you are the apex predator

>>39009442
won't you get some kind of infection or disease or something though? this does sound appealing however

isn't it also illegal?

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>>39009470
nah just get a fishing license depending on state and don't do it in public

it's great and a right

>>39009546
Does it feel like a human mouth? How about all the slime? I'm giggling at the thought of throatfucking a fish, with it's big retarded lips and all.

>>39009442
Wouldn't throat fucking a bloody, decapitated fish be very cold and unpleasant? The joy of a vagina would be its warmth and gripping feeling that I'm sure a fish could not give.
Though I am a virgin and literally who gives a fucking shit about a fish anyway so if given the opportunity to throat fuck one I had killed I would. How did it feel?

Saudis pretty much fuck camels and look at them. Go ahead, do what makes you happy as long you don't force your religion on us.

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>>39009592
varies greatly by fish
only way to learn is to catch em and test it out :^)

>>39009635
it feels pretty decent
every once in a while you get a certain fish that's just right but those are short lived, you know?

>>39009708
Also, don't some fish have small and sharp teeth that could cut and likely infect you if you throat fucked it too vigorously? Even if it were dead it could still damage. Asking because fishing is something I was considering doing anyway so if I managed to capture one I may as well fuck its mouth too.

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>>39009766
yes and those teeth sometimes grow kinda far back
thus the decapitation

take apart at least two of one type of fish before sticking your dick in it
knowledge is power

>>39009844
That sounds like the most logical thing to do then. If there were a fish large enough without teeth I could keep alive so it thrashed around with its wet mouth consuming my dick I would start fishing this month.
I never thought the idea of fucking a fishes mouth would give me a semi. How long has this been a thing?

>>39009923
How long has fishing been a thing?

>>39010016
Do people fuck fish in the mouth all the time?

I read this wrong I thought op deepthroated a fish carcass

>>39010043
I don't know, but I know that the first humans to start fishing would have tried it at some point.
If humans do it now, there's no reason to believe humans haven't done it much earlier.

>>39010097
Good point. Now I need to get some equipment, a license and figure out a place where I can try to fish up some decent sized ones so that my dick fits well enough. The only place I really know about is a nearby river but the fish there are pencil-thin

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Are you inbred by any chance?

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>mfw this whole thread.
Just why the fuck in God's green Earth...

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>>39009442
This is absolutely degenerate anon what the fuck, even for r9k.

I actually find female deers sexy and attractive, they look so feminine and gentle it makes me want to cuddle and fuck them

>>39011316
Are you that anon who kept making threads about fucking deer? I don't want to believe there are two of you here but it wouldn't surprise me.

>>39011389
no i'm not that guy, you got links to the threads though?

>>39011449
No I don't, but IIRC it was about 6 months ago so they might be archived somewhere.

>>39009442
what is your favorite type to fuck

>>39009635
no, no, no. you are absolutely wrong. the good thing about sex is that you are doing it with a human woman, with a vagina, and breasts, and a face; NOT A DEAD, HEADLESS FISH

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>>39011632
>not fucking headless fish

its all the rage

>>39011389
make that three, probably the most attractive non-human animal
>tfw no qt deer wife to wake up next to and impregnate