Parents: "Oh cmon Anon you're not fat." Anyone else know this feel?
WHY does he look like SHIT??? WHY
I DON'T GET IT
I made a thread using him as the image and it was deleted. Is blaha suing 4chan?
>>39362761
How and when did the guy gain any credence within the fitness industry? He has never been anything other than a fat curlbro in tshirts that are too small.
I can't tell if it's my social anxiety, but i went to the gym for the first time in months and immediately felt like shit.
There were so many jacked chads posing in the mirror constantly and some would just give you these stares that make you feel like inferior trash. I'm not even a small dude but have a weird/ugly looking face that attracts alot of awkward stares, and i can't stand it.
What's worse is that there were so many beautiful girls there and it made my social anxiety even worse. Too bad i already paid for a months worth of subscription and my parents are basically forcing me to go almost everyday or they'll kick me out.
>>39362723
Put some headphones in a tune everything else out. Is it a 24 hr gym? If it is then go late when nobody is there
late night master race
>>39362723
Stop caring what other people think bruv.
Go in and follow your routine and make progress.
What are you wearing btw? I am friendly to everyone in the gym EXCEPT for dyels and 25% bf pigs that wear this shit who I always make sure to give an evil eye once in a while, bump into them on purpose, etc etc
For normal people I am friends with most at the gym, small talk, spot them, etc
>Cant figure out proper squat and dl form
>too anxious to talk to a trainer
what do I do brehs
>>39365587
Practice at home. Record yourself squatting and review the videos.
Also that picture is absolutely glorious.
Just do curls and run every second month
>>39365600
i dont have any equipment exept one broken dumbell (a clip is missing from one side)
How much fried butter do you need to eat daily for it to replicate the effects of GOMAD?
I don't like the taste of milk, but I do like butter. And I want to gain 10 kilos in month.
I heard eating olive oil is also a great weight gainer.
>>39365295
You got memed, my friend
buy some ghee or make clarified butter yourself.
it's delicious.
>>39365299
What if gomad is actually KOBAD?
KiloOfButterADay
I know i have shitposted alot but i need some help again, the picture on the left was taken 3 days ago and the other was taken today. What happened?
>>39364965
you opened the curtains.
>>39364965
You're still a shitposting faggot
>>39364965
You turned the light on
Ways to improve my sister?
>>39364945
not your sister, i know this girl
>>39364945
She's not your sister.
dont need any improvments.
>skipped uni and work today
>pressing f5 on /pol/ since 1am
>Trump wins
>head to the gym listening to the /pol/ theme non-stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
>literally squatted 2 plate for 5 reps and broke pr
WHO ELSE FUCKING BROKE HIS PR TODAY?!
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALLRIGHT, /fit/! WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!
>>39364732
I broke my PR out of anger.
>squatting 2pl8
Just give up dude.
>pressing F5 in 2016
>>39364737
>2 pl8 PR
That's adorable.
Should I become Tripcancer? I have a proposal and I want you guys to tell me if you think it would be helpful or if it sounds like self-indulgent faggotry.
I've lurked /fit/ for years but only been an occasional poster, a couple times a month. A year ago, I found out that I have a genetic disease that makes me pretty much the worst candidate for /fit/ness.
Basically, I'm the opposite of those belgian blues - My disease upregulates myostatin production and causes chronic muscle wasting. It also causes degenerative joint disease, and makes you have sudden brain aneurysms and die if you lift heavy OR take steroids. (It's called aneurysms-osteoarthritis syndrome).
As a kicker, it also gives me mild scoliosis, Scheuermann's kyphosis, a deformed ribcage, unusually poor joint stability, asthma, makes me mildly allergic to almost everything, makes me unusually susceptible to infections, and makes me take much longer than usual to heal from soft-tissue injuries like sprains or bursitis.
Doctors think it's unrelated, but I also happen to be 6'7 tall, so I'm living the lanklet meme too.
Okay - so my point is that I might be the worst candidate for /fit/ness on the planet. It took me 2 years to hit a 1pl8 squat. Now I know why.
But my first response when I found out how bad my disease was was "I HATE GOD-DAMNED FATTIES". The thing is, I was in better physical shape than an average person. I wasn't a beast or anything but I looked alright, and I was squatting 70kg, which is above what an average adult male can do. Me, with all my setbacks, had achieved more than these people who sit on their ass and eat, and blame their (flawless) genetics.
Since the diagnosis, I was told it was "Suicidal" to continue exercising, since they didn't know if I would give myself a major haemmorhage and suddenly die. I had to stop all exercise, and for a year I didn't do ANY exercise, while they scanned every blood vessel in my body for aneurysms. Last week I was given the clear by my cardiologist who said I could return to non-explosive exercise at about half the intensity I was at before, as long as they keep observing me closely for arterial issues.
Today I had my first workout in a year. I did 3 sets of 10 bodyweight squats (beast, right?). I can barely move my legs now. It will take me at least a year to get back to an average level of strength. But the thing is - I want to see how far I can go with this.
I'm a guy who literally can't take steroids without dying. I can't exercise like everybody else, and my joints are tearing themselves to pieces every time I use them. I want to prove to the sadcunts out there just what the absolute minimum is. I want to set the baseline for what can genuinely be blamed on genetics. I want to be better than average so that we can all earnestly point to anyone whose less fit than I am, and tell them they're fucking pathetic.
So I know /fit/ isn't some kind of personal blog, but I'm considering tripfagging and posting semi-regular progress updates, so that in a few years from now everyone can point to my progress (?) pics and say "That's the absolute minimum".
Either that or I'll die, they're not exactly clear on what my life expectancy is, but fuck it. My body will fall apart whether I use it or not. I don't plan on going down quietly.
So I guess I'm leaving it up to you guys, do you want me to trip like 4 times a year and talk about training with a fucked up body? Or is that just a shit idea.
>>39364388
Fuck yeah man trip away
>run and lift for a week straight
>still a fat fuck
I don't get it?
You gotta do it more than one week bro. Watch diet too.
>>39363552
Took you years to become a fat piece of Shit. You won't reverse it in a week.
>>39363552
Probably a genetic dead end. Might as well give up.
our girl
>is a chink in America
>false song of globalism
the disconnect is 2 real
>>39363465
I miss her
i wonder wat happened to her
Alight fit let's address Phenibut once and for all.
Who works out on this stuff? I ended up in the E.R after so.e heavy lifting on it today.
Heart was racing so fast thought I was gonna die
i mean .. phenibut does the opposite of what you're suggesting.
it's a depressant
it's basically powdered alcohol.
Phenibut isn't a fitness supp, it's what autists take so they can function normally in social situations.
>>39363464
Do you're research before taking a Nortropic and always take less than the recomended amount to see how you're body reacts
Go ahead and explain.
Because your body gets rid of fat around your abdomen last
>>39363357
Because you've got low test
>>39363357
Thats how most bodies work
post that progress brah's
show off what you've been working for
>>39363326
You forgot the last pic of his progression bro
>>39363326
So did he hop on between 4 and 5, or 5 and 6?
>>39363326
damn these pics remind me how small he was, but great muscle insertions
So I've lived a fairly stressful life, during my 18 years.
I've been very physically tense for a long time. People have told me I move like a robot.
My Indian friend's dad suggested yoga to me.
I was wondering, along with yoga, what muscles should I strengthen for better mobility?
Of course I'm focusing on my core. I feel like my abs are very weak. I'm really thin right now and I still can't see much abdominal mass.
>>39363148
stretch everyday and start with bodyweight exercies. Pushups, pullups situps
>>39363154
I need to find a complete stretch guide.
>>39363148
ss+gomad would be a good start
consult rippletits for any further Q's
How do I take this winstrol I bought it but don't know how to use it
>>39363134
I'm thinking about throwing it away desu unless someone wants to take it off my hands
>>39363134
Looks like a pill. My guess is you take it orally.
>>39363179
Just don't want my dick to break and wake up in night sweats and acne and what happens when I run out? The dude who gave it to me lost his mind and now wipes his ass with a towel rag