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She got her good dicking and now wants to be in the warmth of your safety, either as a friend or to fuck again. Your choice.

>>16589398
It sounds like she's just coming to you when she needs an emotional pick-me-up, to know that she's still wanted by someone. She's just using you. I wouldn't even be surprised if you had broken up so that she could try pursuing things with other people, but now that it's not working out, she thinks she can come back. She probably expects you to just take her back, without complaint.

I am gonna try to keep it short and need you to read carefully.

I have been in exactly the same situation and ended up going through several breakups and getbacktogethers. Be thankful for the time with her, be thankful for a good, clean breakup. Not many people get that. Be proud that you worked on yourself, and be proud that you reflect on whats happening and are seeking advice. But do NOT have contact with her, especially do not meet her in person. She broke up with you, you owe her nothing. It is normal to be sad and to feel lonely, and she probably feels the same, that is why she wants some sort of contact. But your relationship is over, and it's never coming back.

Decline friendly and say that you moved on, then keep moving on. There are millions of nice people in this world, don't let one person destroy what you have been working on.

Good luck with your new life, OP. It is going to be great and the loneliness is going to fade away!

Ask your parents for a console for Christmas or your 14th birthday and learn how to write in the meantime.

>>16589396
Damn dude that was like, really really funny

Is there a speaker built into your motherboard or had you install one? Because that's the only way it beeps. I don't know anything about APUs. Look at the simple stuff first, check connections, different HDMI cables, set right input on monitor.

Well?

>>16589331
The lady always comes first.

Give her one or two by hand or mouth before you even think about climbing aboard.

This will guarantee that you don't cheat her, it's fun for you and pleasure for her, and it takes the pressure off you, so you are likely to last longer.

>>16589356

Are you saying give her one or two ORGASMS by hand or mouth before I climb aboard? That's gonna take ages but okay.

I don't see the problem. Isn't it a win-win situation for you if you're enjoying it and getting paid?

>>16589307
I don't really know how to explain it, but I feel extremely dirty and my depression got worse, I also fear that my parents will find out about it and they are the only people who "believe" in me, so I dont want to disappoint them. I recently had an appointment with a girl I went to school with, which really scared me for the next few weeks

What did you do for money exactly?

>>16589247
because that is their passion?

>>16589247

if you like your job you don't mind working hard.
if you don't like your job you might get a burnout or a boreout.

but i understand what you mean. every job becomes dull over time. focus on the shit that does matter, family, hobbies etc.

>>16589283
>every job becomes dull over time
Yeah, so why the fuck would someone not pick accounting or actuary and become a math teacher.

>>16589176
Self esteem.
If you need aproval, your self esteem is probably shit.
Remember, self esteem is what you think about yourself, and how much do you love yourself.

>>16589193
I'm fucking garbage. Now what?

How do you gain self esteem ?

>>16589085
boku no pico

>>16589114
no thank you not going to happen

>>16589126
whatever.
>>>/wsr/ or >>>/a/ are the places you should ask for this kind of information, /adv/ certainly isn't.

It's a paranoid delusion OP. It doesn't necessarily mean that you are going to get there, but this is a sign of developing something more sinister. Not to scare you or anything, sometimes people can have this and it doesn't develop further but you need to be aware.

But no, people cannot hear your thoughts, if people had this ability they wouldn't bother with phones, communicating through the internet, using lie detectors etc.

I'm kinda scared of this to, not to the level of OP but a lot of the time I maybe think something inappropriate, think "oh no what if the people around me, just this small group or something, can read minds" then I start thinking other thoughts to cover it up, just to be on the safe side. Sometimes it feels like the people get a little irritated with me which kinda reinforces it.

Don't be retarded?

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should i send her her christmas present /adv/?

really unsure about that.
it was supposed to be a cup with picture printed on it, an inside joke of sorts between us and a small heart, which has a small bell in it, as a small appreciation.

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>>16588938
This is a thing called women in general they won't make sense a lot of the time

>>16588945
i just don't get why her actions contradict what she said to me today.
she was always the one frowning upon girls that lead guys on, saying those were shitty people.
guess she herself is one of those actually.

it's not like she said goodbye after our first date, no, she continued, after the first times she got those thoughts she said she wanted to get in control of them.

and now, poof, gone.

get drunk

What do you feel? sad? hopeless? mad? regretful? nervous? scared?

>>16588871
are you sure you were even going out with that girl? she sounds like a robot (you're the one in blue, right?).

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>I’m a bit nervous
>Just got out of a 2 year relationship with a strict gf who hates alcohol (and fun)
>Were still chatting and I soon mention I have a masseuse license
>She immediately takes her shirt of and lies down on the bed
>I straddle her so I can massage her back easier
>The SECOND I straddle her my date comes in
>I’m in half chub at this point and don't want to make things obvious
>I accidentally say “Oh shit” really loud and she rolls her eyes at me
>”I was just getting my sweater, its cold as fuck outside”
>She leaves
>We both shrug it off and I start to massage her
>by the way, you seal the deal on a woman, learn to be a masseuse, its gold
>I finish up and lie down next to her
>She immediately grabs my face and starts kissing me
>Before we get to the sex I need to mention this girl and her hobbies
>She is a part of the Rocky Horror Picture show stuff
>Has nearly every conceivable piercing except nipples
>Loves classic rock
>Blonde hair, short body, but amazing boobs and butt
>Later on I learn she's into BDSM shit

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>Anyways, we start making out
>I’m immediately uncomfortable
>Shes beyond aggressive
>Bites my shoulder so hard I’m bleeding
>Claws at my back
>The only thing that made me not kick her out was she gave me one hell of a blowjob
>After the blowjob she rips her clothes off and wants to have sex
>No condom? Fuck it whatever
>Shes still super aggressive but easier to handle with my dick in her
>Shes also loud as a howler monkey
>I’m afraid people are going to think I’m fucking weird and I just try to kiss her to shut her the fuck up
>It’s also important to know one of my brothers brought Super Smash Brothers Melee because its just our game we do
>While we’re fucking my best friend, well call Mason, comes in without knocking and asks me “Hey Bro, wanna smash?”
>I start laughing hysterically
>He didn’t realize what was going on because we covered ourselves
>I tell him “Uhhh…. later Mason”
>He says okay in a joyous tone
>After he shuts the door, I hear a muffled “Oh shit!” outside
>Everything is so fucking weird
>I can’t cum because I’m so taken back
>After a bit I bullshit to her and say “I’m so tired”
>She agrees and kisses me goodnight
>She turns around
>”Tomorrow night?”
>I nod but in my head I’m thinking “Fucking kill me”

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>Girl A is also a 7/10 btw
>Not stunning but still definitely fuckable
>Fastforward to tomorrow morning
>I wake up and my roommates and my date and I be basic and go to Starbucks for breakfast
>After we get back the partys on
>I’m playing Kings Cup with Girl B, her friend, and one of my brothers
>I ran out of alcohol because my bitch date took it all
>Girl B looks at me and invites me to drink her alcohol instead
>Why not?
>Kings Cup goes well and Girl B’s friend and my brother leave
>Girl B and I chat in the Jacuzzi alone and we have a deep drunken conversation
>Philosophy, existentialism, all the sorts
>She is a 9.5/10 btw
>I never thought I’d be caught dead with a girl like this
>She looks at me and smiles
>She says that “I’m sexy, like intelligent sexy, and you know, just sexy in general”
>On the outside I thank her and compliment her back
>On the inside I’m fucking parading around
>Before anything starts, Girl B’s friend comes in and joins us
>Girl B backs off for now but were together taking care of her drunk friend

>she has a boyfriend of course
>Am I in the friend zone already?
Hmm, what do you think, OP?

>>16588695
I think if I was I could escape it. Maybe I should flirt harder.

>>16588691
>hit it off with this cute girl at my new job, but she has a boyfriend

Another one of these threads? Are you fucking kidding?

>/adv/ - kucks

Why the fuck is melted cheese and chocolate $100?

>>16588631
Dont know, its probably because of the location/ restaurant appeal/ overpriced

Take her out, spending time > buying shitty jacket, you can beat the stuffing out of her after you have some stuffed crabs

>>16588570
>Im over it just in case you were wondering
Your chances of getting back together are basically none.

>>16588570
Ugh, those are one of those texts that I get dizzy over and can't finish reading.

"Lack of communication" is a bullshit excuse out of a marriage, where finances are a concern. DESU she probably was bored of you.

>>16588621
>marriage
Where the fuck did you even get marriage from?

Why the fuck are you still in contact with that bitch?

>>16588557
I'm not, as I said I deleted her from everything a week ago, I thought she would get the message after that to avoid blocking her, but it seems she didn't

she sent me a message asking me why I deleted her

She's not right in the head m80.

Just ignore her until she gives up.