small achievments thread >managed to parallel park the first

>>37213429
>small achievments thread
>>managed to parallel park the first try

How u do dat. Shit is hard in big cars with traffic

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>Killed myself
>Didn't succeed
>Will try again

>managed to knock up my mom

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>>37213429
>spray room with febreze to get rid of jack off smell

>>37213446
There was no traffic at all. I left a lot of space when I parked in the morning and parked there again when I came back from lunch at work.
I think a monkey could do it under these circumstances but I felt pretty good about it.

fuck what did I do that was good today

>remembered to eat
>finally showered and brushed teeth

:) yay

>finished a screenplay even though nothing will probably come of it.

>>37213532
>probably
Definitely is the word you're looking for

>>37213429
Even after driving for 3 years, I still haven't learned how to parallel park properly. I just guess and get it right sometimes, but I usually have to wiggle out and in a bit.

Also:
>got 15 (you)s for my post earlier
>picked up strawberry milk for 7p in the supermarket on discount (gave me diarrhea later though)
>threw an M&M into the air and caught it in my mouth

>>37213429
I came and all the cum stayed on my hand, easy cleanup

finished a book. it's been a while feels good mang

>>37213429
>>kept eye contact during the whole order at mcdonald

That was probably awkward. You don't have to stare into people's souls. Breaking eye contact is okay sometimes.

>>37213429
>attempting to pull an allnighter tonight
>haven't slept yet and it's going on 5:30
>dining hall opens at 7:15
>just have to make it to then

I've almost reached the point where I can call it an achievement