Cheese optional

or you make a sandwich with tomato
or toast with avocado and paprika

Fuck, man, have you ever heard about creativity?

>>18347977
well, that's exactly what you called yourself, so...

And I can't see what is functional about a guy, who can only cook meat

>>18347938
Um how else are you supposed to refer to it as? Genitals? Just imagine you're pounding a woman and she moans "I want your genitals!"

Like what the fuck.

>>18347957
they sell unlimited variations of vegetarian meats.

>>18347987
hey, actually I kinda like that scene

>>18347987
I'm thinking that guy wants a girl who stutters when even saying "penis" because it's embarassing and she's a virgin.

>>18347938
I actually like hearing women use vulgar language (unless it's just over the top like in porn).

>>18347969
You're desperate for a (you) so here (you) go

I want Mcdonald's now too damnit

How would you react to knowing a guy has no female friends?

>>18347969
stale pasta

>>18348009
dont care i would feel particularly good about it because they are less likely to cheat. its the same reason for why boyfriend arent comfortable with girls having male friends.

>>18348009
It would be a yellow flag for me.

It implies you either can't connect with women in a normal, non-sexual, person-to-person way which is super lame and means I can expect a shallow, sex-only relationship (which I'm not interested in), and/or that there's something highly off-putting about you to other women that they don't want to be around you, and that I should probably follow suit and not waste my time.

Sorry for the wordiness.

>>18348023
thats very harsh

>>18348009
Would not care at all and in fact its probably preferable.

>>18348023 is a fucking retard, lol.

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how can I improve my tinder profile picture?

>>18348040
>different haircut.
>look into the camera and smile
>showcase your hobbies (e.g.: if you hike, post a selfie from you hiking; if you play guitar, post a picture with you and your guitar)
>color

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>>18348045
I do have a pic of me performing.

how should I style my hair? i like it long

>>18348040
Close your mouth and straighten your shoulders.

Guys
Do you get those subtle cues from your girlfriend that she wants you to do something or am I weird if I miss them 90% of the time?

>>18348052
good advice thanks

>>18348050
That's much better.

I'm not sure what kind of cut's best. That stuff factors in hair type, face shape, and other features, and I don't have that stuff memorized or anything. I think your looks too thin and/or fine for bangs to be good, unless you pull more hair forward to thicken it up. When I want bangs, that's what I have to do. You can also try some hair products that make it thicker/more voluminous. You don't have to use it every day or even once a week or anything, but you can for pictures and on other occasions when you want to look nicer.

Guys (or anyone with experience): How do I tell if a guy is genuinely nice or trying to manipulate me? I met a guy at a party, we hooked up, and spent almost every second of the next week with each other. He does seem happy to just hang around (I hate people and that party was only because a friend drug me out) and he's super nice to me, but we only had sex that one time and now, two months later, he's being super distant.

>>18348061
What do you have to lose if you try to spend more time with him?

>>18348040
it looks like a wartime photo
like, man, they could just hang it in Auschwitz and nobody would notice anything strange about it

>>18348074
hahaha thanks man. that's what I was going for.

but seriously I'm not photogenic at all. irl I can get girls easily especially by talking to them, but my photo game is fucking awkward

Guys. How can I attract guys my age?

I'm a 22 year old female, 5'0, with A-cup breasts. I don't wear makeup and won't because it gives me bad acne even after trying different brands. I have a baby face and I get confused for a 12 year old all the time. I find that when I'm in public, guys my age don't pay attention to me except for old men that are likely to be pedos. Guys my age confuse me for a child and don't even look my way. It kinda sucks. I've put myself out there and I have talked to a few men but they always seemed weirded out by how young I look. What should I do?

>>18348067
More time?
I mean, we've spent a ton of time together, I just don't know how to read the change in attitude. I don't know if I want to sit down and bring this up to him.

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>>18347864
One generalization I can guarantee is that women do not like guys who aren't confident. Lack of confidence will garner you more contempt then being convicted of sexual assault or being ugly or just about anything else.

>>18347898
>>18347901
Kek. To answer >>18347886, yes you can get a girlfriend. You can improve your social skills.

>>18347912
Sit next to her and comment on the professor. Just don't open up with your naruto fan fiction and you'll be fine.

>>18347931
I wouldn't mind at all. I'd probably find it pretty interesting. Most men won't care, because they're much more concerned about you and sleeping with you.

>>18347960
(you)

In case anyone is out of the loop, yes: muscularity and dominance in men are basically the two most important factors in sexual attraction.

>>18348053
The last time I was in a relationship with a girl, I explicitly told her from the beginning "Don't try to drop subtle hints. You won't pick up on mine, I won't pick up on yours. Neither of us read minds. Let's be open with each other, okay?"

Anything else is just asking for hurt feelings.

>>18348061
>fuck a guy the first time you meet him
>you met him at a party
>"oh that was 2 months ago, he being distant now"
To be clear it is absolutely possible to enter a relationship with a guy who you've fucked on the first date. Totally possible for them to be a good person and actually like you, in addition to being attracted to you. I have been that guy several times.

But. I met none of those girls at parties. Most of the people who go to parties are of the unsavory sort, so it wouldn't be surprising at all to find out that that guy only wanted to have sex with you.

>>18348077
>I get confused for a 12 year old all the time
Pic related

The solution is just "go out more". It's a numbers game, and eventually you'll be approached by a guy your age who might well be compatible with you. That, or you can go on Tinder and have your ego inflated like you've never experienced before.

>>18348061
>manipulate
>doesn't have sex he could have

so he manipulates you into what, exactly?


To answer your question (which won't help, but whatever), I, for example, once manipulated a girl by letting her think she has manipulated me, and then by complimenting her on traits she didn't have (intelligence and alike, mostly), complimenting her large breasts I hated, buying her shit.

I did it, because I was fucking desperate for pussy at the time. Felt terrible about my life choices once I got sexually satisfied

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>>18348086
Fuck wrong picture

>>18348077
Wearing makeup is probably the only way. I guess you could dress like a slag too. Or you could try going to clubs or other places that have an age requirement.

>>18348077if you live in eu, your search is over. Provided you are intelligent as well, you are exactly my type

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>>18348077
How do you dress? You could always try the overly professional route. Or at least, don't dress like jailbait.
Where do you hang out? Because it would be really hard for someone to think you're 12 if you're at a college library, workplace, or bar.
Otherwise, just don't give up. If there's one thing you don't want to get coupled with looking really young is acting all depressed. Cause then you'll get even bigger creeps.

>>18348076
yeah, that other photo is ok (well, too blurry, but that's another story)

>>18348040
Smile, look at the camera, get a haircut that is more flattering.

>>18348061
I'm >>18348086 and I just realized I didn't answer your question.

If he wasn't just using you for sex (which it doesn't sound like he was), it could just mean that he thinks you aren't interested. If he was always the one to contact you first, always the one to invite you on dates, always the one who had to initiate things, he could very well feel like you're just putting up with him, rather than happy to be with him.

Talk to him about it. Why haven't you guys had sex since then? Have you tried inviting him on a date, even something simple like getting ice cream or going hiking?

My male manager bullies me (yells at me, gossips about me) at work. The problem is that he also barges into conversation that I'm having with my colleagues in the lunchroom and sometimes tries to small talk with me. What's the logic behind this behaviour?

>>18348102
the thing is my hair grows so fast I just grow it out long. I had an undercut for a while but the sides grow out and make it look bad within two weeks.

any examples I can use? didn't realize how stressful this shit is.

>>18348077

I almost never give advice having to do with image like this, but:

Clothing and hairstyle - this can easily signal the world that you are a "grown-up".

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>>18348091
>>18348086
>dress like a slag
>clubs
>Tinder
Ew no ty. That's not me I'd rather live alone with my cats than do that for a bf. I'm not looking to fuck
>>18348095
Canada sorry. Should I be concerned? I don't think sane men will be into a 12 year old looking woman
>>18348096
I like to wear dresses or jeans and a hoodie depending on how lazy I feel. Nothing too tight or 'sexy' i've only ever been called cute
>>18348111
Hairstyle is like pic related

>>18348086
> Most of the people who go to parties are of the unsavory sort
I was totally ready to think that, but everytime I play that night back in my head, he doesn't fit that stereotype. He was the only person there, beside me, that wasn't overly drunk and smoking. And we spent the better part of four hours talking about travel, dogs, family.

>>18348088
Above, I guess that's why I think he's trying to play me. It seems too good to be true. And he does (did) things like cook for me and listen to me bitch about my job all night. Now that I think about it, I don't know how to interpret one thing that happened. Maybe the second week we were seeing each other, I kinda broke out crying (I got rejected for a new job and I absolutely hate my current one) while we were alone and he didn't even seemed fazed by it. I'm glad he hung around, but wouldn't that be a massive red flag normally?

>>18348104
Maybe. He doesn't like going out either, but he is constantly trying to come up with things to do outside of the house.

>>18348105
selfish and immature, so he doesn't really have enough empathy to understand the complex human psyche.
I knew a guy exactly like that. He would try to get every single pussy that came his way (and sadly, he sometimes succeded with the stupid and insecure ones), but he would openly criticize and laugh at girls who weren't in the room

It's also possible that he just never talks with women in any other fashion, so he does it with you even in spite of lack of sexual interest on his part

>>18348110
Does your hair naturally straighten out or does it tend to curl?
If it stay straight, maybe go shorter. Avoid that bowl cut nonsense.
If it has any life of it's own, let it all go out.

>>18348114
>Should I be concerned?
well, I don't quite believe you look 12ish. If you really, literally do, then maybe I wouldn't be this much into your looks.
But hell, I love short women with little breasts. And I hate makeup. that's mostly it.

As to my sanity - it's not that I'm competent to say anything about it, but I'm highly socially functional, so I'd doubt that I could be insane

>>18348121
it's straight man. Not sure what to do. i hate it too short and it's at the awkward length stage rn.

can I cheat by putting my tinder pic of me with a hood on or something?

>>18348105
Your answer is mostlyr: >>18348116
I would offer the advice to be careful. He has very obvious issues with women. A combative approach to this is probably going to result in either a clingy, immature manchild boyfriend or a violent, vengeful asshole. Either way, he has issues that he needs to fix outside of work. Or hell, fix him if you want to.
Now to play the opposite side: you could be a shitty employee. He might actually give a damn and thinks something in your personal life is interfering. Hence, the pattern of bullying, but then small talk.
How old is this guy?
Do your coworkers share your interpretation of his behavior?
What do you do?

>>18348114

While little boys might dress in suits (in england) little girls typically never do.

Some business attire will help - a lot.

Without knowing what you look like a lot of haircuts may not work / backfire.

>>18348105
He either has very poor social skills, or he's just an asshole. Both traits are common in both sexes. The first step would be to ask him to stop. You don't have to be super aggressive about it, you don't have to call him out in front of other people. Just "hey [manager] it feels like you're being pretty harsh to me. I'd appreciate it if you could go easier on me." If that doesn't work, do you have a supervisor above him that you can talk to?

>>18348114
You didn't read the first part of my reply: just go out more. For you, this is a numbers game; hang out in coffee shops, go to a local park, go hiking, read at the library. Make yourself available, and you'll be met with success.

Even better, how about *you* approach guys you think are cute? A girl making the approach comes way out of left field and you'll be successful much more often than not. It takes guts to do that though, so it's totally up to you.

>>18348115
>I kinda broke out crying while we were alone and he didn't even seemed fazed by it
This could go either way. Most likely, he just didn't know what to do to make you feel better, but it could also be that he didn't want to deal with it. The ugly truth is that some people are happy to provide support, and some people are completely against getting involved with someone else's sadness or distress.

Again, the best way to find out is to talk to him.

>>18348115
>It seems too good to be true
I can never understan logic behind such statements. it like

>I don't deserve to be happy, therefore anything good is just a preludium for something terrible
wake up. I had to break up with a fantastic gf, just because she could never give up that bullshit.
Just give up and accept that good things happen


>he didn't even seemed fazed by it. I'm glad he hung around, but wouldn't that be a massive red flag normally?

yeah, that's strange. Maybe he didn't knew what to say? I don't know. But it's not enough to judge at this point

>>18348127
Every guy who likes short women likes flat or small breast/small ass. Boring. Is there ever a guy who likes little but still curves and tits women?

>>18348127
>little breasts
That's rare. It made me really insecure as a teen
>>18348133
I wish I could post a photo of myself but that wouldn't be smart
>>18348138
I have considered talking to guys in person but literally...how? I once tried talking about a book at a library but it was awkward and I didn't know what else to say. Thinking about it makes me cringe. I have no friends and only speak to my mother. What would I say to keep the conversation going? And what if he thinks I'm annoying?

>>18348146
i've got nothing against curves, actually. A big ass rules. The tits I will stop liking once they become too big to hold most of one in a hand, but I won't complain if they are bigger. Just don't force me to compliment on them

>>18348146
jealous femanon detected. why do women always get so jealous? men love different things dont worry hun.

>>18348146
You can have curves and still have small tits

Hips, ass, and legs is key

>>18348146
I've seen a lot of girls with no tits and nice asses. What's making you so insecure?

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>>18348149

I'd focus on the clothes, but I googled "professional hairstyles women" for you: pic related.

I'll just assume you look like Selena Gomez with no tits.

>I have considered talking to guys in person but literally...how?

What would you like a guy to talk to you about? Run a few of those imaginary conversations through your head to prepare - then swap places and go for it.
If the guy thinks you're annoying and lets you know - at least you know!

Right now you are torturing yourself without even knowing! May as well find out before you feel bad, right?

And if you find out and feel bad, here's some pre-emptive advice - find another guy.

Anyone worth your time will have the patience to politely redirect the conversation to something they want to talk about.

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>>18348149
>I have considered talking to guys in person but literally...how?
I... I don't know.

Joking aside, it really depends on the situation. If it's a morning rush at the coffee shop I would keep it short "hi, you're cute, my name is Shaniqua, here's my number. Text me!" If you're hiking, open with "this is a really pretty view, isn't it?" If you're at the library, "hey do you want to read my yaoi naruto fan fiction?"

Personally I find a little bit of autism cute in a girl. You just gotta keep in mind, you have much better odds than guys do when it comes to approaching people. That may give you a bit of comfort the next time you do.

>>18348146
There are short, flat girls who I find attractive. There are tall, busty women I find attractive. Short of being overweight or disfigured, you can be attractive with many different body shapes and sizes.

Why do I like , depressed, abused, blind, deaf, lonely, sad, amputee, mute, etc. girls? I just want to protect them, does anyone else feel this way?

Please help, femanons

So I guess I came on too strong for a coworker. She made it somewhat clear that she's not into me and it's fine, can't win em all. I don't think we have much in common anyway. Thing is, she's a coworker so how can I avoid awkward situations with her from here on out? We both make a living at the same place so I will be seeing her around.
I was thinking of keeping my distance for awhile, maybe greet her as I pass by after some time, stuff like that. She's a kind girl I'm sure she'll talk to me from time to time especially because we work on assignments together occasionally, I just wanna avoid the awkwardness. What do you think?

>>18348165
Because you spend too much time on 4chan and watch too much anime

>>18348171
I don't watch anime, I was like this before 4chan

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>>18348164
That sounds scary. I'll try though.
>>18348165
I feel this way towards guys. I just want to hug them, it's so cute
>tfw no qt lonely bf

>>18348166

Don't think about only her regarding your interactions.

If you think of her, just make sure you're doing the same thing to her as you do to everyone else, male and female. No more, no less.

You don't need to "keep your distance" - there's nothing special. There never was. There's nothing wrong with expressing interest, getting a negative answer, and going on like nothing happened. Nothing changed except that you know.

>>18348171
No.

>>18348165
Your built-in protective instincts are in overdrive. It's literally some caveman shit going on in your head, but probably too much. There's nothing inherently wrong with that, it's just you'll be playing with fire with several of those conditions; mental disorders can come with some nasty social side effects.

>>18348181
Oh it's terrifying.

But good luck anon. You'll find someone.

>>18348086
>women do not like guys who aren't confident
I know that. The question is what do I do if I'm not confident

>>18348182
>Nothing changed except that you know.
This. >>18348166 just don't do anything different than you were doing before. "It's only awkward if you make it awkward" is absolutely true in these situations. You accepted her rejection, so there's nothing to worry about now.

>>18348184
>mental disorders can come with some nasty social side effects.
This. It's cute and innocent until they become possessive, abusive, ungrateful, and prefer their 16 year old cousin from Virgina to take care of them instead and they get jailed for having sex with a minor. Fuck you Tom.

>>18348151
>men love different things dont worry hun.
This.
While women on the other hand always have the same tall, handsome, ripped guy in their mind.

>>18348181
VANCOUVER ISLAND

>>18348190
There's really no secret to it, because there are a bunch of different ways to "become confident". Some guys found success by taking the "don't give a fuck about anything" route. Others find success by working out and improving their appearance. Others just naturally developed it.

A good number of them, though, developed confidence by first pretending that they were confident. That's not a lie or an exaggeration, literally "I am going to pretend that I'm confident. I'm going to pretend that I can approach that girl and ask for her number." The whole fake it til you make it idea is real.

The full story is that gives you an excuse for failure, which makes it easier to do things. "I was only pretending to be confident, so it doesn't matter that she said no."

>>18348195
lol'd

Seriously mental disorders are a huuuge potential problem. And this is coming from a guy who would love nothing more than to nurse a depressed, lonely girl back to health.

>>18348199
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>>18348196
It's really not fair. Ugly, fat, awkward, short guys don't get the attention they deserve, yet literally any woman with anything can find a guy that finds her "flaws" appealing. Another reason why I don't understand why women get jealous of one another. It's life on easy mode, what more do you want?

>>18348182
>>18348191
I hear what you're saying. I've thought about that too, going on like normal. I'm just a little afraid of coming off like a creep who can't get the hint, but I agree that treating her no more or less like everyone else sounds like the better approach. Guess I'm just over thinking it.
Thanks.

>>18348199
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>>18348209
>>18348204
kek

>>18348205
>It's really not fair.
No argument there, it's definitely bullshit. But, you can't do anything to change it.

>It's life on easy mode, what more do you want?
The issue with this is that women never experience life like men do. It's just like how you can't reasonably expect the son of a major CEO to ever understand what it's like to be poor; it's just, too far outside their realm of experience. They don't know because they *can't* know.

That's why jealousy seems like such a big problem with women. Men get jealous too, it's just that men have much bigger things to worry about, so jealousy very rarely takes center stage. If all you have to worry about is bagging the hottest, most successful guy you can find (unlike men who face loneliness, rejection, etc), then jealousy is going to be a big part of your life.

>>18347852
That defeats BOTH purposes of watching porn. What a dumb question.

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>>18348219
You get it, man. A girl would only struggle if she is socially retarded or ugly to the max. Hell, there was this landwhale in middle school that bullied the fuck out of me. Pic related is literally her body. And she got engaged straight out of hs. The guy was fat of course, but still. Baffled the fuck out of me. And that coupled with her personality?? What?? She was the meanest girl I ever met. I wish girls would just stop worrying so much about themselves and what they lack because people have it worse.

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>>18348235
That lady looks like she'd be good with a plow.

>>18348241
On what end of the plow?

>>18348242
both at once

>>18347931
It's a turn off if you only plan on cooking me veggies, sorry. I come home from a hard day of work to eat leafs? Bruh...

>>18347931
>I won't try to force it on you
>when I cook for the two of us, it will probably be a vegetarian meal.
That sounds like forcing it.

>>18347931
Vegetarianism is silly

Guys,

How do you feel about going down on women? Is the notion of it being emasculating meme? I feel like the key to having a successful relationship is being able to fulfill her sexually and vice versa. If you're not regularly bringing your woman to orgasm she becomes bitter.

>>18348320
I'm horny when she's horny. So why wouldn't I like making her make the best noises?

>>18348320
>How do you feel about going down on women?
I wish I could do it more but my gf doesn't like it, I've met very few women who do actually.

>Is the notion of it being emasculating meme?
I've never heard that before so I'm going to say yes, it's a meme.

>>18348325
>I wish I could do it more but my gf doesn't like it, I've met very few women who do actually.
You poor bastard.

It's one of the great joys of living, to make a girl lose control to your tongue

>>18348320
I love it more than I love her giving me blowjobs.

Pinning down her hips and making her squirm just drives me wild. And of course it drives her wild and the sex afterward is always so easy.

>>18348320

The idea that licking a vagina is somehow emasculating is absurd.

I love eating pussy. Fucking. Love. It.

>>18348277
I dunno, there's some damn good technically vegetarian dishes around, and I have no issues eating meat.

>>18348328
No kidding. It's been years since I've had the chance to do it again.

what would inspire a woman to ask a guy friend to critique a picture of your breasts you were going to send to another man?

>>18348320
nothing emasculating, but it's very cool

>>18348320
Unlike the dudes who replied before me, I'm pretty neutral about it. I like it if she's into it, otherwise if she doesn't like it then I don't feel like I'm missing out.

THAT SAID.

For the love of god, please, make sure you are healthy and clean down there before you ask a guy to go down on you. I've only gone down on girls who take good care of themselves, but good lord... The stories I've heard from friends.

Just make sure you're clean and 100% good to go before you get a guy down there.

>>18348347
That said, don't stop a guy midway through an attempt saying "just lemme go wash first" as this is a mood killer and a half

>>18348365
Not if you shower together and caress each other the whole time, then dry each other off nice and slow with the towel

>>18348132
We've worked at the same place for the same length of time (a big box retailer for 5 years). I'm just a shop assistant and he's my manager. I'm a decent employee because I do my job properly and treat my colleagues, managers and customers with respect. I'm working here while I do my masters degree btw. The thing that concerns me about this situation is that he only picks on female staff. He doesn't try the same disrespect or bullying on men.

>>18348077
>guys my age don't pay attention to me except for men that are likely to be pedos
>>18348114
>I don't think sane men will be into a 12 year old looking woman

You dont have a sex appeal problem, you have a self-image and self esteem problem.

>>18348343
She thinks you're gay. There is no other way, unless she wanted your dick.

>>18348347
>For the love of god, please, make sure you are healthy and clean down there before you ask a guy to go down on you

>gf gets mad back when i didnt wash up first, now i do every time
>meanwhile she gets mad if i ask her to wash "because its just sweat and my stuff down there anon"
>tfw gag at smell and taste and avoid doing it ever
>may never do it again because PTSD from the smell and taste

>>18348343
>she's socially oblivious
>she wanted to make her bf jealous
>she wanted to make you jealous
>she wants your dick
>she thinks you're gay
take your pick

>>18348412
that sounds disgusting. is she overweight? i guess I've been lucky, all my girls are clean down there

>>18348415
Or perhaps she's one of those chicks who likes to get every guy salivating over her.

>>18348412
>being stupid and meek enough not to set it straight with her or dump her

>>18348343
fuck
this is too much

captcha: servicing STOP

>>18348423
>is she overweight?
Slightly, yes.

Girls should I keep the fact that I have committed a misdemeanor battery against a girl to myself? Or do some girls like guys who set bitches straight when they act up (she instigated in a serious way)? How do I tell if a girl likes a woman abusers?

>>18348320
How come all guys online say they like it but when it comes down to actually doing it they never do go down?

>>18348442
Because you don't wash enough down there and it's disgusting.

>>18348442
because the guys who slum it to fuck you know they don't have to

>>18348444
Like, what level of washing are you asking for, though? The vagina (the literal, internal canal, not the outside parts) is delicate and self-cleaning.

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>>18348440
If that shit shows up on public background check sites, I'm going to head for the hills regardless.

>>18348450

I'd ask for the parts my tongue touches.

I'm not asking you to cram soap up there. I'd say whatever you can hit with a flat hand, using the palm and side, would cover things.

>>18348450
>The vagina (the literal, internal canal, not the outside parts) is delicate and self-cleaning
So is a dick but that stuff that helps "self clean" is gross and women don't like it on guys, so why should we like it in yours?

Wash the inside.

>>18348450
most girls are fine but on occasion its gross down there

>>18348452
So you're saying it's an absolute turn off? Even if it was a first time freak incident (I also didn't even know the person I was attacking was a girl until I was actually attacking).

>>18348463
For me at least, yes. Some girls may like it, I'm not sure, but that's probably my top red flag. If it was self-defense or false accusation that went through, that's a completely different story.

>long day, kinda sweaty, a little musty in the dick area
>undress in front of my girlfriend so I can wash off
>pants come off, room fills up with musty odor
>gf inhales strongly through nose
kinda embarrassed. do you think she enjoyed it? its not a big deal (at least she didnt say anything) but do girls enjoy 'that' smell of their boyfriends or is it a turn off?

>>18348440
in 99% of cases, girls dont like getting abused or beaten. the fact that you dont seem to understand this worries me.

>>18348468
>>18348468
No some dumb bitch didn't stop for me in those designated cross walk areas in front of stores so I rushed the window and grabbed her by the hair (it was at night so I didn't see who was driving) and hit her maybe once or twice before I got the spray straight to the eyes. It just set me off at a bad time (I was literally grabbing a couple things after just driving around with my doggo to clear my head and such).

>>18348475
>some dumb bitch didn't stop for me in those designated cross walk areas in front of stores so I rushed the window and grabbed her by the hair (it was at night so I didn't see who was driving) and hit her maybe once or twice
Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with you? I've had the same thing happen at cross walks but I never for a second thought of rushing the car and beating the shit out of someone over it.

>>18348475
>loses his shit and beats up a woman over a cross walk
>calls others dumb
wow

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>>18348472
Liking the scent of your partner is a marker for sexual attraction, so it's a good thing if she likes how your natural body odor smells. You might think you smell gross, but to her it's not so bad, or very good.

The flip side of pheromones is that they function so you aren't attracted to people you're directly related to, or biologically "incompatible" with. You biologically shouldn't feel sexual attraction to your siblings based on their scent/pheromones, because inbreeding can lead to birth defects. I think a study on it is showcased at the end of the old Science of Sex Appeal documentary.

>>18348475
>assault
What the fuck. Thank you for the reminder to keep my windows rolled up and my knife closer to me when I'm driving.

>>18348484
>>18348485

I know I overreacted but this was then obvious trying to piss me off and I was already in a really bad mood. Well I posted $1000 bail and have to go back to court in 30 days. If I'm a first time offender should I be okay in terms of serving jail time?

Fellas, is it normal I'm not attracted to the vast majority of men?

Most men are just plain uninteresting or unattractive, and if they're (rarely) attractive then we have no personal chemistry and they're not good enough for me to get into long-term relationships with. I don't know how guys do it, honestly. I see many of you acting like complete cavemen over any hot woman but it has to take a very special hot guy I'm interested in to win me over.

Even with guys I'm attracted to I just don't care enough to pursue them, I analyze their characteristics and our current state of interaction and realize we're not a good fit.

>>18348497
Evolutionarily speaking, yes.

>>18348497
It sounds like you're mostly going for looks over personality, which is why they're be uninteresting.

gay or straight?

>>18348503
meant for >>18348497

>>18348475
>first comes here claiming he's a good guy doing cool shit
>turns out he is unable to control his fits of rage and beats people not even knowing who they are
>I overreacted

and then people like this come here and ask the classic "why do all x are shitty?"

ffs, I don't know if I wan't to go to these threads anymore

>>18348497
normal as in typical? No
normal as in sane? yes

>>18348510
There will always be one retard, don't let it dissuade you. These threads have actually helped me a lot in the past and continue to do so.

>>18348510
kek, now he's asking for advice
>>18348418

>>18348510
>>first comes here claiming he's a good guy doing cool shit
When the fuck did I do that? I asked if some girls are attracted to it or should I just keep it to myself.
>turns out he is unable to control his fits of rage and beats people not even knowing who they are
Yeah that's why I said I overreacted.

>and then people like this come here and ask the classic "why do all x are shitty?"
4chan isn't one person anon.

I met a woman who's just out of an abusive relationship and she's very friendly with me (calling me a nice guy, sending me hearts on facebook etc). Then I tried to ask her out and she said no. What should I do?

>>18348520
Learn how to read time. I posted that thread before I posted my question

>>18348522
>>18348526
and now he's soo angry we disapprove

>>18348522
>are women attracted to being rushed and grabbed by the hair for not seeing a pedestrian
No, no they're not.
Holy shit.

>>18348497
Pretty unusual for a female. There are more males than females who have never dated well into their adulthood. Women find boyfriends a lot easier because there are more decent men than women available.

You have a high sense of self worth. That is probably your actual problem.

>>18348522
yes, they dig it!. It's one of the very few things that basically every female want's the male to be. Be sure to tell them just as soon as possible!

>>18348442
desu some women I have met tell me they like getting oral but when we get at it they seem in a rush and we skip it
do you think you could give a guy the impression that you are in a rush?
and like the others said, as soon as it looks unclean, smells weird or there are hair where I don't like them, that topic is off the table
>>18348461
what he said
wash the fucking inside, I heard that you can actually put a finger inside a vagina, may be just a rumor

>>18348556
I'll rephrase: do you want women to put soap in their vaginas?

>>18348562
The problem is women think they don't need to wash their twat because it washes itself.

Obviously shoving soap up there is asking an infection but you still need to wash it ffs. So many women don't wash it because they were told in sex ed it cleans itself.

>>18348562
Water or something else that's fine to go up there. Don't just go "eh it self cleans, thats good enough". Do you want to blow a guy that has that "self cleaning" material on his dick? No? Didn't think so.

>>18348320
I love it. Especially if it drives her wild, that satisfaction gets me off like nothing else.

>>18348405
>self-image and self esteem problem
that makes no sense.

>>18348497
>Most men are just plain uninteresting or unattractive, and if they're (rarely) attractive then we have no personal chemistry
Sounds kind of weird to me.

I don't even click with a substantial slice of women, we just have no chemistry. But I'm not wandering around thinking they're all dumb or unattractive or whatever else. It also sounds like you're over analyzing things.

>>18348590
>guys dont must not find me attractive they just dont
>any guy that does find me attractive must have a mental health problem because no guy could possibly find me attractive
you have a self esteem problem

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>>18348497
You're a completely typical woman.

>>18348510
Some time ago some dude was posting here for advice because he was going to jail because he assaulted his ex and her new bf, and wanted to demand all gifts he formerly gave her back. God knows why but he posted a cropped screencap of a local news article about it and the source was quickly found with google.

Sometimes I wonder if these people would pass the turing test.

male and females

how much is being a different religion a turn off? is being an atheist a turn off?

>>18348497
Man here
It's the same with you women
I may be physically attracted to you, but it almost never is good enough for a relationship of even a fucking TALK because you are boring sacks full of shit
I swear to god, every fucking one of you likes traveling so much XD and parties and you are so special and no one understands your humor XD oh god even fucking thinking about my last dozen encounters with women I tried to get to know makes me sick to the bone
inb4 >>>/r9k/ , I don't hate women, don't worry

>>18348624
you hate women

>>18348623
You say that like atheists are a minority

>>18348605
yeah, there should be some internet licenses, to get which you IQ would have to be higher than the room temperature

also, his thread gets even funnier
>>18348620

>>18348597
How do I fix that, anon? It only seems logical when you look like a child. Only pedos check out children in public.

>>18348624
>boring sacks full of shit
> I don't hate women

then what is you attitude toward them again?

>>18348497
You're probably an incredibly boring uninteresting person yourself hence you expect a man to keep you constantly entertained.

Tell me, what do you contribute to a relationship besides just being there? What's so interesting about you that a guy should want to invest all the time and money you demand of him?

I'd be willing to be you also greatly overestimate your own physical attractiveness.

>>18348634
repeat after me
>I find myself attractive. Men find me attractive. I love myself and am confident in my body.
believe it, too

>>18348630
>different religion

If you are atheist, would you date someone of a different religion?

>>18348637
why would my honest opinion on an anonymous image board have any effect on my attitude irl?

>>18348623
If someone's incredibly preachy, or it would affect family prospects, yes it's a turn-off. I don't want to possibly have kids be in the middle of conflicts over spirituality or opinion. I say that as a Christian who doesn't want to participate in, for example, Jewish ceremonies because I have no personal tie to any of it. That and I've been openly insulted by people of other religions on the basis of religion, so I've kept my guard up about it.

Opposing faiths usually don't like each other for one reason or another if people are serious about it.

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>>18348632
>yeah, there should be some internet licenses
No thanks

>>18348632
>internet licenses, to get which you IQ would have to be higher than the room temperature
so im assuming someone who doesn't understand that internet service provider don't give a shit who purchases their services wouldn't be eligible in your system?

>>18348652
obviously administered by the free market

>>18347886
Get off this site asap.
Looks DO NOT matter that much.
At least not for guys

>>18348650
>why would my honest opinion on an anonymous image board have any effect on my attitude irl?

is something wrong with me, or did something changed in the world while I slept?

dude, what's the actual difference between the two?

>>18348497
>analyze
>current state of interaction
>not good enough
>thinking characteristics are the complete story
You're behaving too much like a pretentious computer, anon. Sometimes it's better to just play with men as they are (I mean in conversation. Mostly) and see where your heart goes.

Anyway. Sure, it's kind of regular, just to different degrees.

>>18348658
Why would the free market give a damn about some retard shitting up /adv/?

It's not like it'll make us go outside instead.

>>18348656
in my system, the isp would be forced to give a shit

>>18348664
free market can do whatever it wants
gookmoot could force us all to take a test to post on 4chan if he really wanted

>>18348668
I think you've forgotten that hiroshima had already been chased away from 2ch in the past.

Girls, what do you think of guys being loud during sex?

>>18348661
I don't even know what you are trying to say/ask with this post

>>18348665
isp would simply not exist to due being denied opportunities to conduct business in your communist parties market and would have no incentive to provide services unless YOUR government is paying for the subsidies to get them operating

>>18348632
hey that's me.
Why do you think morals are linked with intelligence?

>>18348684
please, /pol/ I'm too tired for this shit. I only stated my half - joking opinion and never wished to push into existence, ever.
go create your perfect political systems without me

>>18348685
scintific research has me convinced.
And btw - I care little about immoral AND intelligent people. But stupid and immoral I simply can't stand

>>18347873
"But Anon! Just because the kid is black doesn't mean it's not yours"

>>18348679
that your thoughts are your thoughts. Nothing changes whether you say them here or irl

>>18348691
ooh, that was a golden pasta

>>18348690
Why do you think I am stupid?
Why do you think I am immoral?

>>18348698
are you the women beater?

that's the only one here I consider immoral today.
And the reasons should be obvious.
if you don't understand them, you are also stupid (although at first I only meant another idiot mentioned by some anon. failing basic reading comprehension isn't a sign of great intelligence either)

>inb4 you start a long-ass discussion
i'll go to sleep in like 5 minutes, no matter what

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few questions for anyone really
So my GF (31) and I (28) just got into a new relationship
we both had never kissed anyone or had a significant other before now.

1. How often do women want to be kissed?

2. what's a healthy amount of time to spend together?

>>18348705
>are you the women beater?
That's me and I'm these
>>18348684
>>18348656

>>18348705
>you are stupid because you are stupid.
Literally using the argument of a five year old.
Have a good night.

>>18348705
You are not making any fucking sense really

>>18348706
This is one of those things you just dont ask /adv/ but figure out for yourself.

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>tfw once again trapped in the middle of an issue as the only correct one
>think guy who attacks random people in their cars for minor traffic violations is an idiot
>but also can't stand the way everyone keeps specifically mentioning he attacked a woman like that makes it worse in spite of the fact that I know all these same people constantly whine about how women "deserve equality" yet here they are demanding they receive special different treatment for being women

>>18348718
thanks, you too

>>18348726
hey hey hey, I for once, stand for a special treatment of women and thus against equality

>>18348723
>figure out for yourself.
but that's slightly frightening and hard.

>>18348738
life's hard

>>18348726
Well the other thing they aren't taking into consideration is that it could have potential been anyone. I didn't attack her specifically because she's a woman

>>18348738
>being this beta

>>18348752
i would hardly call chasing a girl I liked being "beta"

I'm new to this; I don't know what to do in a relationship.

>>18348181
do you have a kik or discord?

>>18348761
he's right though

>>18348766
>he's right though
Explain how pursuing a woman and succeeding, is "being a beta"

>>18348678
Kinda hot.

>>18348694
yeah and?
doesn't mean I have a bad attitude towards anyone irl just because I think something

>>18348678
>>18348777
>tfw feel awkward and cringey so the most i make is some breathing and slight grunt sounds

>>18348781
Do you think it's cringey when the girl makes noise?

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Hi guys...
>was fat for all of my life, losing weight but still chubby (155) with somewhat bad skin
>basically any attention whatsoever I see as being judgmental/negative because of what I've been through

So there's a dude who just stares at me strangely often in class, sometimes smiling. Most classes I don't look his way--but I know very well what he's doing, peripheral vision or not. At first I doubted it. Weeks came and past and my doubt dissolved. Even when I'm alone in the back row he sometimes turns around, away from the professor, to sometimes gaze at me with this enigmatic smile...I wish I could read his mind.

And then there's another in the same class who often glances back at me...I'm not imagining things, we lock eyes sometime. I'm worried that I look weird or something. If I am irrevocably ugly, then why else would they look? My personality? I like making jokes and making the class laugh during discussions (it really doesn't help that the professor calls on me almost constantly because he loves my input), but overall I'm just my bummed out self. Trust me, I LOOK it. There's truly nothing attractive about me.

Is it normal for you guys just to give girls attention randomly? What can I do to be invisible to guys in general?

>>18348790
Hell no but idk, maybe it's because I think a guy making pleasured sounds would be kind of silly to hear. I hate it in porn and I assume women would hate it.

>>18348793
unattractive men can like unattractive women

>Is it normal for you guys just to give girls attention randomly?
for the most part, NO
any more attention that normal is done deliberately

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>>18348793
>What can I do to be invisible to guys in general?
Make a conscious effort to look like this. You'll never be 100% invisible, but they won't approach you.

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>>18348804
fuck off, that'd make me stand out like a tumor.

>>18348806
You'd stand out but would never be approached by anyone ever again, except by feminazis, they won't stop coming to talk to you.

>>18348796
You're stupid if you think straight women dislike the same things in porn that you do.

>>18348726
>yet here they are demanding they receive special different treatment for being women
I'm not sure not being assaulted in your car counts as special treatment.

>>18348803
The thing is that the glancer is kind of hot. So are a few other guys that have given me the same attention.

>>18348804
being invisible is very different than being unapproachable

>>18348810
Well it's not just about porn, it's that I just assume women wouldn't want to hear a guy saying shit and making noises. I feel embarrassed making any sounds at all really.

>>18348812
>the glancer is kind of hot.
looks are subjective
what you think is a 8/10 might be a 2/10 for someone else.

>>18348811
I knew someone would misunderstand what I said and respond in this exact way, I was just waiting to see how long it took.

I didn't say anything related to that. I said assaulting PEOPLE in their car over that is stupid. Every single other person here goes out of their way to say he assaulted a WOMAN. They have to make it about gender.

That guy is right about one thing, if the person he attacked had been a man none of you would give a shit. I think everyone should give a shit no matter what the attacked persons gender is, but all of you only think it's a big deal if it's a woman. That's why you think women deserve special treatment.

>>18348817
Why are you pushing your point? This guy is literally Chad. Tall, buff, handsome face.

>>18348815
You're not a woman so you probably shouldn't assume what we want. Straight girls are attracted to men. When you're attracted to someone the sounds of their pleasure are a turn on, especially when you're the one giving them that pleasure.

It's good for the ego if absolutely nothing else.

>>18347960
No. I don't. But many do.

>>18348823
>Why are you pushing your point?
because i'm right.

if you really think a Chad is checking you out, go fucking talk to him.

>>18348819
>Every single other person here goes out of their way to say he assaulted a WOMAN.
I'm not really seeing that. Maybe in the other thread, but not here.

>That guy is right about one thing, if the person he attacked had been a man none of you would give a shit.
Not really, I actually find it a touch funnier imagining it happening to a woman actually. Just some woman minding her own business when a guy jumps through the window swinging.

how do i become more approachable? im an autist so i think my body language might be a bit rigid. i also don't emote very much and as a result i often have a blank look on my face.

>>18348440
>Girls should I keep the fact that I have committed a misdemeanor battery against a girl to myself?
That's so concerning. Most girls don't like being abused, you mong.

>>18348624
>I don't hate women
>the rest of your post
Seems like you might be deluding yourself a bit dear. At least own up to your hatred.

Guys: is it disappointing if a woman is quiet in bed? She's always been this way and it has nothing to do with your skill.

>>18348852
Well it's not a bad thing if I know she's actually enjoying it but noise does help with the overall feeling.

>>18348852
yes

>>18348832
put on a fake smile
dress wayy nicer
i have a feeling you wear walmart jeans and solid color T-Shirts.

>>18348857
im fat so all i wear is shorts and solid t-shirts

but i'm losing the weight so i don't want to spend the money on clothes that won't fit me right

>>18348706
Ask her, not us.

Use your boner as indicator to when have sex. Learn how to make her cum via oral before you insert. Hug her like once per day. Accept the fact girls dont percieve hugging and cuddling as sex invitation.

Treat her with respect and except no less from her. Date for 6 months, then move together. Marry only when you decide it is time for babies. Dont put babies into her before you live at least 1 year together. You have to see her negative traits before you seal the deal.

Never take her for granted, talk to her at least once per week about things which bothers her and cuddle her a lot. Never let her abuse you. She has to constantly fight for you too. Use cuddling and hugging as emotional weapon against her when she gets mad at you. Girls are emotion first so you cant win argument battle with her using logic. Be sorry instead and invite her on dinner as excuse. When she got period, run. Return when she cools down.

Treat her as human, learn how to comunicate (wife material girl wont run away no matter what you tell / ask her) and be honest. Motivate her to never get fat and accept her nagging as motivation to be better man for her.

Good luck and buy condoms.

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>>18348829
I know you're right in general but you're making wrong assumptions so you can apply it to my situation. Both of the guys are not unattractive. The non-Chad has an average face like an extra from a movie, yet is toned and tall. A conventional 5-7/10. The case is more like this: two relatively attractive guys are looking at what should be an unattractive girl. Unsettling as fuck is what it is.

>>18348852
Yeah, a little bit. I hope she has other was of expressing that she's really enjoying what's happening.

>>18348374
Can anyone please help me here?

actually someone explain to me why /adv/ is such a shit board
why can't I use quick reply to post and auto update doesn't work? only board I've encountered so far that's broken to shit and back

>>18348860
So shitty clothes is what hurt my appeal
Once I got proper clothes, I got far more attention from women.

But of ur still fat, then wait

>>18348864
>Use your boner as indicator to when have sex.
Umm so I basically pop a 1/2 chub all the time when I'm around her
Neither of us has had sex either...

Rest of ur comment seemed reasonable though.
So I should just appeal to touch instead of logic in the face of an argument?

>>18348881
Ad blockers. Realize that the abbreviation for advice is adv, which trips up a ton of filters.

>>18348887
sounds good

what would you recommend though

i have no idea about fashion or style

>>18348901
I paid one of my sister's friends $100 to pick out a full wardrobe for me.

>>18348876
What exactly are you looking for?

Your manager is shit? Tough tits retail attracts those types, you either shape them up or wait them out.

Or perhaps your department is rife with non work related gabbing? In which case gender differences can present, but even so there are usually blokes whose trivia can stand to be busted up.

If you want to shape him up, figure out a proportionate response. A go slow or interference in his conversations present as first order possibilities, but figuring what exactly is the correct dick move to vomplement anothers' dick move is the toughest part of tatting other peoples tits - you need to ponder it yourself.

>>18348896
>around her
:-)
Yeah, you got the idea. Before the "love" phase passes, you (hopefully both) wont be able to satisfy your sexual needs and will fuck like rabbits. Girls like sex as much as boys do (if you learn how to make her cum properly) so really start trying to sex her up. Ask her if you can walk her home or invite her for netflix and chill and see for yourself what will happen. And until she tells you no, dont be afraid of pushing bondaries. Girls kinda except you to try funny things. They will think less of them and you if you dont actually try. So happy pussy licking and exploring your bodies.

As far as the arguments go, you arent at that stage with her yet, so dont think hard about it. You have to build trust and respect for each other. And learn how to talk without shame and fear with each other.

Go stud, ask her on date and try to kiss her, handhold her, cuddle her and walk her home.

Good luck!

>>18348908
>ask her on date and try to kiss her, handhold her, cuddle her and walk her home.
Well I already got that far.
From there on I'm kinda lost

Men and women (but mainly women, specifically gay ones).
Is it wrong to try to go out with my lesbian friend? I've heard that women aren't really fixed in their sexuality as men, and I know we'd be a good fit. Is it possible that she'll change?

>>18347942
>>18347970
Dawg, as a professional, I can tell you that there are plenty of different kinds of cooks. A good cook doesn't have to know the difference between a dozen cuts of meat nor do they have to know how to handle vegetables pretty well. If dudebro can handle meats he's a good cook in what he specializes in.

Girls/Guys:

I'm not content with sex life, girlfriend is, I want to try new things, but she doesn't have anything that she wants to do (just things that she'd be 'ok' with doing). I don't want to make her do anything she doesn't want to do. How do I handle this situation?

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I don't think anyone is going to be attracted to a chubby ginger beta faggot with Asperger's, are they?

Ladies:
>Dating a girl for about two months.
>Had sex on the first date and had some fooling around later. Nothing since then.
>She's constantly tired and depressed, but likes to spend time with me.
>I just like being with her, generally don't pursue anything sexual
>We mostly just watching movies and reading, she rejects any idea of going out.
>Start to get tired of this and stop hanging out with her, but don't cut things off, think maybe a little break will help me not rush to judgment
>I think she sensed this; starts badgering me constantly about my plans and when we can hang out.
>Take this a good sign, but get bit in the keister; she's the same depressing mess whenever we are together.
>Well, this was nice
>Have a work trip that has been on the calendar since before I met her.
>She spends the whole time texting me, miss you, send me pics, blah blah blah
>Respond in kind
>Get back and she's a borderline ghost. Texts me when she feels like it, but doesn't respond to my text.
>Without prompting, says she just needs time to herself to figure stuff out.
>Literally, without prompting, she says this at least every other day.

Soooooo, I'm toast, right? I'm about to call this thing off, but I want to make sure I'm not missing something important.

>>18348932
not with that attitude

hit the weights, you'll have a better time as a muscular ginger beta faggot with aspergers

>>18348897
testing

>>18348938
well, fuck
time to make an exception

>>18348933
you know you could alternatively try to talk to her about her weird behavior IN PERSON instead of overthinking it all on your own and breaking things up

>>18348624
He does have a point. A lot of women I find rather boring. Unless you wanna talk science, history, books, hiking, bicycles, or tabletop games I typically won't find you very interesting.

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>>18348912
>walk her home
Ask her if she wont invite you in for a coffe. Hint: the coffe is a lie.
Or ask her to do something at your home. Really all you need is private place where is some bed like space and her.

Also take note some girls are afraid of cum and dump tactics so they play hard to get. Just keep trying, make her feel sexy and wanted by your bold moves and if you will get impatient, straigh ask her if she doesnt want to fool around with you.

Comunication is the key to almost all relationship troubles. Seriously, start acting like horny male you are.

>>18348913
>wrong
There is nothing wrong trying to hit on girls which are confused with their sexuality. Buy condoms and try your luck. Just dont rape them.
>possible
We dont have crystal ball to predict future. Just try your luck and dont break down if she denies you.

>>18348927
http://mojoupgrade.com/
And not being afraid of seeking compromises (like one fetish for you per month/week in exchange favor for her, dont be afraid of haggle).

>>18348932
Change attitude and go
>>>/fit/ read sticky and lose 1kg per week and
>>>/lit/ and search for books on social interactions.

>>18348933
Ask her and yourself what you really want from life and your current relationship. Also pic related. It may be you.

>>18348181
B E R M U D A
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>>>/vg/177801587

>>18348941
Two things on that, then please carry on:
When I said she starting badgering me, I should have added that she also started throwing sex at me. Which was a massive turn-off (spend a whole day lazing about and/or bitching, then suddenly try to initiate sex). Not sure I can resist that, but also worried she might try to pull some bullshit rape charge type stuff
I've tried to initiate that conversation over text, but the last thing I want to do is break up with her via text. The reason I'm making that jump is that she keeps playing the time-for-myself card if I text her, as opposed to her texting me, and asking when we can see each other. "See each other to talk?" See above, I said that to her one time, literally because I thought she just might want to talk about what's up, and she pounced me as soon as she came through the door.

I can't seem to bring myself to care about romance. How does one do such a thing? I don't want children and I don't want to live with a gf unless we have separate rooms, is that a dealbreaker?

>>18348954
the way I see it she needs you as stress relieve

>>18348945

>>18348927 here, already did mojoupgrade, she had literally one 'yes' (longer foreplay sessions). Didn't really learn anything else.

>>18347815
I asked this last thread, but it was right before the thread died.

This may seem a little crude, but a sexual question from a guy.

I know people always say the size doesn't matter, it's how you use it and I fully understand that, but to /some/ extent, size does matter, but it's not everything.
I'm about 6" long and 5.5" around, is that any good/how would someone react?
I've only been with 1 person and that ship sailed and I pretty much remember nothing from that.
And for being about 5'9", would a woman be expecting more or less in terms of size of such? Because I know for taller guys, people generally expect more/them to be bigger, but me, not being tall, have no idea.

Tbh, I'm mostly posting out of curiosity. I know there's much more and many aspects, but that's for a different time, these are just things I've wondered about but never bothered checking due to looking into the other aforementioned "more" stuff.

>>18348525
bump pls?

Is 7.5x5.5" a good penis size?

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>>18348937
Well, I definitely see your point...
But looks aren't gonna get you far without proper social functions - and it just so happens that I'm quite introverted and also am basically immune to any and all social queues...

>>18348968
no it's tiny

>>18348971
you sound a lot like me

we should be friends.

and also, people are more willing to overlook you acting socially retarded if you're kind and fit/attractive

what's your discord?

>>18348974
The thing is, I read that average porn size was 7-8" but mine looks nothing like the ones on camera. I think I'm average at the very least, though.

>>18348957
Also I don't want to marry ever. Am I doomed? I guess I don't want to be alone but the whole process is so tiring to me. I hate expectations.

>>18348980
Are you a virgin?

>>18348962
Decide how important is sex life for you. And then just break up. When she starts crying and asking you why, straight up tell her she has starfish syndrome and you think you deserve better.

Dont blackmail her into better sex. She will pretend 2~3 times and then stop it again.

Find new girl if kinky sex is important for you (it is as shallow as girls laughting at manlets or refusing to date niggers). And take note that this isnt being shallow, but having preference.

>>18348967
>told me NO
Delete her from social media and move on. You arent worthy even being her back up man. Totally worthless even thinking abiut her. Move on.

>>18348965
>>18348968
Google some educational videos about how to pleasure woman. And realize that piv is overrated as fuck. Of course size does matter, but there is no worse feelings when you hit her cervix or when you are so big she gets sore and uncomfortable and you cant even go balls deep. Seriously, grow up, stop comparing dick sizes and learn how to do foreplay right. When she cums multiple times before you insert, her brain wont even be able to measure your dick and her pussy will be so sensitive that even touching her labia with your body will feel good.

>>18348957
If you dont care, then stop dating. In time you will hopefully grow up and realize what you want. Or die alone, that also works.

>>18348982
Stop bullshiting your gf and pretending you love her. Be man and do something. Break up now and save yourself and her pain in the long run.

>>18348986
Nope.

>>18348993
Then you should know better than care about the size of your dick

>>18348988
Been single for six years.

>>18348996
Dick size matters.

>>18348988
Reply from
>>18348965
That's exactly what I mean, I'm not obsessed with "I think it should be bigger" or something, it's obvious it's how you use it that matters, that's why I stated that in the first part of the first block and in the last block of text. I'm just curious about the reception/opinion of the size is. Any general pros/cons to just that?
And that's also what I meant by the question being crude, it's over something so 1-dimensional and shallow.
Again just asking out of curiosity.

>>18349003
To a point. It can hurt women when you're hung.

>>18349009
Not if you know how to use it.

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>>18349001
And how do you feel? Lonely? Friends? Job? Pet? Videogames? Existentional crisis? How old are you and boy or girl?

You probably wouldnt be here if you were happy and content with your life situation.

So anon, what is wrong with your life? How do you feel? Do you have somebody to talk about it in your life?

>>18349007
See pic related. People have preferences. Your pepe is as average as it gets. It is like girl asking us if B~C boobs were adequate. It all depends.

I know one girl, which was actually scared when i showed her my dick first time. She though it wouldnt fit. What a virgin. And ofc she claimed she wasnt one. And i am even slightly bellow average. And every half decent girl will tell you are the biggest guy she ever been with to not kill your erection and ego.

Find yourself a girl and teach her to worship your dick.

It is all about preference. And girls will trade hung drug addicted jobless tyrone for responsible white guy anytime. And if they want huge dick, they will buy dragon dildo and force you to use it on them.

>>18348906
How do I deal with him trying to act friendly when he's in a good mood? I find it disrespectful to think that he can expect me to be receptive towards small talk and trying to be funny whenever he feels like it after being rude to me on a regular basis. It annoys me more than the bullying because I can ignore the rude remarks/gossip and tell him not to raise his voice at me (he stops shouting if I let him know to not to).

Girls, would you confess to a guy ?
Imagine there's that guy you like and he seems to like you back but he's too much of a wimp to confess to you, would you step ahead and confess to him before you lose the chance to ?

Men:
Are there any attractive hobbies for girls to have?

>>18349090
Music (stuff that isn't top 50 radio plebcore or "le indie" that is just more top 50)
A slight car interest
Movies
Playing an instrument
Reading (again like music, not "the classics" but something you didn't hear about through pop culture)

Basically just be really passionate about something, anything really. I meet so many girls that seem to have no hobbies at all beside just fucking around on facebook or drinking.

>>18349084
Ask her on date. You dont need to drop your spaghetti. Keep asking her on dates and buy condoms. Good luck. Sooner or later something will happen.

>>18349090
That is very strange question. If you think that by forcing yourself to do certain hobbies in order to find husbando, you are probably doing it wrong.

You are who you are. Pretending to be somebody else is recipe for disaster in the long run.

What is your master plan? If you want to be valuable, learn how to cook, adopt cardio sport like swimming to never get fat and maybe read some books to gain topics to talk about. There are introvert lazy guys looking for girls like them. No need to become circus artist to attract boys.

>>18349014
I am lonely I guess. I'm a happy guy, honestly. It's like there's this problem in my brain that doesn't let me make that kind of connection with people. I don't know what it is. I'm confident, in great shape, can cook to a professional standard (almost a decade of working in all sorts of kitchens), can talk to people, I'm confident, I'm a CLEAN man, too. I love nerdy things like science fiction and dungeons and dragons. It's the only thing I do better than cook, honestly. On the flip side, I am prone to melancholy and when I get mad I explode, I tend to be quiet for the most part, I have a very goofy and random sense of humor which is coupled with very high energy, I am quite blunt at times, I get very bored talking about a lot of inane things, and I prefer to live with room mates. I have a few hobbies, I paint models, hike, bike, write, cook, and exercise. Recently I've been really down and I can't figure out why, one of my close friends has been very negative on herself recently too.

>>18349084
No girl wants to date a wimp.

>>18349014
26 and male.

Both guys and girls,

How do I deal with friends underestimating me and treating me like "I can't handle it"? I don't mind if they put me through something and joke about me not handling it, but if I wanna do something THEN say I can't hamdle it then I get very pissed off when I'm all around capable of doing it.

I understand the perception, I was a huge wimp on the previous years, but I've really grown and am even starting to lift (though it's not obvious.) Is there anyway to change this perception or do I just have to grow thicker skin?

I fucking hate it when I wanna have an enjoyable conversation with one of my friends and they take it as an opportunity to insult me. It's not even "banter" as it's 1 on 1 and literally just talking shit to me.

>>18349111
Try no fap no porn for few months. Maybe it will force you to act in some ways you havent been able to do until now. You are just missing gf :-)

>>18349133
I don't really gap, though. Maybe 1-2 times every 2-3 weeks. I keep my hands busy with other things.

>>18349037
The trick to managing your manager is making it clear how effective his style is. This means you can't store up your dissatisfaction, you need to respond in kind to his shitty acts immediately - "ignoring" his idiotic tactics doesn't work, you have to piss in his pocket immediately and then forget about it.

That is, however, the ideal. I've had more than a few idiots who can't be helped, their failings are to obviously chronic - and those you look to remove from their position, without going full retard in your acts of reciprocity.

How this relates is you should immediately react to poor acts on his part, intentionally do a bad job in some way that makes a problem he has to deal with.

Given you haven't done that, form alliances and undermine the fuck out of him until *his* manager looks at his performance and gets rid of him.

But you can be all smiles while doing that.

>>18348624
>get match
>read profile
>I'M PROBABLY TOO WEIRD FOR YOU XDDDD
just fuck this gay earth

hey girls
why do you all think you are special fucking snowflakes
captcha: carefully vision

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lul

>>18349130
Git gud I guess? You chose them to be your friends so you probably want their bantz too.

How do I tell if a girl is ACTUALLY on her period? She'll let me finger her but not actually fuck her. Is she just trying to avoid sex? I didn't see any blood.

both genders: new bread?

>>18349595
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