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To all the beautiful and nonexistent women browsing fit, to all the sadcunts and similar cunts...
Virgins are best in sex:
here's why:
>will take tips on how to make it better for both of you
>extra vibrations from anxiety shakes (muh first time)
>adamantium erections and several cumming's one after another
>doesnt know if you suck cuz no beforehand experience
>guarantee he will cum, you dont need to feel like you have to make him cum
>wild bush (its coming back godammit)
>will cook breakfast for you and feed your lil ass
>FIT and endurance wise can go all night
>superior aesthetics to fashion faggot you dated before (body wise hahaha)
Only downside is hygiene, some people havent got the knack for it, but if you come here you prolly use 3 deodorants and shower after every shitpost.
EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARENT PURSUING VIRGINS and post your tits and ass SFW.
Fit related - what would be 3 exercise you would do if you had to choose only 3 for the rest of your life?
>pullup, squatting cement bags between chairs, pushup
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>>39372641
Im probably gonna be a virign for the rest of my life :(
>deadlift hnnnnng, bent over rows, bench press
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Deadlift
Bench
Pull up
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>>39372641
t. Virgin
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>>39372739
Why nothing for legs? >>39372721
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>>39372751
huh? but i got diddies
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>>39372641
This is the worst thread I've ever seen in my whole life. I really mean that.
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>>39372775
Im glad you shared it with the class Ethan.
Now sit down.
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>>39372641
>doesn't know if you stick cuz no beforehand experience
Alternatively:
>is a miserable unappreciative little shit if you are good because they don't know any better
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>>39372803
Also virgins are fucking selfish lovers
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>>39372803
Why does 4chan always has to see the dark side in everything?
Jesus....
TRUE LUB > ALL
post ur exercises bitch
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>>39372817
How do you know?
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this thread is so pathethic lol
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>>39372829
From having sex with two. I understand it:
"Hey this feels really great, give me more of this! Yeah yeah, we'll worry about you in a minute. Right now I'm really enjoying all these me feelings."
It just gets really damn tedious after a while
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>when you see a guy doing the virgin walk
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>>39372865
And yet you kept comming back to the virgin land.
Why? Did you know beforehand they were V?
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>>39372915
love this meme, especially when he does the virgin shitpost.
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>>39372982
Hello virgin
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>>39372865
lemme guess, they didnt want to lick your pussy?
>>39372989
hi hahahaha
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>>39372641
>extra vibrations from anxiety shakes
and that is why you will stay virgin forever
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>>39373023
I can always hire a hooker.
For now Im okay with hard mode.
I plan to lose it with a 9/10 at least so I dont mind you chubby fuckers gloating over here.
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>>39373037
>I plan to lose it with a 9/10
You plan to become Grand wizard of Cu Cuck Clan
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>>39372641
What the fuck am I reading, exactly?
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