Femanons, weird question here, but what would you do if you found

What would you do with a tiny Hitler

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>>39008887
fpbp
Women hate small men, Giantess is also a shit fetish.

Minigts and Amazons are better.

>>39008880
build a tiny house for him where he can live

>>39008887
I would force him to live in my ear and act as my conscience.

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>They will never create little pet people you can put in a huge tank and watch as they create homes, towns, lives together, go to war and so on

Not even speaking from a position of doing weird perverted shit, I think it would be fascinating. Like a much more sophisticated ant-farm

>>39008887
And I said "What about, a clone of Shapiffany?"

>>39008960
What if we're already living in a human ant farm and being watched by God

>>39008982
He's probably bored now that most of us just work jobs we hate and surf the internet all day.

>>39008960
>eventually your little pet people create even littler pet people and sit around observing them

>>39009001
It's his fault for not releasing any new content.
Seriously where the fuck is the alien invasion xpack he said he was working on?

>>39008960
>Put one large rat into the enclosure

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>>39008887
Hitler wasn't tiny, it wouldn't be the real hitler

>>39008960
There was an episode of Futurama something like that

Probably ask him how he got so tiny.
Is he like one of "the littles" or otherwise liliputian race? How have these tiny people stayed undiscovered by large man in this case?
Has he reached this state by magic/science? If so, was this willingly?

Being little's probably dangerous as fuck, so I might try to make him somewhere safe to hang out, make him tiny weaponry he can use against predators. Maybe spend thirty bucks to get him a burner phone, program my number in so he doesn't have to scramble around just to dial me in an emergency.

>>39008880
drown him to see what happens

Unless he's rich and willing to give me money, Id squash him like the bug he is

>>39009312
>to see what happens
He thrashes around, inhales water, then dies.
What the fuck else would happen you drooling retard?

>>39008880
Love and nurture him because I don't have any body to care about

Femanons welcome but no obirting welcome;
>.gg/P9W54uF

>>39008906
True, as a fem I can confirm that maybe 1/100000 woman would love to be a giant. Most girls are sub and wanna be cuddled, nobody wants a tiny man in their pussy.

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>>39009495
Well, that sucks.
>ywn be the pocket boyfriend of a qt3.14 girl

>>39009495
The sex would almost assuredly be VERY one-sided in the tiny guy's favor, but making his little itty bitty digs would be pretty fun. Less expensive to keep fed than a normal-sized man, could be used to spy on others.

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>>39009675
>The sex would almost assuredly be VERY one-sided in the tiny guy's favor
Would it? I mean, all the man has to do to satisfy the woman is squirm around in her vagina (which he can do pretty much all day), but for her to satisfy him he's pretty much doing all the work anyways.

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>>39008880
I'd keep him in a shoebox with my old doll furniture as a little room and dress him in doll clothes. I'd toy with him with a set of tweezers.

>>39009754
>one inch man squirming at man-speed
That sounds more itchy than anything.
Like a bullet vibe- which would be larger than the inch-man- vibrates at an insane pace that would be impossible to replicate.
In the actual vaginal canal the inch-man would suffocate, and possibly if he managed to cause an orgasm, be crushed by the wild undulations of the canal.
MAYBE he could cause an orgasm by wrapping both arms around the clit and shimmying up and down, but to keep this up for five, ten minutes at a regular pace he'd have to have the relative strength of a competitive rower. He'd have to chow down on two whole roast crickets a night to keep that shit up.

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What if it was the other way around? Would you be okay with a tiny gf?

>>39009915

Its not much different from the usual straight relationship so its not very interesting imo

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>>39008880
>but what would you do if you found a tiny 1 inch tall man on the ground asking to be your boyfriend?

>>39009915
I have anime figures, so I already pretty much have that type of relationship

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>>39009915
I'd be okay with it. The sex might be a little awkward though.

>>39009962
I'd say it's a little different.

i would probably think i was losing my mind.

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>>39010003
Why is his dick so huge? Is that a set of balls near the bottom of the pic? Why is her asshole enormous? Why am I turned on?

>>39008880
I'd keep him and be happy for the rest of my life. Hopefully he has a giantess fantasy. Really, it would be better if he was about 4 or 5 inches tall, if you know what I mean.

>>39010121
>s that a set of balls
it is, u r ghey nao

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>>39009915
Only if she's a fairy.
I can't get off to girls shorter then me but something about faeries makes an exception.
Tinkerbell fucked me up something hard I guess.

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>>39009312
>>39009359
Holy shit I'm going to piss myself.

>>39010168
What do you mean? You just don't want to be a giant and want a really small guy?

>>39010372
She wants a human Dildo that's what she's saying.

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>>39010013
You couldn't even have sex. The most she could do for you is stand in lewd poses and let you blow it on her. What could you even do for her?

>>39010512
The tip of your tongue.
Getting creative would help.

>>39010484
She just said 4 or 5 inches though. If she wanted to use him as a dildo she'd want someone bigger.

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>>39010594
Not really though, 4-5 inches in this case would be perfect because you'd have the guy crawl up in there. Any bigger and his feet stick out typically.

>>39010594
I think 4 or 5 inches would make him small enough to hide in my pocket but big enough to use as a dildo.

>>39010622
>4-5 inches would be perfect because you'd have the guy crawl up in there
This guy gets it.

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>>39010512
I'm pretty sure this kind of relationship wouldn't be that much different from playing a gf sim on your phone. But then again a tiny little robot

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>>39010512
>The most she could do for you is stand in lewd poses and let you blow it on her
That's not entirely true, I could masturbate with her in my hand.

>What could you even do for her?
That's the big problem, nothing would fit.

>>39010854
The big question is will a 4 inch tall dude cause a noticeable bulge in the crotch/ass/breast/pocket

Probably just give him a dollhouse to live in and give him bits of food and crumbs and shit, give him doll clothes and let him live his life as my tiny roommate

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>>39010168
4 inches would end up looking like this, just so you know.

>>39011563
Perfect size. How tall did you make the girl?

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>>39011751
The average female height, 5'4"

>>39008880
I masturbate sometimes with a ken doll, but 1 inch is too small.

Would keep as a pet. No sex.

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>>39011813
>I masturbate sometimes with a ken doll
You remind me of that one femanon that stuck lego men up her ass as a child.

shit time for another giant(ess) 'bation sesh. Thanks

>>39011788
where? average among white females in the US is 5'6

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>>39013218
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide

I got 5 foot 3.5 inches.

>>39008880
Does he have a nice tiny 1 inch car and a lot of tiny 1 inch friends. Are 1 inch girls into him or do they generally stay away? How big is his dick? What color is his skin? If I constantly make fun of his size (which I will) will he get short with me? (Lol)

I'd probably just step on him and take his tiny 1inch wallet.

Kill him and see if I feel anything other than the usual emptiness

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There are correct ways to fuck your tiny BFs