>Another day wasted on 4chan when I could have been learning a valuable skill or at least making money
pls dont make me face the realities of my life ever again
Thank you for making me face the realities of my life. I shall endeavor to change and be the man I want to be. Good bye
ya but what? what valuable skill is there to learn?
>be no one else
>have my fwb come over to have breakfast
>we get some cuddling then she leaves
>head to gym
>texting with her
>"anon today that I touched your butt it feels super good!"
>pic related is mfw
ITT times you got recently mired
I don't get mired.
Also bump.
some girl was looking at me at the gym today but I'm pretty skelly/ottermode so idk
she passed by me and went to bathroom
possible mire
>>40185530
My mother told me to buy clothes that fit, preferably not from rummage sales.
what mode is this, /fit/?
european greek god mode
>>40184483
steal yo girl mode
OP mode aka faggot mode
This is what most girls want
true and i have already achieved it
>>40184388
Am I almost there?
post proof you didn't skip leg day
>>40181667
>my leg day only consists of 10,000 calf raises
you look like an asterix the gaul character
nigger what the fuck
I think I'm able to beat a tiger with bare hands.
No kidding.
I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the tiger is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a tiger with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
>>40180955
I know this is bait but it's an excuse to post jacked cats so w/e.
No 180lb weakling is going to fight this thing.
ok but can shurley you cannot deafeat my cat girl girlfriendo. just look at her.
>>40180989
But Anon, that's degenerate!
Have you made it according to normie standards?
i don't have a gf, no
>>40178572
I can't build any of the cool stuff he makes but if I stood there holding a stick like that I would look like a roided freak compared to him.
According to normie standards, it's impossible that I never played football or wrestled in high school.
is this natty?
No, not unless he's been lifting for 10 years minimum.
>>40177808
most likely, you could get that within 6 months with GOMAD + SS from either skeleton or fatass
I'd laugh if anyone roided and only looked like that desu
>>40177808
Not even close
/CBT/ - Better than 90% of fit edition
>>40172924
>knock-kneed
The* 90% of /fit/
>>40172924
>/CBT/ - Better than 90% of fit edition
You're right, 90â„… of /fit/ is probably better than you
CBT - NATTY EDITION
Come on natty brahs
>>40171983
POO IN LOO
>>40172083
U mirin my poo?
> Make all the right flags with a girl
> One day, trigger a wrong flag and lose your entire progress that you have made
Feels bad man
>>40189318
She should be raising your flag. Not the other way round. Cuck
>find perfect 9/10 qt
>she loves me and so do i
>go to beaches together, movies, hikes
>even get her to go to the gym with me
>sex is amazing, like no other girl ive been with
>one day power outage
>tfw i never saved the progress once
>>40189318
doesnt work that way bruh, if you had a shot you wouldnt be "losing progress" with a mistake (after she sends you back to back texts)
So it sounds like you never had a chance but she didnt want to tell you and now shes got an out.
>tfw manlet 5ft8
>tfw dicklet small thin 5 inch cock
>tfw super swole from lifting for 4 years
>tfw get laid but everyone laughs at my cock
>tfw spend hours angry at everyone in the world and work insanely hard each day so i can find love
> can't date women because they are biologically made to not stay with one person
> can't date a tranny because my cocks smaller than theirs
> can't date a decemt guy because aids
>hear girls say they feel sorry for people with small dicks
>too old to transition to tranny [25]
>legitimately near retarded but self taught myswlf japanese and im swole
Im trying to become rich but is having a small penis legit the worse genetics ever?
Legit living in hell here.
>he doesnt yet realize the pursuit of happiness via the highway of love is a terrible and delusional pursuit created by the media and society's hypocrisy
just kys
You can try to make your dick bigger,look it up online
Even though that would be a bizarre reason to transition 2 tranny, 30 is too late not 25
>that guy who sings justin bieber songs at the gym
>that guy who does steroids and claims to be natural at every chance to being it up when every single person knows he's on gear
>mfw i call him a fucking liar
>that guy who pretends not to find strong women attractive
>>40188710
Is this a new meme?
>>40188720
If I ever met a woman that lifts ill prolly spill spaghetty like cray
>go to chad
>redguards everywhere
>lifting lmao8rocks
>see child soldier
>arrests me for insufficient gains
>takes me to the Village Chief
>his name is chad
>not related to the countrys name, just a coincidence
>child soldiers name also chad
>kinda looks like a chad-to-be
>actually everyones name is chad
>huge coincidence
>friends get roasted over the fire and consumed for their gains
>i am sent back to tell the tale
>>40188616
IN THE LAND OF GAINZ
>>40188638
THERE WAS A MAN
NO NATIVE
FOREIGN
AND FULL OF DREAD
TRY AS HE MIGHT TO BUY A BITE
HE FOUND
YES HE FOUND
THERE WAS NO BREAD
IN THE LAND OF GAINZ
NAMED CHAD
ALL THERE LIFT
AND LIFT LIKE MAD
MUSCLES EVERY WHERE
WHAT WAS THAT, A BEAR?
NO A MAN
AND NATTY THAT
EVERYONE IS BUILT LIKE SHAQ
IN THE LAND OF GAINZ
>be me mid bulk
>go to make my morning oats
>only have 1/3 of a cup, need full cup
>see flatmate has almost a full bag of oats
>walk into lounge and ask "hey bro you mind if I borrow some of your oats"
>he tells me no and that they're his oats
>I can't tell if he's being serious so I assure him I only need a small amount of oats
>he tells me I should have gotten my own oats then he doesn't have any to spare
Unbelievable, have any of you ever had someone get in the way of your gains?
>>40188611
>Not just taking 2/3 of a cup
Beta faggot, he's obviously the alpha of the house now better pepper your angus.
>>40188611
stop posting this
>>40188652
Brother please are we not to share in this sun, in these simple pleasures, and these oats, brother, , , ,