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>>40181643
>according to science its literally impossible to become like batman

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>>40181668
>you will never be the Batman

>>40181643
Batman is a taintlet

Length of cock?

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>always think my dick is 6.5''
>go to doctor
>he gets it hard and measures it
>5.9''

I've been measured 6'2" several times and I went to a doctor for a sports physical and they told me I was 6'0". Went home and measured myself again and got 6'2". They don't really pay that much attention or think that people care that much about their height, like so many of the autistic fags on here.

>there are literally people in 1st world counties who get excited about gaining weight

How much of a failure does one have to be to see this as an achievement. Nigger just eat like normal adult person does in 1st world countries and you'll be 50 pounds overweight in no time.

>>40181558
if you bulk look to gain 1 lbs (around 0.5 kg) per week at most. anything over is just fat for the most part, unless you're on gear

>>40181594
That's still all mostly fat even if the person is in noob gains phase

>>40181350
crossfit

>>40181350
see your pics before lifting
works every time
if it wont you are fucked

>>40181376
Actually good advice m80

I would've laughed too because that's a funny response. you sound like the autist here

>>40181076
Should've asked if he's feeling fit.

>>40181076
that was me and i have some social anxiety
Btw why r u on here u r literally a 5'8 dyel manlet like who the fuck are you making fun of

How do you spend an entire day on this website? You must be doing other stuff while browsing 4chan, right?

>todays my birthday
>"I'm going to do a bunch of stuff I actually want to do today! Okay here's a list of-"
>just fapped and now on /fit/ and about to watch harem anime

Why did I think today would be different?

>>40181615
youtube and chess mostly, but yeah

>>40180664
if you do them on friday after your main workout it should be fine. if you add them before then it depends for how long you have been lifting

nobody can tell you how you will react and how your progress will be affected by it. you have to try for yourself and see what's best for you

you're supposed to do chins on clean day anyway.

>>40180664
No, it's completely fine. Doing a few sets of curls twice a week isn't going to stall your deadlift. I would also add calf raises somewhere.

The Army loves rope climbing, get their dicks real hard. I was very good at it, got a little bullshit award and everything.

I think it's great exercise, and pretty fun.

Its just technique, nothing else.

>>40180180
I don't know about rope climbing but i can piss up a rope pretty good!

>>40180089
my stomach

>>40180089

>He wants to walk around with his own food xD

Do you know how many people will be laughing at you, you fucking autist.

>>40180089
I just don't eat while I'm at work and keep some PB in my car in case of emergency.

>>40179695
genetics
don't eat a lot
surf

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>take estrogen
>do cardio
>remove body hair

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I want to love Alexis so bad

>>40179649
Water and water.

1 cup of coffee in the morning because I like the taste and smell.

Sometimes I'll have sweet tea, y'all.

>>40179649
water all day the 90cal soda.

>>40179662
sweet tea is an abomination, I'm glad I escaped the south

>>40179453
Left - taste like carbonated piss
Right - taste like orange juice

Red sips is best sips

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>those first sips

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ONE MONTH TO GO, BOYS

>>40179356
eat more sleep more
/thread

>>40179356

If you are consistent and dedicated to gym then you are walking near the right path already.

I noticed that I would lift heavier and feel better when there are people near me who is close to my age, I think I was subconsciously showing off.

most of time when I'm alone I feel lazy af and would sometimes ditch accessories

>fat autist who sometimes lifts
Me, I guess

michael cera

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>>40179343
Spinner Dunn

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>>40179316
nice try pencil dick. this is what they want

>>40179316

yeah and I want a submissive but intelligent and at times dominant girlfriend who's at least an 8/10 in the face with a decent body who I have near perfect communication with

>implying either sex gets dreamboat

>>40179346
God I'd go to town in that bulge.