Your daily that kid thread >that kid who hit puberty at 16

>that kid who pretended to socialise on his phone

These threads are shit, get your ass back to bee underage scum

>>39561101
>wow anon YOU told these god damn kids what to do! Do you want mommie to make you some tendies?

>that obese borderline retarded special ed kid who made weird noises at anyone who walked past him in the hallways, and never figured out how to do EARLY PRIMARY SCHOOL level math
no joke this kid didn't know the answer to 2+2 until he was 13, and that was only from memory and not actually working it out

>that really excentric fat gay kid who even the robots could bully
good times

>that kid who graduated high school looking like a 14 year old

I was that kid

>>39561002
>that kid who saw a youtube /thatkid/ thread simulator and decided to start making unoriginal posts despite being underage

>>39561002
>that kid who seduced his straight classmate

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>>39561002
>that kid who walked around pretending to busy but actually had no friends
>that kid who nobody saw outside of class because she was always hiding in the toilets because she had no friends
>mfw both are me

>That kid who wore the same hoodie every day
>That kid who gets called in by the principle and is never seen again
>That beta male who compensated for his dick size by not shutting up about NFL
>That kid who would draw sports cars in class
>That kid who dressed like a punk rocker but acted like an 11 year old
>That kid who does not care about attendance
>That sketchy kid chad hybrid (the one that would wear designer clothes and also have a beard)
>That kid who has to ride the tard bus because his brother is a tard
>That kid who would not grow out of his baby face
>That kid who tried to make friends with the teacher

>that kid who dressed all edgy but in reality was really happy and watched lots of anime
STILL best friends with that guy

>that kid who bullied the shit out of the gay kid who used his sexuality as an attention ploy but secretly wanted to fugg his boipusi

>that probably retarded kid who hospitalized 2 other stundents in his first day
>that kid who stole at least one mobile phone and threw them on the train tracks for the lulz
>that kid who cleaned the school hallways on recess and started to cry because he forgot is flute for band practice

>That female gym teacher who was always pissed at the students
>That kid who wore his bangs down
>That kid who would wear a suit to school
>That kid with a mustache who always talked about basketball
>That mexican girl who would wispier when she presents
>That freshman who acted like he own the place first quarter
>That freshman who was really scared because of the stories his older brother told him
>That girl who would wear a 'Dan and Phill' T-shirt to school
>That teacher who knew your older sibling and expected you to be just like them
>The theater kids who were always touching eachother
>That kid who thought he was a class clown
>Those kids that could name every single WW2 tank and airplane
>That kid who would make origami claws and ninja stars
>That knife kid
>That screamo kid
>That black guy with thin framed glasses who played yugio
>That mexican kid who liked minecraft
>That kid who sat near the light switch and always had to turn them off when the teacher played a video
>That kid who sat near the door and always had to open it up whenever someone was at the door (was me)

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>>39561077
Leave me alone
Original comment

>>39561002
>damn
>that kid who would write why so serious on peoples homework before passing it up to the front.
>that kid who never saw the matrix.
>that kid who bragged he was learning to juggle over the summer.
>that kid who licked his hand before shaking hands with the teacher.
>that kid who tried to bring his dog one day but was sent home immediately.

>>39561002
>that kid that broke a glass and injured other two
>That fat neonazi chick
>that kid who repeatedly masturbated in class
>that kid who threw a stone at a cop outside and his rich parent payed a fine
>that weird chick who threw a pair of scissors like throwing blades to another chick
[Spoiler] that actually was the only girl i ever kissed in my life but she grew to a roastie in uni [\spoiler]

>>39561410
This shit fucked me for life, not kidding. I dropped out of college because looking like a kid was just too much pressure.

>>39561002
Ive been on /r9k/ for over a year now and i still dont know if ">that kid" is someone else you describe or is it you.
TELL ME PLEASE

>>39563074
Its both m8.
Egregiouisimmo

>that fat kid who never talked
>that kid who had a brain tumor but actually recovered
>that hyperactive kid who liked you for no reason
>that goth chick who smelled like shit

>>39563074
can't you read? most of the people described are obviously different people from the posters

>>39563338
Can you shut the fuck up lol

>>39563033
I'm 22 now but I look 17-18ish. I didn't even go to college but I can't imagine going looking like a high school senior. I don't drink but I'll buy alcohol for my younger brother every once in a while and some liquor stores think my ID is a fake and tell me to fuck off.

I hate the eternal baby face

>>39562557

>That kid who would wear a suit to school

What's up with that kid? What is this shit?

Any of you robots used to be like that?

>>39561410
>that kid who graduated middle school looking like a 9 year old

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>that kid who shat in the sink, but the sink broke with him on it and he was taken to hospital for blood intoxication from shit and ceramic pieces in his asscheeks

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>>39563702
This was me
I fell for the /goodlooking/ meme

>>39561002
That kid who went to the nurse everyday to recieve medication of some sort

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>that kid who sold candy during class
>that teacher would buy snickers off him
>that kid who sat in the back of the class
>that kid who was always noticeable no matter how hard he tried to be lowkey
>that kid who was still 5' in 8th grade
>that kid who wore minecraft shit every day
>that kid who told alot of jokes but when called on by the teacher stood quiet

>>39563743
Why did you do that anon?

Oregano pasta

>that chad who tried to be funny but always failed
>this was pretty much the only thing he was bad at

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>>39561002
>that football chad who was a weeaboo also
>that kid who brought a knife to school
>that kid who borrowed his dad's bag to use for school and found a lighter and weed in it
>that kid who would throw naruto handsigns that were mistaken for gangsigns by the teacher
>that same kid who got suspended

High School was aight for me, dunno about you guys

>>39563861
>that kid who wore minecraft shit every day

underage leave

>>39561101
Shut the fuck up you absolute fucking waste of space. You see people having a fine old time, posting funny stories about kids they used to go to school with, just some simple fun discussion, and what do you do? Post this fucking shit, in an attempt to ruin peoples fun. Well congrats you fucking cunt, mission accomplished. Nobody gives a single rats fucking ass about you or your garbage. And I can already predict your reply, going "but you responded so you care :^)" and let me just tell you now why I responded. I just had one of the worst days of my fucking life. Everything is fucked for me. So what do I do? Go on /r9k/ to relax and try and forget. I find this thread, and hoping to get some laughs, open it. And what do I see? Your comment. Your snide, smug little shitfest. Even when I try and find refuge here, you still go and fuck it up. So fuck you. You just ruined whatever happiness I could have gained from this thread, and for what? So you could sit back in your chair and think "Golly fucking gee I sure am glad that I showed these anons that they can't even have fun here, the last place they have left"? Fuck you. Never post again. God knows nobody wants to hear anymore of your shit.

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>that kid who was sick at least once every week
thats me kek
Maybe i stay at home tomorrow

>>39564169
nigga this was in high school

>>39564170
is this a copypasta or no

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>>39561002
wat a cul dude

>>39564260
No kek I just kinda was angry and wrote a bunch of incoherent shit and then posted it I'm on 5g of shrooms by the way

>>39564170
What the hell anon what the fuck is wrong with you

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>>39563702
>tfw we all had to wear suits becuz british school system

>>39564253
minecraft came out in 2010

>that kid who struggled to speak up to the class until senior year

>that black kid who brought toy revolvers to school and everyone called him billy the nig until graduation

>>39561347
is that kid's name kyle by any chance

>>39561002
>that kid who broke his fucking am in gym class and the gym teacher just kept screaming at him to walk it off

I'm sorry i wasn't there for you Robbie, you didn't deserve that.

>>39561410
I started college 10 days ago and have already had 2 people ask me how old I was. Fuck my life, I should look like a college freshman, not a high school freshman god dammit!

>>39561002
>that kid who hit puberty at 16
This fucking hurts except it was late 14s for me. I had my oneitis in my freshman and sophmore class, only fell in love with her midway thru sophmore (never liked a girl before). I barely understood what I felt and knew even less about what to do about it. I resolved I would change over the summer and made myself into chad (already played sports and had friends so I was okay). But then, I got no more classes with her for the rest of hs and never got to be with her long enough to make any meaningful moves. Still miss her and have fapped only to her to this fucking day.
JUST

>>39561002
>that kid that who does not shut the fuck up about random bullshit

>>39561664
green text it story pls

>>39561312
Why doesn't the state euthanize these

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>that kid that vaped in class

Seriously, what was he thinking? The teacher didn't catch him, but still.

>that teacher that looked like a student
>that same teacher ended up getting yelled at by a new teacher to get back to class
>tfw they ended up dating

>that teacher who was an obvious stoner and showed up to class baked as fuck multiple times
>>that goth chick who had "eric+dylan forever" sharpied on her backpack
>the kid who dipped at school and gave you some that one time

>that kid you were never sure the gender of

>those kids that vaped in the bathroom every day
>this became so big of a problem that they started needing to lock the bathrooms
>that kid that got sued by another kid
>that mentally retarded kid that everyone "liked" but no one would hang out with him
>that kid who died because the nurse forgot to give her her medication
>that edgy kid who everyone thought would shoot up the school that they tried to be friends with
>that one kid who was like an anime protagonist because he never talked but everyone was friends with him

>>39567385
Is that a red panda?

>>39567551
Sure is.

>inb4 originality mute

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>>39564567
>im on 5g of shrooms by the way
why does he think anyone would believe this

>>39565765
2010 was seven years ago you fucking retard, also Minecraft existed since 2009 I was playing it in Middle school and I'm fucking 20 ffs

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>>39567644
>5g of shrooms
how was he not dead yet

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>>39567745
you cant die from shrooms, doesnt matter since hes FUCKING LYING

>>39561077
>that kid who pretended to socialise on his phone

someone is underage.

>>39567883
Newsflash dipshit smartphones have been a thing for 10 years now.

>>39561410
>not getting /ss/'d

>>39567933
keep the posts coming phonefag

>>39563743
explain nigger

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>That kid who had long hair that everyone complained about, but his friend was able to keep his hair that was twice the length since no one complained about it.
>That kid who would uncontrollably get sweaty hands for no reason
>That kid who the teachers obviously hated
>That kid who got in trouble for sending a sexually explicit text message to some kike through a private text messaging app, and the only way he was caught was because he admitted it to the principle since the principle said that he would be suspended for 10 days if he didn't confess.

Fuck you Mr. Morris

>>39562557
>that mexican kid who liked minecraft
Shit son, is that me you're talking about

>that kid who was actually autistic
>tries to use it as a reason to get other kids to give him one seat distance in lunch
>ends up getting bullied by even the betas for it

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>>39563769
>tfw went through a phase where i liked to wear button ups to school
>"gee anon, why are you dressed up today?"
i wasnt dressing up for anything, i just wanted to look nice and respectable

>>39564170
do you wanna talk about your day anon

>>39561002
>>that kid who was sick at least once every week- That's the one that's getting molested

What kid were you?
>that edgy kid that sits at the back, shitposts irl, listens to metal, plays with the nerds, never does shit and always aces the exams

This was 10 years ago, btw.
Evanescence was the cool kids band.

>>39568479
>that kid that was a redneck despite being in a major city who had one chad and one stoner friend even though he missed school all the time
>still managed to get good grades

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>>39561002
>that kid that fliud
>that kid that pwid
>that that shid

I was that kid

>>39561002
>That emo kid who got into a fight with hicks, pinned one of them in a phone booth and turned him into wine
>that kid who did lines of coke in class and ran out of school and through the corn fields when the cops came
>that kid who borrowed his dad's mustang for prom and wrapped it around a tree
>that kid who snorted his meds and did mushrooms at school
>that kid who tried to discuss religion in biology class
>that teacher who said evolution was a fact and whoever put that it was still a theory in the textbook should be shot
>that 19-year-old in grade 11 who bragged about driving his truck 160 km/h everywhere and wrapped it around a tree
>that girl who had her second kid by 15
>all those kids who dropped out of school to make meth
Fuck Canada

>that tard who complained about math and why it's useless

>>39568647
Sweet Christ anon, what kind of school did you go to?

>>39563033
>>39563415
>>39567191
But man you will look like a college graduate when you are in your 40s. I fucking wish i had a baby face.

>>39564170
Im stealing this pasta

>>39561704
> > That kid that was called in by the principal and never seen again

Kek that was basically me because my mom and I moved and she had to withdraw me and put me in a new one because we were in a new district. I remember the last thing I (jokingly) said to my friends in my creative writing class when I was called down was: "If I don't return, expect the worst"

>>39569671
*assume the worst

>>39561702
Did you read Percy Jackson in the toilet?

>>39568647
N ontario?

>that autistic jerk that treated everyone like shit but still had friends
To this day i still have no idea how i pulled this off