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Lets stop the virgin meme 2016-11-10 14:51:43 Post No.39372641
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Lets stop the virgin meme 2016-11-10 14:51:43 Post No.39372641
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Lets stop the virgin meme
Anonymous
2016-11-10 14:51:43
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To all the beautiful and nonexistent women browsing fit, to all the sadcunts and similar cunts...
Virgins are best in sex:
here's why:
>will take tips on how to make it better for both of you
>extra vibrations from anxiety shakes (muh first time)
>adamantium erections and several cumming's one after another
>doesnt know if you suck cuz no beforehand experience
>guarantee he will cum, you dont need to feel like you have to make him cum
>wild bush (its coming back godammit)
>will cook breakfast for you and feed your lil ass
>FIT and endurance wise can go all night
>superior aesthetics to fashion faggot you dated before (body wise hahaha)
Only downside is hygiene, some people havent got the knack for it, but if you come here you prolly use 3 deodorants and shower after every shitpost.
EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARENT PURSUING VIRGINS and post your tits and ass SFW.
Fit related - what would be 3 exercise you would do if you had to choose only 3 for the rest of your life?
>pullup, squatting cement bags between chairs, pushup
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>>39372641
Im probably gonna be a virign for the rest of my life :(
>deadlift hnnnnng, bent over rows, bench press
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Deadlift
Bench
Pull up
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>>39372641
t. Virgin
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Achievable natty?
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>>39372297
only on dat dere celltech
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>>39372297
No his delts are a dead giveaway he does roids
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>>39372312
Damn really? Only his delts? Thought he was natty because in an interview he was asked if he used any performance enhancing drugs he answered no
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why are you guys so gay
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ioonoo
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>>39372291
Cuz sperm is good proton source
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>>39372291
cause cum cums give me muscles, why aren't you gay?
Is this still skelly?
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You look like me and I've literally never lifted
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>>39372314
Post picture and why are you even on this board?
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>>39372251
spooky
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Who's the biggest guy on /fit/ right now?
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me
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>>39372371
No. me
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masT
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Ok alpha/fit/izines if you had my body what would you improve? Need your pro opinion. Any critiques welcome no matter how harsh they are.
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Cut fat, incline bench, more abs
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I would include legs in the pic.
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>>39372107
uh everything? you don't look like someone who works out at all. i've seen people who only run that have more muscle mass. just having abs doesn't automatically make you fit.
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Are you lurking? Just wanted to let you know that I think of you a lot
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>>39372000
that girl should get her filthy ass off of that mediocre pile of books
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>>39372000
nice gyno fag
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Hey guys just going to be dumping my personal OC collection of fitness memes hope you enjoy feel free to save and share with friends or other board thanks!
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Hey /fit/,
first time posting here
yesterday i started a thread on /b/ about how bad i feel atm
some ppl literally posted paragraphs of how and why i should start working out.
They told me to start lifting
>be me, be fat, feeling fkn uncomfy doing sports in public
so i decided to do some cardio on the cross trainer we got at home
>standing up
>feeling like shit
>30 mins of "running" (never done sports in month)
>takeing a shower
>feeling not that bad actually
want to do breakfast now pic related
is it good/ bad? atm i only want to loose weight to feel comfy enough to go to a gym and start lifting
any tips/advice?
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>>39371742
read the fucking sticky
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>>39371742
>any tips/advice?
Yeah, get off /fit/. In the last 5 years I've been doing this, I've never learnt a single piece of valuable information from this board. Google what you want the answers to and do your own research. What you need to learn about is 'Calories in/calories out', Google that and make a myfitnesspal account, download their app and start losing weight.
Don't trust /fit/.
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>>39371761
This
The only advice you should get from strangers, is NOT taking advice from strangers (especially fitness advice from anonymous strangers)
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Not a single match on tinder
Will reaching 1/2/3/4 plates give me matches?
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>>39371734
No amount of strength can fix your autism
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>>39371734
Without paying out cash, that shit takes forever. Old tinder used to give me matches within the hour, would be banging chicks within 2. Now it takes a week to get the same number of matches. Fuck it.
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>on tinder, set to discover both men and women
>match with every single male that I swipe right
>rarely get matched with women and when I do, they act like I'm thete purely to entertain them while they don't contribute with shit
>go on gay dating site
>literally showered by pms
>everyone is super nice and even male model looking dudes are into me
>do same thing in straight dating site
>literally feels like a graveyard
Why are women of todays society such entitled shallow twats? Is this our fault? Most men put pussy on pedestal and praise women purely for having a vagina. If you do this shit then fucking stop. Have some respect for yourself.
Also is there any exercises that will make me more attracted to men?
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anybody else get lowered libido when on a cut?
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fit pls
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No lol
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Yea
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/fit/, how do you focus during your lifts? What do you think of? My mind constantly wanders off, and lose motivation in the middle of my lift. I finish it, but there is no relief. no motivation. I feel hollow during lifting. How do you keep your thoughts at lifting /fit/?
pic somewhat related
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>>39371501
1. The rep number
2. The muscle
There's no room for feels when you focus
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Listen to music with a ryhthmic beat
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>>39371501
I constantly think about and make sure my form is 100%
then I invision Mark Rippetoe telling me my form is shit
then I invision /fit/ doing the same then telling me to kill myself
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>20 minutes ago
>Be deadlifting in gym
>Going for 5 reps
>4th rep is reeeeally slow
>Shit, how am I gonna get this 5th rep?
>Remember that Trump is now our president
>Think of his underdog path to victory
>Rip that 5th rep like it was my first
Seriously, is there any better feeling than lifting for our new leader?
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i fuckin feel u mate
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>>39371473
Good job anon. Pump for Trump.
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>>39371473
Been like that for the last two days by me. I can't stop smiling. I have the biggest shit eating grin everywhere I go and I'm not even American.
But I'll be moving to America in 12 days and I'm excited af.
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Most stupid "brosience" shit you've heard
Give me your best brosience stories
>skeleton asks what he can do to gain some weight
>"Drink more milk dude."
>"I ain't drinkin no milk! That shit comes out of tits. I don't want to get manboobs!"
He got laughed at, but defended his point with the scientific argument that "because milk is produced in tits, it will give you breast hormones"...
Another one:
>Friend and I walked home from gym after leg day
>Told him that I want too take a warm bath at home because that's what I do after leg days
>He goes apeshit because apparently hot water will destroy protein and therefor I would make no gains.
How can people be this stupid? There are places on earth with temperatures above 40c° and people are making excellent gains there!
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If I wanted to laugh I'd ask for your one rep maxes.
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>>39371456
Holy shit
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Ugh, why the fuck do some fools use gold bronzer?
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>tfw you dream of the perfect girl
>you're deeply in love with her
>you're so happy
>but then you wake up
I can't deal with this feel brahs, gotta go to the gym to forget this shit
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>>39371217
I once had a dream that I bumped into my 4th grade crush. I was going to leave my IRL wife to be with her and fell in love yada yada.
Woke up depressed and with a sense of longing for a person I really don't know lmao. Even looked her up on Facebook and found her but left it at that.
Passed after a day.
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Why the fuck is this on /fit/ you full no homo faggot
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>tfw you dream of the perfect girl
>you're deeply in love with her
>you're so happy
>then you wake up and she's still there, next to you
Trust in time and be a good person.