Hey there big guy, you here to watch the game?

>>38628257
N-no, please excuse me
>proceeds to bathroom to take massive pooper
PLLUURRRRRRPPPPP

>>38628257
Please just leave me alone.

>>38628257
Lets say you get a guy, fairly good looking, worked his ass off and got lucky break after lucky break making money. He does no fap, and no porn, and after buying a house, thinks "all i need now is a QT waifu to walk a dog with".

And he meets this girl. She acts shy, coy, wont look him in the eye. He asks to walk her home, and to hold her hand, if he isnt being too forward and ungentleman like.

She cups his hand in hers, and kisses him gently on the cheek. "wow", he thinks... "ive found a good girl... turns out /r9k/ was wrong, the fucking losers"

>>38628257
sorry i only fuck boipussy

>>38628333

theres something about innocent looking tiny women that makes me want to protect them.

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>>38628257
>"the" game

No, and I really fucking hate this shit. Team sports are cancer. Why the fuck is it socially acceptable to watch overgrown manchildren get paid millions of dollars to kick or throw balls around? Why has this turned into such a social spectacle? If you're actually excited for "the" game, then I question your intelligence, you fucking vapid sheeple peasant whore. Video games are honestly much more stimulating in literally every capacity and you literally cannot debate me on this.

>>38628413
But the girl in OP is neither of those things.

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>>38628458
>someone got picked last in gym class

>>38628413
Is that before or after she wipes BBC cum off of her face?

>>38628458
i agree but fucking hell you sound autistic.

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>>38628257
I'd watch the world burn with you.

>>38628257
I feel really bad for her, can you imagine having so many daddy issues that you resort to having multiple huge black men use you like a cumrag? Poor girl.

>>38628458
Agreed. It would be different if these people actually played 'the game' but just watching it is pathetic.
A minor exception can be made if they watch it for educational purposes to improve their own play. But we know well the vast majority of sports fans don't play the sport they watch.

>>38628575
You can enjoy something you don't personally do.
For example I like watching shows about people who talk to other people.

>>38628333
>fairly good looking
>has lucky breaks
>knows what /r9k/ is
One of these things is not like the others.

>>38628637

thanks to reddit, 4chan is pretty well known now. wont be surprised if a current thread on r9k gets screenshotted and reposted there

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>>38628564
or maybe thats what this degen world has to offer.
no money no choice r-right ?

>>38628636
Like fiction TV series? Those are stories. They have substance, even the shitty ones.
Or like documentaries? You can learn a lot of different, interesting stuff from those.

Anything else you watch would invoke and require much more thought than watching a sport. Even Marvel movies.

>>38628825
I like to believe human life can be more than that, just sad to see.