>this next assignment will be a group project

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>>39560812
>online course
>don't have to interact with others

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>>39560812
>get assigned group project final for class
>worth 40% of grade
>meet with group every week bullshitting on progress
>day of presentation comes
>dont show up
>never return to class

my greatest ruse

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>>39560835
>online course
>have mandatory online meetings

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>>39560835
>>39560941
>online course
>don't take it seriously because there's no reward and it doesn't feel like a responsibility, only a stimuli due to youtube fried brain

>be in highschool
>group project
>just do everything alone

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>"I'll be assigning you your group partners."
>there is a god

>Chad and Stacy: "BOOOOO C'MON BOOOO"

>"Oh what the heck, you can choose your groups!"

NNOOOOOO

>>39560812
>l-o-l XD so random!! *nuzzle u! Totes relatable, am I right teens? *dab
...ew

>>39560981
Got a smile out of me anon

>>39561094
Ironic shitposting is stiIl shitposting.

>You must stand in front of the class and read your entire paper. NO EXCEPTIONS

Tfw got half time on school cause depression.
AHAHHAAAHAHA

>"Alright everyone, line up, Chad and Brad will choose players for the teams."

And I'm at the fucking last every fucking time. I'm not even bad at fucking sports. Everyone just thinks I'm fucking weird.

>>39560981
>this happens
>end up unable to approach anyone, two groups closest to me have the largest allowed group size
>do the work alone
>teacher approaches me and says I can't
>look at her and say, it's too late to join a group, look around
>absolute pity washes over her face and she just turns and walks back to the front of the class

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>>39561185
>mentally challenged kid, fat kid, and 5'0" kid that hasn't hit puberty get picked before you

>>39560980
everyone on this board

>>39561616
Except the ones with stacy cunts as teachers who legitimately didn't understand that introversion and/or social issues are a thing and who forced everyone to work in groups to have less grading work to do.

>>39561185
>tfw actually picked first because I'm tall and have broad shoulders
>played worse than the person picked last including literal manlets
Guess they learned their lesson

>>39561191
>tfw you own the teacher with your betaness
Excellent

>everyone forms groups
>you are left with the weird and fat kids no one wants in their group
>they don't do shit
>every single time

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>you are forced to go with the other creep in the class
>he is completely useless

How can one be BOTH socially clueless and dumb as fuck? That is against the rules.

>>39562511
It can happen, just like you sometimes have total chads who are very smart

>>39560812
make sure to wear extra deodorant anon !!!

:^3

>>Get assigned to group full of cute girls

>>Can't contribute any ideas because too scared to speak.

>professor says we must find a class partner to be in touch with throughout the semester
>be partners with this girl that didn't have a partner
>exchange phone numbers and talk about when we were available to study
>she's actually pretty nice
>I end up dropping out of college a few days later cause I hate myself
>thinking that maybe I should tell her over text that I won't be going to class anymore but I can't muster the courage
>after the first class I missed she texts me "hey are you okay?"
I haven't responded yet. I feel kinda bad about it. That text made me feel like she cared about me for some reason even though I know it's not really that serious.