Autistic stories

Ouch.

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>>36910245
Well if nothing else I bet your friend appreciated the free pussy, do you still talk to him?

>>36910245
>> hand him over my spare condom
>> wake up next day, find out he has fucked her that night

What the fuck did you expect to happen?

>>36910245
>ITT: Cuck stories
that's not autism but you hidden fetish showing there m8

>>36911458
No, he became a Chad (was autistic before, just like me) and lives a successful life now

>>36911472
I don't know, my autism kicked in and I just couldn't do it so I chickened out

>>36911472
>What the fuck did you expect to happen?

>I have spare condoms
>don't know why I always grab them when they're free
>they all expire
>they all end up as balloon animals

I'm getting bretty gud at it

Why don't you have your chad friend tutor you in how to not be a useless autistic leech?

>>36910245
These stories make me physically sick.

What the fuck is wrong with you. Honestly this goes beyond Autism.

>>36911535
>Why don't you have your bodyable friend tutor you in how to not be a useless paralyzed veggie?

>>36910245
>be me
>14 y.o. in my backyard
>grow tomato plants
>somethings fishy about theses ones, smell weird too (weed plants)
>confront mum and tells me they're tomato plants out of season even tho the others are growing
>fall for the meme and accept it
>mate comes over and spots it
>I debate him on the fact they're tomato plants out of season
Fast forward a year
>15th birthday
>still believe they're tomato plants even tho we'd be taught about weed plants in school
>debate uncle profusely about the tomato plants
>finally cave and he breaks it to me
>feel betrayed and lied too
>call mum and her bf drugs and the tomato plants vanish

Looking back I still don't understand how retarded I was and how easy I was tom fooled.

>>36911520
I have actually started using them during fapping now, it's so much better never having to worry about cleaning up so they never expire

>>36911535
because I'm beyond saving, my other Chad friend tried and said so himself

>>36911579
yeah me too now when I look back at it, but in the actual moment it's like my brain switches off and I can't control myself

>>36910245
>be me
>be now
>play battlefront(2015)
>scream like a wookie to keep myself concentrated

>>36911698
>http://vocaroo.com
wookie noice plz

>>36910245

>be me
>in primary school, 14 years old
>do stupid shit like randomly put books on my head, throw paper airplanes and rubber bands
>noone ever laughs, everyone just rolls their eyes, I keep doing it anyway
>think I'm the clown of the class
>find out 5 years later at reunion that they all think I'm actually retarded

>>36911698
that sounds actually fun

>>36911758
same but my paranoia let's me think that they are constantly talking about all that cringy stuff I did in the past

like Chad asks Stacy while they're fucking wether she remembers Anon chasing after the change the higher grade threw behind furniture

>>36911888
I have this paranoia too, but I've gotten used to it and now I make fun of myself as well
nice trips btw

>>36911953
thank you but those digits can only mean that it's true