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Most stupid "brosience" shit you've heard
Give me your best brosience stories
>skeleton asks what he can do to gain some weight
>"Drink more milk dude."
>"I ain't drinkin no milk! That shit comes out of tits. I don't want to get manboobs!"
He got laughed at, but defended his point with the scientific argument that "because milk is produced in tits, it will give you breast hormones"...
Another one:
>Friend and I walked home from gym after leg day
>Told him that I want too take a warm bath at home because that's what I do after leg days
>He goes apeshit because apparently hot water will destroy protein and therefor I would make no gains.
How can people be this stupid? There are places on earth with temperatures above 40c° and people are making excellent gains there!
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If I wanted to laugh I'd ask for your one rep maxes.
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>>39371456
Holy shit
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Ugh, why the fuck do some fools use gold bronzer?
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>>39371444
Breaking down protein is the bread and butter of the broscience community
>no microwave
>no sauna
> no hot drinks after working out
All of these I heard from what i can only assume to be a recovering cancer patient
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>>39371466
bad white balance (I'm meaning camera settings, not white to poc ratio)
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