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Try doing the same thing around her. Maybe not tumblr but whatever-else.

If not that, idk, tell her that shit stays on the Internet and not in public for a reason

I feel for u tho

>>16592528
She's older than me, I don't think she'll put much weight in impressing me or behaving around people I'd want to give a good impression on.

>>16592521
Have you tried fucking her?

You know how there are tupperware parties? You can get those for all sorts of things nowadays, including sex toys and makeup

>>16592524
Okay I've asked and it's def not
>Dildo tupperware party
>breast massage
>earlobe bleaching

Bump for knowledge

It's a great idea if that's what you get excited about. But I don't think that's the best attitude to have. Have you helped other kids with math? How do you feel about it? What's your favorite part about it?

Go to college, study math, and see where you go from there. You'll figure it out. I started off wanting to be a doctor, then a high school biology teacher, and now I'm working on my MD/PhD after realizing I loved biology so much I wanted to be a researcher and doctor.

This is coming from someone who also failed math, chemistry, and biology in high school.

I believe in you.

>>16592513
My school organised these tutoring events. I took part in them and enjoyed them.
This is the question. I am from the UK and I can pick Medicine directly after high school. My parents want me to be a doctor instead of a maths teacher for obvious reasons.

>>16592613
As someone who used to advice premed students, I got a lot of college sophomores coming to me depressed about how they really loved art of English but went premed because their parents wanted them to.

Just do what you want. It will be rough going against your parents at first but the fact that you are going to college, getting a degree, then being both happy and successful will speak volumes to them.

This is your life and your one life only. Do what you love. It's too short trying to make other people happy.

>>16592505
Weed isn't addictive.

>>16592508
It's mentally addictive for people with little self restraint like me.

The only reason I'm not high all day every day is because it's a pain to get since I'm an antisocial loner with no sources.

Weed isnt physically addictive. If you feel like you need it, its because of your own failures.

Additionally if its a big deal, don't fucking smoke. You're a grown adult, and you have less restraint than a teenager apparently.

>>16592432
What is your lie?

>>16592432
Funeral is their best album.

>>16592472
You are goddamn right. :)

>>16592334

Is my dentist just doing it wrong then? It seems like every time they do it, the pain is worse than breaking a bone, but when I tell others about it, they say the shot was nothing

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Q: What is the biological purpose of pain, OP?

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>>16592342
Does he put the pre-numbing goo in first?

Does he distract you by tugging your cheek while injecting?

Ask yourself the question: What values does he see in you? Is there any good reason that he would be really into you?

What you need to consider is whether he can take you seriously and is ok with dating a whore, because don't kid yourself, deep inside that's what he thinks of you.

I could see this working, and am routing for you. The biggest issue, is already out there, he knows what you did. It does seem hard to believe but like I said he knows you did it, you know he visits. Has he stopped? People meet under all kinds of circumstances.

>/adv/ is a single entity

>>16592295
The shitposting is real.

>>16592297
Define shitposting and explain how it applies here

>>16592208
For what purpose

>>16592208
Why are you so proud announcing it

>chatting with morally challenged attention-seeking scum
No, thanks.

If he did not tell you about a court summons you will not receive one

>>16592125
That's just it - in my hypoglycemic state, I barely remember anything he said, other than "drive safely" when he let me go.

>>16592129
He would have written you a ticket. I'm sure you would remember that or at least have a piece of paper on you that stated you were cited.

Absolutely not.

>>16591976
Wats an FWB

>>16592020
Fuck buddy.

Hell no - herpes is nothing.

>>16591953
Are you being serious anon? The stigma around it makes it sound life ruining.

>>16591958

I'm serious. One in six people in the USA have genital herpes. It's not a death sentence, or even a social death sentence. Sure there's a slight stigma, but it's totally treatable and if you have breakouts, they can go away with care.

Fact is, you'll always have the virus, but if you're upfront with your partners, wear protection, and don't treat it like a big deal, you'll be fine.

Any bitch that reacts that acts embarrassingly mean when you tell her isn't worth a go anyway. The worst she can do is say "No... sorry."

It's inconvenient and can be annoying, but it's hardly the end of the world.

For more, check out: http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes-detailed.htm

Stick it with a pin/syringe and see what drains out.

Just be sure to keep it clean afterwards and cover it up.

If if's water, it's fine. If it's pus, put some Neosporin on it. If it's green gunk, do the same.

If it doesn't go away, see a doctor. But it's probably nothing.

>>16591908
Smear it with nutella

>>16591921
This is decent advice, but please remember to clean the pin thoroughly beforehand and sterilize it with boiling water.

>>16591886
You're likely a serial killer in training. Anybody that would harm an innocent creature is not well. Get help.

Assuming you're not being an edgelord troll, let me ask you a few questions:

Do you intentionally kill them?

Do you get sexual satisfaction from killing them?

How often has this happened?

Do you feel anxious or depressed ever?

>>16591899
I doubt I'd have the balls to do any human killing. The prospect of life in prison is not appealing.

Anyone else care to make a different analysis aside from hurrrrr serial killer.

Also I'm 23 and only started the animal abuse last year. I could have started it earlier in life, but I didn't.

>>16591814
you'd know that better than me man. it's a tough decision but it should definitely be your call =/

To me that would be a pretty obvious no.

>>16591814
You'd be a drag and look like a beta in the eyes of her parents and her. Strategic withdrawal.