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Can we have a sex toy thread? I'm a 31 yo wizard and I bought

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Can we have a sex toy thread? I'm a 31 yo wizard and I bought a fleshlight last week. I went for the value pack even though I guessed it was a scam because what the hell, I have nothing else to spend my money on.

Anyway, I tried it for the first time today and it was awful. I couldn't get my dick in the fucking hole, it was incredibly tight.

I'm guessing the answer is "no", but are real holes this fucking tight? I couldn't move my penis at all and I used a shitload of lube too.
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It really depends on what hole you are entering. I have fucked virgins before. Though they say it hurts, there is never an issue getting it in.
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>>38628324
>I have fucked virgins before
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *takes breath* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I bet your not using it right. My Tenga was like that until I opened the back and released the vaccum seal.
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>>38628346
I echo this sentiment.

>>38628365
Holy shit, I did use it with the back closed, now I feel like an idiot.

How are Tengas btw? I went for the Fleshlight but was tempted by their crazy colors.
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>>38628253
>31 yo wizard
What's it like to have true power?
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>>38628672
Horrible. Get out while you can.
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I have 3 sleeves; Stoya, Heavenly, Speed Bump Stamina trainer.

I like them all.
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>fleshlight
>not superior onaholes
Laffo at u, go learn sonny
>>>/jp/ona
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>>38628799
does anyone else smoke weed then watch a Cock Hero vid?
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>>38628831
currently trying to beat - COCK HERO - Desire for sex
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>>38628861
using a cock ring is cheating baka desu senpai
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>>38628888
I like wearing them to feel all the little bumps inside the sleeve also helps during long fap sessions.
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>>38628912
fuck that looks yummy, nice cock
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>>38628912
I think I am in love <3 Hngggg nice cock
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>>38628799
>>38628831
>>38628861
>>38628912
OP here, any advice? Toy recommendations etc?
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>>38628959
Go to /jp/ and find the onahole thread. Onas feel much better than fleshlights.
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>>38628253
I like using my onahole, especially when I place it on my bodypillow.
But getting it into the hole is always a fucking nightmare. Is it supposed to be this hard?
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I want to buy an onahole but I'm afraid that because I'm a cutfag who faps a lot that it won't make me cum. What should I do?
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>>38629085
It will make you cum don't worry.
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>>38628253
OP how big is your dick? I'm average sized and I never found any of the sleeves to tight.
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>>38629209
I don't know but I think I'm above average girth and a little bit under average length. Also I'm uncut.
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>>38628912
why is your cock wrinkly as fuck?
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>>38629406
The Cock Ring makes the veins pop a bit, the lighting in that vid didn't help any.
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>>38629504
Can you do a video showing your balls more? I always heard cockrings make your balls look strange.
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>>38628324
yeah bro. the puss is easy pickins but that earhole is tight as fuck man. damn
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>>38629542
here is an older vid, It was hot in my apartment so my balls were hanging a little lower.
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>>38629592
Jesus those big balls swinging about ready to dump a huge load. Keep posting anon <3
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>>38629592
Use water based gel lube, it lasts a while
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>>38629592
Any particular reason you shave?
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I want you to know I'm fapping to your dick and I wanna cum when I see your cum. Pls cum soon.
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>>38629658
no real reason, its just easy to use a electric trimmer and a guard for most of my pubes and treasure trail, then I straight razor my balls and the hair that grows up the side of my dick every 3 days or so in the shower.
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>>38629592
thanks anon, good to know they don't change it or anything. Do you get off to people watching you fap btw?
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>>38629681
I'm trying to make a good cum vid, I wanna pull out then shoot in a towel, the problem is if I have any saved up from previous day then I overshoot and miss getting the load on camera, If I fap a few times already that day its easy to film the load it just is not very big.
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>>38629681
/r9k/ the post

Fuck men, you need jesus more than you need the other degenerate telling you anything.
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>>38629647
Kys gay scum

Oreganito
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>>38629730
I was wondering why I would "fail" the toiletpaper tube test. Now I know they vary in size and I have a huge one. Your roll is pretty thing and I don't think I'd fit it either.
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>>38629783
It is a standard tube from whatever brand has the white cartoon pillows on it.
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>>38629999
I don't get that brand and my rolls are much thicker than those.
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>>38628253
How thick is your girth?
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>>38630030
nm I have Royal Original toiler paper, the one with the white kittens on it.
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I have a penis pump, my girth is actually too big for it. It's uncomfortable to use when I'm hard
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>>38630072
How do you shave and get zero razor bumps? I have such a hard time with this any tips would help so much.
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>>38628861
Hey that's a joymii pron scene.
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>>38630114
I use a sharp razor and some solid shaving cream were you need a brush and some water, thats it
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>>38630187
How do you shave under the balls?
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>>38630187
Do you recommend any certain kind of shaving cream? I normally use conditioner cause I heard that was best to use.
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>>38630228
Use a good razor, its easier to maintain smooth balls vs starting off from not shaving ever.
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