>Be me
>41 year old father of two
>Both kids use normie social media
>Wife and kids don't know my power level, I've hid it well
>Been on r9k for years
>Make sure to use the word meme in real life and share stupid image macros on normiebook to keep up the facade of "dad trying to be hip"
>MFW they'll never know
Why can't you be my dad
>>38628134
Maybe I am and you'll never know
>>38628089
prove it. pic of kids' gross bathroom with timestamp or something
>>38628371
Out of town now posting from a hotel. Sorry man you're just going to have to trust me.
>A father of two has probably used 4chan for a decade
This is pretty odd talking to anonymous experiment forum posters