Sup /fit/ havent been on in a while, want to see a good tinder thread.
Someone want to tell me if I am fucking it up or not?
>>39370559
why should wymen respect you with an opener like that
Too many emojis. Idk be a bit more assertive (not like redpill assertive, don't be a giant dick)
>>39370568
Only used this one once. Im just being honest, I personally find her very attractive.
Hey /fit/. I just overate the shit out of pizza and now feel like im pregenant, finding it really hard to get up and do my pullups for the day.
What do you guys do when you feel too bloated to work out?
>>39370340
>tfw just ate 10^10^10^10^10^Graham's number yottatonnes of peanut butter by accident
>overate pizza
Get out of my board, CHAD
>>39370340
work out anyway.
How does one go about getting a shoulder span such as the one in Pic Related?
this cunt went on the juice for a few years, cunt exploded, was a fucking hulk
now his off the gear and shrunk back down to a skeleton
>>39370210
talk to your diary
>>39370210
go back in a time machine and get a parent with broad shoulders.
Hey /fit/, ive been fat my whole life, until i started lurking and decided to get my shit together, now should I bulk or cut?
Also, general skinnyfat thread
>>39370036
you should work out.
>>39370036
bulking and cutting are for people who already fucking workout. you just need to go lift heavy things and put them down for a while
>>39370036
you should work out.
How did this guy become so alpha?
>>39369948
Determination and willingness to strive to become something better than a basement dweller. He could have not lifted at all and been just as alpha, but lifting is what zyzz chose to achieve the goals he wanted. You can't lift, eat well, look good, dress nice, smell good, do right and talk well if you don't ever take a step forward. That mindset is exactly why so many people on this board have difficulties engaging and getting the attention they crave. You need to take the plunge and step forward and make the effort to engage and be engaging and be someone worth knowing, everything you do in preparation for it is great and can be an added bonus but if you have a nice beautiful tree house with no ladder with which to climb to the door then you will just have something pretty to look at and wonder what if.
y is this a thread again
nobody gives a fuck about zyzz anymore man let it go
sage
>>39369948
He didn't. If you'd ever actually met him you'd realise just how hard he tried to project that image, it was awkward at times. Admired his self-discipline though.
How bad is diet soda for you?
Meh. The acid ain't good, but other than that it's fine
hardly at all, but it's still a meme drink
Nothing.
Aspartame is only dangerous after like 1000X a daily dose.
Drink it all you want.
Might yellow your teeth a bit
How do I get this body?
>>39369825
bust your ass at work for a few ears, then take a long vacay.
How do i into kissinger mode
>>39369825
Sit around at the beach all day
going to a specialist in 4 weeks, what do
>>39369699
Could be an abscess, in which case you cannot wait for 4 weeks. Have you actually had it evaluated by a real physician? If this is an abscess then you must start antibiotics. If it gets worse then you will need surgery and an admission to the hospital for IV antibiotics. You must get it checked out.
Or it could just be lymphadenopathy.
>>39369699
Trust the specialist I guess.
It's probably swollen facial lymph nodes due you injecting yourself with Malaysian bathtub-brew roids on a regular basis.
>>39369699
Stop injecting poison tren faget. srs tho kys.
whats the exercise we do at the gym that gets rid of love handles?
Whatever exercise that makes you lose weight
calorie deficit
Cardio fuckhead
>tfw stupid
>tfw always ask stupid questions
>tfw known as that stupid guy at work even when I try
>tfw I barely passed school
>tfw short bus
>tfw everyone thinks I'm joking and messing around when really I'm an idiot who can't into critical thinking
lifting will never fix this side of me
get as hot as you can and find a qt scientist wife and have kids, then your children will be smart and you will be happy knowing they will not have to face this problem as you did
>>39369514
This. Intelligence is largely inherited from the mother anyway. Be the arm candy anon, it's almost 2017
take some nootropics like zma, huperzine, or alpha gpc for cognitive health and brain gains.
i take this product and its the shit. like legal adderall(although not as strong) thats actually good for you,
Hello /fit/
I can't run for shit
So I decided to consult /fit/
It would make me extremely happy
If you took the time to give me information
To become better at running
So I can become cunning
>>39369464
The autism is slowing you down
For your rhyming I deigned to reply.
And appreciate you for not being so shy.
Though I am irritable and this will be tricky.
So please fuck off and read the sticky.
>>39369464
Well... what's holding you back? Hauling too much weight? Bad joints? Lack of will? Does it do this thing where your muscles ache and you have trouble breathing?
How concerned should I be that my poops have more blood than stool?
>>39369411
id say at least a 7/10. go to a doctor m8
>>39369416
I live in America, so that's probably not the best option. Is there anything in particular I should be concerned about?
>>39369516
You went to harsh on your rectum
go to the doctor or die from infection
Quitting this fucking meme drink. How do I get natty energy instead?
>>39369393
You already know.
>that first sip
>>39369393
Get better sleep.
>>39369393
Why wouldn't you drink the best drink on Earth?
Can anyone get big like this Scandinavian man with hard work and effort?
niggers do it without even trying
>techno viking
is this the early 2000's again?
>big
lel
who was the manlet that used to post here years ago who was kinda shredded but also a midge and kinda looked like a monkey but gave good advice and we drove him away anyway
Tinychimp?
If this is a real question, it's Tinytrip
>>39369054
masT still posts here and he never gives advice