i dont like alcvohol please it feels sikc in my stomach i wnt weed this isnt as good i want weed:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
why cabnt i have weed why cant i have wed why ica tnwa i cant i have weed iw ant the weed fuck uk fuck US FUCK US FUCK USSS
i want weed how do i get weed i dont like aldcohol
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>>16585211
ewhy cbnt i have weed why isnt weed legal why isnt weel legal why isn w2eed legal wghy isnt weed legal :((((((((((========================================
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Get a hold of yourself op and get off the computer.
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>>16585212
wede :+))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Hey I need legal help can my job make me work from 10:45pm to 6am then have me come back in at 9am to 2:45 then on the same day 4pm to 8pm
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>>16585209
You IegaIIy need 10 hours in between shifts.
They cannot reIease you from work from this or the B B B wiII handIe them and give you hours for any time you missed as a resuIt.
Let them know, it's your right and if they don't Iike it they can get fucked. They can't do shit, don't worry about it.
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Thank you my friend
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>>16585213
That is not correct and flat out false. There are no restrictions to how many hours they can force you to work. The exception is if you're in a union job.
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i have a serious question guys and need advice.
i have a secret that i know would hurt my family and they may not trust me as much afterwards if i told them. i wont say what but it involves some perverted shit. they became suspicious of me and confronted me about a week ago, i could see in their eyes they were upset and afraid it was true. they feel terrible for thinking it about me.
they trust me 100% that it isnt true but in fact it is.. and it's hurting me that im just lying to them. what should i do? i can either keep the secret to myself and not hurt them or give them the truth and see what happens. i feel like the world's biggest cunt and it is tearing me in half.
thanks.
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>>16585179
There's no reaI \adv\ to give without getting the whoIe story. AII that can be said is to do what you think is best.
Now go do that.
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Anonymous board, still a secret.
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upskirting. they became suspicious of me doing it to a family member.
what can one do in order to meet girls? where would girls be more receptive to meeting girls?
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Volunteer at something heartwarming such as the wildlife rehabilitation clinic.
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>>16585157
>Another one of these shitty, broad, spoon feed me threads with a sociaIIy retarded OP who wants everyone to do his work.
Fuck off.
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>>16585167
Well, except for the girls meeting girls bit. Perhaps that's a typo?
>dating girl for almost a year and a half and we haven't kissed on the lips yet
>says she's too shy so she won't let me kiss her there
She was a high school senior though and 17 when we started dating, I was a sophomore in college. So it wasn't about anything physical for like the first year I dated her, it was just about being together having fun with occasional hand holding and hugging when we saw each other and said good bye after dates. I'm the first person she's had a romantic relationship with so there's that. Now we are both in college and she lets her mom control her life. I'm starting to want to do more with her but as I said she can't overcome her shyness and this control her mother has in her. She's not allowed to be alone with me when no "adults"are around at either persons house and it seems like her mom is letting me see her less and less. She's completely obedient to her mother and we can never really be alone to talk about things since she's so submissive. She still wants to do things with me since she texts me first sometimes saying she wants to do something with me, I know she's not a gold digger because she never let's me treat her to eat out easily she usally pays for herself.
Even when I try to really talk to her about things I think might be troubling her she is she doesn't open up to me. I really like this girl and of course I feel a sexual attraction, but it really makes me feel sad how she always turns her head whenever I try to kiss her lips in any situation and how she seems so closed off to me. I felt maybe I wasn't being romantic enough for her so I read a lot of books on ways to maybe make her feel beutiful and such but every time I try to set a mood she somehow ruins the mood I'm trying to set up for her.
I know I should be patient for her but it's been almost a year and a half. This last month I've been having doubts in this relationship.
I just need some advice anons.
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Break up. I'm a girl who took things slow in my first relationship, and even I think a year and a half is too long to fucking kiss. She sounds so annoying to be around, let alone to have as a partner
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A year and a half to kiss?! You guys are just friends.
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Sorry, anon. There's really not much you can do.
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What are the ACTUAL keys to success?
>Inb4 DJ Khaled bullshit
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>>16585042
If you are 16+ then you already know the keys to success.
there is no short cut other than luck.
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>>16585042
Define what success is to you first, then you find what you need to do.
Do not believe that there is something as successful in everything. Define what you want and go for it. This is your life and you need to live it.
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>>16585042
Discipline.
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So I don't know what to do every time me and my gf have sex right in the middle of it when it's really getting hot she has to stop and pee??? Wtf other time I ask her to go before but she still has to go it suck I don't even get to cum
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Pic related any fem Anoms have any thoughts
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>>16584920
Maybe she's a squirter and she's scared or embarrassed
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this is obviously a concealed dick showing off thread, but youre hitting her bladder with your big cock, yeah its so big. happy now?
/adv/ I am mad and want to know if It's justified, if I should really think of killing myself and not going through with life anymore.
I am never good at explaining myself and I have a history of being powerless and losing in everything even if I think I don't deserve it. When I was a kid for example, my friends wanted to smoke cigs, I brought them my dads lighter, we lit leaves on fire and started a forest fire, I took the blame for it all + went to juvy + the whole neighborhood hated me. Also, in math class a girl insulted me, I insulted her back to defend myself and form that day on she hated my guts, so she made a lie that I made a gun threat, my word against hers and because she's an A+ student and I am nothing but a D-C stupid waste of cum they believed her even though I never made the threat - I went to straight up juvy again, but since I was 14 I went on the bigger unit and was beaten, starved, threatened with rape and had a stomach virus the whole time and dehydrated. now I'm 19 and things seem to be going better for me, I have had a girlfriend who is really nice but the memory of her is enough to make me happy sometimes, I am getting help from people to get me a career because I apparently have depression (duh, I have failed so much how can I not have a pessimistic attitude) but I still can't seem to handle life. I am too pessimistic,
tl;dr if you don't finish reading this cause it's long, my story should at least be interesting to you, please read it. say anything, I have no friends or family. My dad and mom are in different states, the last time I was left alone I tried to kill myself, now I can't buy a gun until I'm 25 by law. I will find another way though, or wait until 25 because it's not too long.
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>>16584890
That story was short and it sucked. You were a door mat for your so caIIed friends. That thing with the girI never reaIIy happened, you can't get time for her word against yours, come on now. They are scared shitIess that you wouIdn't have enough water either, they do NOT want to be in the media because something happened to you especiaIIy something simpIe Iike Iack of water. lt's hard to beIieve any of this.
Not having a girI is fine, you can get one easy if you reaIIy try.
You're either Ietting Iife take a huge shit on you or this didn't happen. Those are the onIy options.
>You didn't even ask a question
You're not Iooking for advice then. You're just whining. Work out, focus on bettering yourseIf and stop taking shit from others. Stand up for yourseIf in a heaIthy way and buiId yourseIf up. Have a reason to be proud of yourseIf. Look back on yourseIf in a year and be proud you got somewhere. PeopIe have had MUCH worse than you. There is stiII a ton of time to better everything.
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>>16584916
You don't understand,
first, it's all true.
my question is "how do I cope" because I just felt like killing myself and have tried before many times and have scars from it, now I want to try again.
and I am suicidal very day, stop pushing this "work out" macho bullshit. I got a girlfriend and am scrawny. all I'm saying is there's no way to work on yourself, it's just egotistical nonsense.
I am working on myself but life isn't even worth living. I'm never going to get a job I enjoy, I don't ever plan to get married or bring kids into the world and I am so fucked up, anxious and "depressed" (which is really just pessimism from failing so much) and I just don't want to try anymore, so there. I am so done with life, and it only gets worse with age.
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>>16584944
>there's no way to work on yourseIf
WeII this is a fucking stupid thread.
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My fiance likes loli hentai--not strictly, but he definitely goes through phases.
Sometimes this bothers me more some times than others. While I'm unsure why that is, I do know that in my core this will quite possibly remain a sensitive subject for me, as I was sexually abused regularly from age 4-12 by my stepfather.
While I understand thinking of underage girls is against societal norms, I'm sure more men do so (in a sexual sense, of course) than admit IRL.
My fiance is honest with me about this, and we have talked about this fantasy and many more many times, but my reactions to the subject matter are inconsistent.
Sometimes I think leaving him and never dating a man again would be the easiest option. However, this seems ridiculous--I don't want fear to run my life.
Should I just accept that this is a fantasy of his (and will forever be) and share it with him sometimes for him to exercise it? Or should I accept that this is a thing I will never be 100% okay with, and submit to my emotional inconsistencies, choosing to never discuss this with him again (though accepting it)? Or...?
pls advise
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just dont have a daughter xD
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>>16584827
>dad hits me and yells at me
>gf has s&m fetish
>triggered.jpeg
>even though apparently fine relationship, leave her and never date anyone again
OP the comparison isn't the best but its close enough. You just have to get past it because you really haven't if it's bothering you this much.
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>Should I just accept that this is a fantasy of his (and will forever be) and share it with him sometimes for him to exercise it?
That sounds like a great idea. Figure out what he likes most about them and ask them why. An indepth answer might give you hints on how to steer him toward wanting you just as much.
So I was with my girlfriend for 2 1/2 years. We started off long distance but we fell in love after meeting a few times and we made the effort to see each other every week(she lived 120 miles away at the time). We were very inlove and figured "fuck the distance" and we moved in to a small apartment with each other. She found a job here and eventually i started working with her and we never had any issues working with each other. About 7 months later we decided on moving to where she was from. I wanted to get out of my town and wanted to experience a new place anyways. So we rented a house that her mother owns and I lived there until last week. I had to work a lot and I had a lot of school work (im in college) and although I didnt have much time to spend with her, the time I did I spent in my office doing stuff on the conputer instead of taking her out and spending time with her. We would get in arguments but it wasnt anything serious. She just got mad whenever I didnt do a chore right or some other small things. I was really stupid and I ended up getting 2 traffic citations for speeding up there and it took a toll on my savings. I didnt make much money and was practically living paycheck to paycheck. On top of that I found out that to get my degree faster so i could get into a university, I had to move back to my hometown for 5 months. I told her my final decision in october and she seemed upset but things remained great until a few weeks ago. I made her a big dinner one night while she was working so she could eat dinner with me when she got home but surprised me when she got out with a text saying that shes going over to her coworkers house to smoke pot. She told me her name was logan and although I find it fishy for that to be a girls name i believed her. I was mad however and i made the mistake of showing it. While she was high she texted me and asked what i was doing and i said i was packing. She came home and was upset and I apologized to her. continued...
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About 3 days later she said she wanted a break when I moved. I didnt think much of it at the time. The day i moved(last friday) as soon as I started unpacking my stuff I had realized what I just done and for the first time in years I started crying. I tried texting her and calling but she was ignoring me. It was too late. I went back because i left my car at the house and i had told her originally id spend a whole week with her since i wasnt going to be seeing her for a while. I asked her why we couldnt do a ldr and she said because she needs a break from our relationship and that she needs to focus on herself. I was very emotional and i wasnt thinking straight so i kept asking why and she said its because she doesnt know how she feels about me and she doesnt know who she is anymore and wants to find out what she wants to do in life. I started begging her to reconsider her decision but she wouldnt budge so a few days later I left. I got home and texted her saying I was sorry for begging and goodnight. She still insisted on texting me but i decided not to reply and give her her space but i went a whole day with no sleep because I couldnt stop thinking about how much of an ass i was towards her. So friday at 5 am I started driving. I got to her house at 8 and i told her that I was going to get my shit together and that im going to change and that i could always move back and i still didnt change her mind but she said in may we'll see where we are in our lives and from there we'll figure it out. I spent a few hours with her and then i left and she said while i was there not to wait for her and that we can see other people during the break. She wants a break but she keeps texting me and ive been replying but I know I shouldnt. I feel if I stop contacting her maybe she'll miss me but at the same time i feel she might forget about me even though we lived with each other for so long and loved each other so much. I honestly don't know where to go from here. What do?
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Tl;dr
Gf i lived with for 2 years wants her space but keeps mesaging my like a friend like nothing happened. What do?
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Date other girls.
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>Back in the day
>Was super skinny, former student athlete, had some muscle and was well spoken
>Women were super nice to me
>Now ex-gf even told me that she wouldn't be dating me if I weren't so good looking
>Laugh it off at the time
>Girls on the street would start conversations with me rather than vice versa
>Go for writing hardcore, devote my days and nights to it
>Become shut in who doesn't exercise, downs a ton of comfort food and shitty booze
>Don't even realize that I've gained a bunch of weight
>One day wake up and realize that my shit lifestyle has led to me gaining 50lbs
>Go outside again
>Women suddenly aren't nice to me
>What the fuck?
>Ding
>It hits me like a brick that it's my physical appearance
>I thought girls always liked me for who I was on the inside
>Finish book
>Improve my lifestyle, now run several miles a day and I'm back to working the bag every night
>Dropping the pounds
>Suddenly women are nice to me again
>Can't bring myself to respond with the same sort of genuine warmth that I used to
I can no longer bring myself to view feminine attention as a positive. How do I unfuck my view of reality?
>pic semi-related, a girl I used to date to demonstrate the caliber of difference I'm talking about
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>>16584777
Same here. You tell me. I just want to meet this crazy psycho stalker chick in the subway again. She fucking nuts and weird and crazy but maybe kinda cool too. And she has a beard, which is hot.
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I bet you treat attractive women better than unattractive women.
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Because now you see how a portion of people can be..Maybe you have shit taste in women...IM 100% sure that not all women were cold to you when you gained a few..the ones that were kind to you probably weren't "sexy". Maybe you are the problem op
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I bounce my legs up and down involuntarily, bite my nails, chew my lips, and push up my glasses literally 100% of the day. Should I see a doctor? Psychologist or neurologist?
People think I'm nervous but my legs just go. And I'll find myself spitting out a fingernail while I'm thinking "i'm doing pretty good on not biting - oh shit"
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You should call the cops
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Get the police involved. They'll know what to do.
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>>16584740
do this
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Wife was killed while visiting family in mexico by the cartels there. Been curious about death now.
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Holy shit, give a story with all the details.
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>>16584685
What do you want to know?
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I am sorry for your loss.
To some extent, what you are feeling is, if not outright normal, then at least very common in the wake of a loved one's death. Especially one as close as a spouse. But it is still cause for alarm. Please, see a grief counselor.
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Can you have a girlfriend if you have no sexual attraction towards her?
My girlfriend is traditionally "hot." Imagine a Victoria's Secret model, only 5'4" without the breast implants. Perhaps a fitspo girl. No complaints about her looks or body. I know she's attractive, but my penis feels nothing toward her. We have sex sometimes, once or twice a month, but at her initiation and it's not good as it could be.
At first I thought it was nervousness, but we've been dating 4 months and I still go flaccid when she takes off her clothes. I feel bad, because she has an amazing personality, she's kind, patient, funny and we get along so well. Our political and religious views mesh great. I just never want to fuck her.
What do, /adv?
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>>16584667
Talk to a doctor.
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>>16584692
I did. It's one of the first things I did. He said I was fine.
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>>16584698
Well, I'm not sure then. Talk to your gf about it and see if she is fine with no sex.
Also, do you masturbate? If so, have you tried stopping for a week or two?
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>guy says he is traditional, only likes wholesome women with good values
>decide to test him...
>fucks me on the first date bareback
why are men such hypocrites and so easily manipulated? Is there a way to tell if a guy is a manwhore or a nice guy?
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>>16584614
Wut. The test you should have done is make him wait. The wholesome guys will stick around longest. It worked for me.
They probably won't want someone who has already fucked other guys on the first date though.
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>>16584632
are you saying he was actually testing me the entire time?
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>>16584614
>Is there a way to tell if a guy is a manwhore or a nice guy?
There is, at least for the manwhores, but like anon said, you basically did the opposite of that. Weeding out the manwhores is a waiting game.
Weeding out the Nice Guys is much harder. No one has perfected that skill just yet.