This is part of the reason why people didn't like me at

I'm sure people didn't like you before. You could have brushed that comment off if you were socially savvy.
One comment is not going to bury you, you were probably weird in other aspects and didn't even realize it

>>37217511
Can somebody explain what was wrong? I'm not a native Speaker and for me it seems to be exactly what he "thought" before.

>>37217511
you fucking kike jew shlomo, funerals and morgues are designed to steal money from grieving people you christ killer

>>37217651
That's exactly why it would be a good moneymaker

>>37217637
it makes him sound like an edgy trench coat wearing desk slamming screamo listening autist

>>37217709
Would it be less weird to say his ideal business is a morgue?

>>37217738
yes, because people would understand he would be a medical professional
not a criminal

>>37217738
People are retarded. Talking about death scares them and makes you look weird.

if he had said, "The point of a business is to make money, right? To make money you need to provide a item or service that has a demand. People will always be dying, so there would always be a demand for your service."

It would have made his answer about MONEY instead of dead bodies. Americans love Money, and so this normalizes the statement.

(Im OP) In hindsight I (obviously) wouldn't have raised my hand. Also my business choice would be owning a few bulldozers and getting contracts with the forest service.

>>37217709
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>>37217799
Thank you, you guys are the reason this board is better than /b/

Ask A Mortician actually did a video on kids being discouraged from becoming morticians, forensic pathologists, etc because it's "creepy". It was kinda sad. :/

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It's actually a good business. I wanted to be a funeral director. Everything is so solemn and pious. I changed it because even though it's a great field I wanted to work less an make more so I went into nursing. I had a girlfriend who wanted to be a mortician. Cutest little thing but also an edgy little shit. I'd suggest mortuary shit if nothing else because no one else is going into it. Nursing is great pay and hours but you don't ever get to dress up in a pretty suit. When someone starts dying instead of saying big pretty words I'm breaking their ribs and putting things in them.

>find grandpa's highschool yearbook
>everybody wrote notes in it joking about how his dream was to be a mortician
>tfw grandpa was a fucking weirdo too but he was still able to make friends