Just a reminder Please do NOT speak to me before I've had

I have some cold coffee sitting on the table and I have a headache. And I have to take a shit and I know the coffee will make it nuclear.
Word of advice, DON'T talk to me.

>>36909805
Let me know when your ready to chat

Just make sure you don't talk to me first though unless I've had my coffee

>>36909790
Fucking gay shit, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>36910066
Sounds like you need a coffee mate.

Have one then come back and have a chat when you've woken up

>>36910099
>Just drank coffee

I sincerely apologize for my horrendous behaviour, please forgive me, for i was not yet completely awake.

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>>36910155
That's no problem my man.

I feel good now. Thank God for coffee

>tfw everyone around me is a coffeefag

Seriously can't you junkies see the addiction? I usually go weeks without coffee, only drink when feeling like it or when chilling with the senpai

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>>36910409
Calm down, and have som coffee, friend. It'll make you feel better.

This is a very strange esoteric meme but I would like a cup of coffee desu

>>36911692
Then let me ask you a question. With or without milk?

>>36911731
With milk ideally but creamer is fine too

OP here, might get a coffee at lunch .

Hoping to feel good man

>>36911747
Alright. Sugar?

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>>36911812
Yes please, 3 teaspoons if possible

>>36911834
Alright, i'll make some coffee, for you.

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>>36910409
>Coffee fag

We're are not addicted faggot just need it to function each day

>>36911952
Thanks, you're a good guy :)

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>>36911731
>>36911747
>>36911812
>>36911834
>>36911952
See now this is nice. Fellow coffee friends enjoying and being mellow

>>36911994
If you would like to, then I wouldn't mind if you joined us for a chat.

>>36909790
tfw people talk to you? fuck off larper

I unironically can't function without caffeine in the morning

>>36911987
>Here you go.
A nice cup of coffee with Milk and 3 teaspoons of sugar. Enjoy, my good man :)

>drink coffee every morning
>still tired in the mornings
>wake up today
>no milk
>too lazy to walk one minute to the store
>decide to try going to work today without coffee, maybe I'll see that I never needed it
>feel like a fucking zombie all day

The meme is real, cafeine is one hell of a drug

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>>36909790
who else /drink it black/ here?

creamfags need not apply

I unironically drink 2 pots of coffee a day.
Can I join this thread?

>>36912119
No you fucking cannot, this thread is shit and so are you.

>>36912119
Get the fuck in here lad. Course you can

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>>36912119
>Can I join this thread?

Depends. Do you let people know to not talk to you until you've had your coffee?

>>36912086
Thanks you my friend! It's quite aromatic; what brew is this?

>>36912162
How do you let someone not talk to you?

>>36912196
>How do you let someone not talk to you?

You tell them

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Please don't speak to me until I've had my morning coffee.
I would like everyone to be aware of this before approaching me to have a chat.

>>36912137
Wow, I really feel like a salty sam.
Just had my coffee. Apologies for my earlier attitude.

>>36912216
>Please don't speak to me until I've had my morning coffee.
>I would like everyone to be aware of this before approaching me to have a chat.

who says this?

>>36912232
Someone you shouldn't talk to before the morning coffee, of course.

>>36912162
Literally the first thing I do in the morning, before pissing or drinking water is brewing coffee. There is a 10 minutes interval between getting up and drinking my first coffee. I don't meet anyone in that time, so I unfortunately can't tell them that

>>36912191
It's an instant mix of coffee beans imported from brazil.

I haven't had my morning coffee yet. Do NOT talk to me.

>>36912279
*taIks to you*

>>36912279
Please respect this anons wishes lads.

He's sounds agitated

>>36912270
Unfortunately for me that is not the case, every time I start making coffee someone wants to chat. But I simply cannot tell them in time before they start chatting.

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>>36909790
Tea is objectively superior.

It's simple lads, don't talk to people who haven't had thier coffee yet.

They may warn you of this first though, just reply quickly hat you have noted this and won't talk to them untill after the coffee has been consumed.

If you continue to talk then it's your own fault

>>36912302
How do you let them down easy?

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what a waste of time i just crack open an ice cold can of pepsi go on my way

>just wake up
>start brewing my coffee and get on 4chan
>robots reply to my posts before I've had my coffee

rude

>>36913041
Make sure you advise them to not talk to you though.

However, they should know not to talk to you before you've had your coffee

>>36913084
Excuse me but i haven't had my coffee yet, thanks for the advice but uggggh leave me alone.

If you are grumpy before you have had coffee in the morning it means you are addicted to caffeine and a degenerate.

>>36913200
>he doesn't have multiple crutches to get himself through the day
>he functions normally

get the fuck outta here normal scum

Wooh lads, just got into work, I hope no one talks to me before I take that first pleasant sip from a cup o' Joe.

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>>36909790
>Bill from Accounting starts talking to you

I am a humble servant. On behalf of my employer, I must inform you that he will not be addressed before his coffee has been consumed.

Thank you.

I'm not grumpy before muh coffee. I just like having it in the morning. Gosh.

>>36913380
Thank you, Germain, for making this post on my behalf. I have now had a fresh cup of America's finest, and all in this tgread are free to address me.

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Haha right guys? this is totally me

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>>36913414
anon no posting funnys until ive had my morning coffe
thank you

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>>36913218
I am an alcoholic and use amphetamines. I'm just mad about people who think they can justify being shitty in the morning because of their caffeine addiction. Most of those people would probably judge others for any other drug.

>>36913458
it's quirky and trendy self-centered narcissism, get with the program loser

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But coffee tastes terrible.

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>>36913569
>quirky and trendy

>>36913569
Excuse me, sir, but please don't reply to this man's post before he's had his coffee.

>>36909790
I like this thread, thanks op

>>36913615
simply ebin
This thread would fit better in /bant/

Umm sorry sweety, but I haven't had my cup of coffee yet, so this lil "thread" of yours will have to wait.

>>36913607
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Unwarranted_Self-Importance

how this shit flies in the modern Western office workplace is fucking beyond me

I've seen 19 year old interns pull this stupid coffee shit.

this toxic trash culture won't make it beyond the next depression

This is a good fucking thread and a great meme.

Had three cups of coffee. Anyone want to chat?

>>36914391
Maybe later, I haven't had my coffee yet.

This meme triggers me. There was this middle aged pudgy woman where I used to work just like this, if she had a headache or hadn't had her coffee she was insufferable and used it as an excuse for being constantly bitchy while simultaneously being overcritical of me and looking over my shoulder. If I didn't nod my head and pretend her excuse was edgy and funny she would make it look as though I am a bad negative person. After lunch she would switch to "it's late and I'm tired".

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Lads, I can confirm I have had my coffee.

Please do not respond though as others in the thread may not have had thier coffee yet.

If you have not had coffee and read this, well I'm sorry.