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>be 5'10 manlet
>claim I'm 6'1
>watch you sweat

>>40176129
shut up giraffe

>be 7'2"
>claim to be 6'1" in front of manlets
>watch their entire persona dissolve from the realization that they manlets

>>40176008
>Nazi frog
>>>/pol/

>>40176008
>nazi frog
fuk off to pol chumpturd

>>40176023
Where do you see a frog?

I lift in skate shoes.

Run in them too.

>>40175695
same i lift in just normal flat shoes

>>40175678
i have adipowers and i like them a lot and i don't even squat heavy

get fukt

>>40175615
stop fapping

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Degenerates like you belong in a cross

>>40175618
I mean I'll try that but that seems garbage. Hopefully it helps

1.) you jerk off beforehand if you know you are going to get laid

2.) just bust a nut and go again. she won't mind as long as it doesn't take you more than 10 mins to get hard again

works for me anyways

>>40175128
Learn how to go more than one round.

I had the problem of shooting a little too quick but then I would just give her the ol' lickaroo until I got hard again and then I lasted longer.

I had a couple girls tell me that it was actually a turn on for them that I was so attracted to them that I would blow my load right away and still go another round to get them off.

Stop being insecure about it and never fucking apologize. Just keep going. If you can't keep going with your hips then use your lips. She won't be mad and you'll eventually stop doing it once you're used to sex and naked ladies.

You ejaculate into her pussy the first time and then keep going because you're a high test alpha male, oh wait you're all manchildren with more estrogen than testosterone.

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Google stomach vacuums, do them every single day to tighten your entire core and you will look much better.

>>40174239
why do women always call their stomachs tummys

thats something you use in 1st grade when you dont know how to speak like an adult yet

weirds me out every time

>>40174255
turns me on desu

Dont get a tat

>>40173935
what if you regret it dude

>>40173970
Wanted this for 10 years and counting. Wont regret it. The design means a lot to me.

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>I don't want to get too big and stronk

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>Overtraining.

I don't go to the gym because I don't want to become a muscle monster, ladies like a guy who's toned. That's why I do CrossFit(TM).

today is day 30 for me, i feel my same shitty self

>>40173281
don't watch porn casually and don't masturbate out of boredom. you'll feel better. no need for extremes.

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Pfff, once you get to 90 days like me. You'll start to feel your brain functioning increase. Currently I'm already bending spoons with my powers, but I've seen posts from other guys who've been able to lift up cars by their 70th day.

>tfw brainlet

I don't know about this particular product, but I have seen similar devices for exercising jaw muscles over the years. I've never seen anyone using one in a gym, however.

Welcome to the Dislocation Depot.

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>Buy roids
>Buy Jawzrsize
>Inject roids
>Eat at surplus
>Use it every day all the time

What will happen???

>>40171729
Be a winner.

Don't even dare utter it. I know you want to.

>>40171729
Lays potato chips.

>>40171749
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPTTTTF

>>40169135
after. depending on how much before workout you do it you'll be tired

>>40169135
this wikihow is hilarious

>Ask your partner, “Is now a good time to watch pornography?”

>>40169135
Before. Masturbating to climax reduces peak testosterone for 2-3 hours afterwards, if you lift without masturbating before hand you have that test boost and are basically cheating.

>>40168527
Are you happy about it? Literally all that matters.

That's more than probably 99% of the world can do so I'd say yes

>>40168527
Yeah, 400+ is not easy.

from the start of 2017 until this Wednesday I was trying out being vegetarian and I noticed literally no change other than less stamina and more gas, I was on the same macros as always, and I am now wise to this shill.

>>40166539
just listen to him

even his voice is that of a low-energy beta male. monotone, provokes no emotion other than boredom and annoyance. also, he literally looks like a green nigger goblin.

I don't feel like i have to belong to some group. I already eat mostly plant-based, but every now and then i eat some cheese, milk, chicken or fish. I also don't reject meaty foods when i'm eating at my friends house etc.

Being 90% plant-based works for me

praise kek

>>40178330
I would really love if he made an actual youtube channel, seems like a really funny and likeable guy.

>>40178398
why he's just another sand nigger