Ideal gf/bf thread but with a stipulation: your post must be

I'll make one in a moment, mite b cool

I don't know what to say op what the!!!! This sounds like a amazing thread idea.
But it makes me flussteredd

>>39009573
Yyyouuu fffirrsttt

>>39010257
>>39010559
I'll post first then. I hadn't wanted to because I didn't want to seem like I made a thread exclusively for myself but oh well.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J8UpiiqweX

Too big for Vocaroo so I had to make an account on a different site

https://clyp.it/mksvb05z?token=5d4191c15f343625abef2f854123d637

>>39010864
No offense dude, but the point of the voice, was to showcase your personality.

You left it really cut and dry. Like if it was text.

Just my 2 cents.

>>39010981
Now this is what I'd go gay for

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>>39010981
This is good shit desu

>>39011111
Quints of truth
It's meant to be

I can't be assed to try and get it all in one go, but that picture is cute and I'm saving it OP.

I just got hired as a financial analyst earning $130,000/year. Where's my ideal gf (female)?

>>39011111
I'm flattered

>>39011156
Thanks, all I did was b myself

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f6YSUJWJOv
interesting thread, though it will die because nobody can larp as a girl and bait people

>>39010981
my new ringtone thanks

>>39011450
>though it will die because nobody can larp as a girl and bait people
That or one or two girls will actually post something and get completely swarmed, derailing the thread.

>>39009573
Sounds fun. I'll do mine later after I get dinner done because I know there's no rush.

>your post must be a audio file (vocaroo.com) rather than simply text.
But why

With text I can just readily tell if the woman is or isnt into my type and start chatting up someone else who maybe is. All this does is slow down the process.

>>39011540
Somebody said it was to express your personality more, but you can only be so eccentric when talking into a mic thinking of things to say

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>>39011450
you have a sexy voice senpai

>>39011450
You have a nice voice good luck.

Probably common in u.k though

>>39011450
You heard this here's lady he's single and ready to mingle

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>Tfw too scared to even put a recording of my voice on an anonymous forum.

>want to participate
>can't because people will recognize my voice
really fun thread idea though op

>>39011672
If they did, you could just chalk it off too someone sounding similar.

Unless you're a roastie than fuck off

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kTLmOCMvaE

>>39011509
>get completely swarmed, derailing the thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zzXXr4prET

>>39011757
Nice try, but taking some recording you saved doesn't work though.

>>39011658
>>39011672
>tfw afraid some of your normie friends in highschool from 5 years ago might browse 4chan and might recognize your voice
>and then might try to get in contact with you so they can say something like
>"haha I recognized you in that thread! What a cringey story that was anon. Your voice is so awkward lmao."

>>39011577
>>39011609
>>39011646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IjbfzUg3Ch

>>39011752
Fuck you it's fun, improvise it, makes you think on your toes

>>39011757
L O N D O N

>>39011757
Where did you get that? I could use something longer for when I cuddle my pillow tonight, desu

>something about yourself (age, interests, living arrangements, NEET status, body type/ethnicity, etc)
age: 26
interests: shitposting, cocaine, dmt, and shrooms (in that order0
living arrangements: living alone renting a studio in downtown Seattle
NEET status: escaped neetdom 4 years ago and have somehow lucked my way into a high paying career that now lets me work completely remotely
body type/ethnicity: 6'1 156-lb japanese-american

>what you're looking for
cute local female who is supportive of my aspirations, does all the talking in the relationship, is ok with eating out at restaurants every night, and doesn't use up all my coke and dmt. literally do not care about race or height, but don't think i can deal with overweight

>what you would like to do with someone
sex, drugs, travel the world together

>>39011822
I meant that your single and ready to mingle. Must be one of the those cultural difference

https://youtu.be/6R4h4vVzR_E

>>39011903
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a2fVtkKd2O

fucking stupid faggot normie thread

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>want to participate but people just came over and I'd sound autistic recording this when people are over.

I'll just post a screenshot of the last time I posted one of these.

>>39010981
l'd date you anon.

>>39012082
Than ask him for his contact into desu

>>39012082
Get his contact!!

>>39010981
>>39012082

w-what's your contact information anon?

>>39012206
[email protected]

E-mail me here and we can discuss further details

>>39012219
Nice job anon I'm proud of you!!!!!

>>39012206
I hope you weren't just messing with him

>>39011091
Yeah, but it got people posting which is all I really wanted.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02DP7Hv7xFa

Please no bully it was hard to make

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https://clyp.it/1adsbkrq

contribootin

>>39013091
tryhard ass fuck/10

>>39013149
I really wasn't senpai

https://clyp.it/1gmj0rlp
I'm really like, idk a headcase I guess .w.

All these guys saying they're lonely when they're surrounded by other lonely guys. Really makes you think.

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>>39010981
nice anon!!!!!!!!

orftyggv

>>39013206
B O I P U C C I

GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY NOW

>>39013291
i literally say it in the voice clip hello?

>>39010981
you deserve all the gfs.
are you the ginger who poster their pic on the other thread?

>>39009573
https://clyp.it/liywxvbq

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Should have elaborated more at the end there but pretty much just down to talk to new people. I'm straight but down to make new friends with anybody. I use skype with my internet friends often and it would be cool to have conversations with new people on there.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tv12O9ysoQ

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yo so just trying to meet new people

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OrOCnPRhWZ

>>39013324
Nope that wasn't me. Some other red haired dude.

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I'd do this if I didn't get an anxiety attack every time I opened the Vocaroo webpage.
How do you guys even do it, even thinking about it is making me terrified.

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>>39013831
You're my favourite Anon so far. If I was a man I'd date you<3

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here. sorry, wasn't too keen on what to say. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ka70J6w3FJ

>>39009573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DNy2E08Nzw

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oA3Kv3Rqsz

Any tips? I tried remaining faithful to myself

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MmfjFJk3s0

>>39015530
Very. Go away.

>>39014408
>https://clyp.it/liywxvbq
that's a guy speaking in a vocal fry

>>39010981
You're so funny. Highlight of my day.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06t0MU7Pgh6

>>39016276
Sounds about correct

Ima going for an attempt brb

Proof-listening myself was awkward as fuck

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SO1q2X0w0L

I wish I had a nice voice. It's on the scale between Normal and Annoying

>>39016804
post it anyway anon.

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>>39016829
I just deleted about 7 vocaroo recordings. I don't think I'll post. I tried

I need a gf with a very, VERY VERY HIGH IQ!!!!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IJ8gbr7Lt0

>>39016972
just type it up then.

>>39016994
How are you able to change from a girl voice to a guy voice so quickly? What da fuq.

>>39017073
idk, anon. practice. practice.

>>39016994
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IJ8gbr7Lt0
how many hz is your weeb voice?

Tfw your hard work didn't attract any girl. Oh well it was fun.

>>39017259
Idunno. how am i supposed to measure that?

>>39014275
I make music too, what kind of music you make?

>>39017390
Use a guitar tuner like gstrings on android or something and just speak into it and it will tell you the hz of your voice

>>39009573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02OWk1ryPV0

Bump for more voices/feels.