>Open your trunk >See this Wat do?

let her out and call the police

suck on her udders like a good boy

>>36910367
Dump her in the nearest river.

>>36910367
If sober:
>Assist
>Never speak to again

If drunk
>rape
>kill
>burn

>>36910367
Wonder when I got car. Also contemplate if this is what it's like to be Miles Edgeworth.

>>36910367
Whip out my emergency bowl of eggs

>>36910367
close the trunk and take her deep into the woods
then rape and bury her
Why do you want to know?

*close trunk, proceed with the plan*

>>36910489
The only truly gentlemanly answer.

>>36910628
Heh, anyone remember the time when this was the gentlemen board?

>>36910367
"oh, totally forgot about that"

>>36910650
Just you and me, it would seem.

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>>36910489
>>36910628
>>36910650
>>36911606
3rd anon chiming in
was bowl of eggs a /r9k/ thing or something that came over from /b/
it was so long ago that i don't even remember

the post numbering on the screencap makes me think /b/

>>36911653
Pretty sure it was /v/.

>>36911674
it's gotta be either /v/ or /b/ from the digits

>tfw 2012 was 5 years ago

>>36910367
these type of threads are only good for filling my porn folder to be honest.

>>36910367
M'lady, your mammaries are exposed. Allow me to assist you in recapturing your modesty. Now m'lady, could I interest you in visiting the house of mother and mine? I will prepare a bowl of eggs and a mug of hot cocoa for you.

>>36910367
"Where the fuck did the other one go?!"

>>36911684
Probably /v/ 'cause it's a blue board.

>>36910367
>close trunk
>scratch head
>open trunk again
>stare
>close trunk
>go back to sleep

>>36911743
>eggs
>cocoa
Spew

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>>36911830
why the fuck did you have to point that out