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>>39650891
underrated kek

>>39650891
That looks like a leftovers curselax.

I'd go with a SpAt Lucario for type defense. Probably calm mind into aura sphere.

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>>39650891
Holy shit. She got out of the hospital and her forehead continues to grow.

>>39650476
measure it and plug it into your nutritional counter. it won't kill u m8

>>39650476
I just put some in my plain greek yogurt.

Unfortunately it came out way fucking faster than I thought it would and my yoghurt became a god damn sugar soup. Fuck my life and my macros apparently.

>>39650498
Alright will do, thanks lads

best fit sport is called masturbation

Honestly? Because I started playing when I was 4 but then my parents got divorced, me and my mom moved and there was no longer a dad to keep me in sports.

Fuck

>>39650427
I like my teeth.

Once a manlet, always a manlet.

>deny your body the nutrition it needs
>will I grow taller guiz????

Hmmm gee whiz who knows man?

>>39650297
do some research

>>39649635
500lb deadlift and proficient only. how fat r u cunt

>>39649635
>those stats
>only proficient

>>>/fit/fph

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manlet reporting in

>>39649436
Did you blend it with ice?

>>39649436
I have the exact same pre. Just mix it with cold water.

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you put it in milk

>>39649345
what the fuck is growing on the bottom of your jaw mang.

>>39649345
So why are you posting then?

No clue man, I've yet to shave my head but I will be soon due to balding
I've started wearing hats because I'm frightened of a bald spot forming, will probably continue to wear hats when I get my hair buzzed.

>>39648926
Even with my hair buzzed now I don't feel comfortable going out in public without some sort of hat or luckily a beanie because of the temp being so low where I live.

Idk man, I have beautiful long hair and people love it. Absolutely no capacity for impressive facial hair, though, so I take the good with the bad.

Bench was going to be my answer but the pushup has an awesome humility to it.

I have it. Forgot about using them consistently. Don't know if it helped.

>>39647803
Have you made any jaw gains from anything else? if so, what?

Haven't tried falim, but ive chewed pure mastic gum.
I can chew it for about 6 hours before my jaw is sore as fuck. Get some pretty good DOMS from it

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>peak hour for the gym
>basically every machine is being used
>Some fucker is deadlifting maybe 120 pounds DIRECTLY in-front of the squat rack
>there's a spare barbell in the corner
>ask him to back up a bit so I can squat
>"Relax bro, I'm almost done"
>Continues to lift babyweights for almost 10 minutes

>indoor track because 20 deg outside
>everyone is running clockwise in the outer two lanes or walking clockwise in the inner lane
>except for one pair of asians
>who are doing lunges
>counterclockwise in the outer lane
Every single time

>>39647737
Fencers probably. Asians love it.

>>39642278
I'm 45kgs so probably the dog, maybe if I had something to beat him with I'd win

dog doesnt have a chance

man just pins it on the floor and squuezes its chest until it dies

one hand around its throat and strangle it

bear hug it with both arms until it suffocates

throw it away from you so gravity injures it

throw it up in the air so gravity hurts it

kick it as hard as you can once or twice and its dead

kick it in the chest and its dead

grab it by any limb or tail and start swinging it above your head

grab its neck and snap it

break its spine

the only thing that would stop a man from winning this fight is mans brain and his flight response

any man using 100% of his strength and feeling confident enough to fight the dog should have the killing action executed and the dog dead within a minute

men lose becausee they are afraid of dogs and would run away from it

>>39642449
>any man using 100% of his strength and feeling confident enough to fight the dog should have the killing action executed and the dog dead within a minute
pretty much. you probably wont walk away unscathed but unless it gets your throat you win

>>39641342
all right, I always enjoy reading about my brethren getting mired, while I dream of making it, so I'll try to kick this one off.
I'm not getting mired a lot, been lifting for a bit over a year and usually hiding power levels.

> two weeks ago, christmas party with the company I work for
> preparty at my place because of good location in regards to next venue
> drinking and having fun, three girls - four guys including me, all girls are married
> spill beer on my shirt, boss man suggest I change right away before we leave
> rip shirt off, female colleague gasps and yells "WOOW, ANON YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!"
> pretend I don't understand what she's trying to say and put on new shirt pretty fast
> female colleague keeps going on about how good I smell for the rest of the night

So now I've established two great ways to take my shirt off in front of girls.
1. spilling something on it
2. wearing it inside out and waiting for someone to notice and tell you
Any other ideas?

>>39641422
You're autistic

>>39641461
You're jelly

top kek

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>>39638713
>mfw gym rat

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>tfw doing SS

>>39635444
because im stupid and lazy

>>39635444
I am. I'm also obese. Also, not /fit/ related.

>>39635444
Because I love the freedom I have as NEET. Ever working makes me work-able and will no longer let me get welfare.

182cm here
God of Manlets, brehs.

5'7

>>39632195
10/10 would mire

>>39632181
Is that young Rhonda Rousey btw?