Hey /adv/, so I think a younger coworker might be interested in me. I'm 27 and he is 19. He has a girlfriend, however he has a been a little flirtatious with me, always teases me a little, he's always offers to do some of my assigned work for me, which I don't particularly care for, but it is a very sweet gesture. When I was bringing out the trash a few days ago, we had a conversation and all of a sudden, he just kind of whipped his dick out and took a piss on the side of the building when the bathrooms weren't really that far away. It was night, so it was dark, but he was less than maybe 10 ft away from me. Any thoughts?
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>>16584612
Would you have sex with him? Is that something youd be interested in?
>>16584612
Wow. He sounds like such a catch. But then again, you're a desperate 27 y/o heifer who has the hots for a guy who whips his dick out and pisses on the side of buildings.
You both deserve the trailer you'll soon inhabit together.
>>16584613
I might, but I'd want to see what happens. The age difference puts me in a weird moral place. And the fact that he is seeing someone.
>>16584617
Thanks. :D In retrospect it was kind of hot.
I want to go see Star Wars but I don't have a single friend and never had a girlfriend.
How do I go alone without looking like a loser?
>>16584464
I know that picture is fake, but woah that's disturbing for some reason.
a loser will always look like a loser
just embrace it bro
It will be packed you insecure faggot, no one will notice because they will be in a dark room awaiting a great movie.
I have a friends but sometimes go to the movies because they talk too much or do stupid shit during the movie. It isn't a big deal anon.
>Went on a date with this girl I met online
>she's pretty nice we hit it off (I think)
>make plans to go see a movie
>we've been texting for the past two weeks, all of a sudden she stops responding
pic related: its the last message I sent, any way I can still salvage this? If so what should I say?
>>16584324
>pls respond
protip: never mention money issues to a potential gf
>>16584324
Why do you "think" you hit it off? What's wrong?
Don't mention money problems, but its a possibility she broke her phone or got back with an ex. It could be any number of reasons. I'd just give it a week or so message again asking if everything is OK n shes still interested...if you hear back, great... If not, move on, sucks but no big deal
Convince me to get over her, /adv/. Tonight's the last night before I can never, ever speak to her again and I just want to call her so badly.
Okay, whatever good things there are about her are present in most other people. A little searching and you will find another one to moon after.
convince yourself.
>>16584276
Don't just follow her around put her picture on a pillow and fuck a hole in it
Why are american girls in their 20s so prudish? It seems like none of them are ever interested in fucking.
>>16584258
>people constantly complain about whores on this board
Maybe they just don't want sex with you anon
They are, just not with you.
Women go after/fuck the top 20% of males. If they're not in a LTR with a top tier male, they'll just get pumped and dumped until they land one and not tell anyone about it in the mean-time.
>>16584274
So 80% of guys aren't having any sex at all?
/adv/, please list reasons not to commit suicide ITT.
If you had access to an instant death machine that will kill you in the press of a button, why wouldn't you press it, anon!??
no idea man but imma lurk this thread in case someone can tell us
i also have that thought but then i think to myself how will my parents and my brothers react to it..
will they blame them self? possibly to the point their life becomes a shithole and maybe they kill themself
dying's never gonna fix problems with how you feel or situations because the situations are bad due to emotions, even if they're responses to what happened, those emotions stay with you. the problem is things don't end or immediately get better when we leave our bodies. and i hate to think about how many people only realize that until after they recognize they're still conscious after killing their body and then have all those emotions to still work through (as well as the emotions attached to killing oneself) because i'm sure it's ten times harder than doing your best in the present and practicing self-forgiveness. it's hard at first and no one's perfect but we all have to forgive ourselves and make up for our mistakes
So this super sexy girl has been fiending for my cock the last like seven years, but she's caught the ol' herps. Recently I've finally been able to put together the cash to make a three hour trip to finally make a dream real. Here's the question: is it worth it to try fucking a girl with herpes without catching it? How would one go about fucking someone with an incurable STD without catching it? Obviously the goal should probably be NOT fucking her, and I understand that, I welcome people telling me why it's a bad idea. With that said I'd also appreciate advice on how to actually do it if I decide to.
it's a bad idea because herpes.
but if you are dead set on crushing it
>condom on for the whole thing
>make sure that fucker doesn't break
>no oral without a dental dam
>no fingering without gloves or some shit like that
>wash like fuck afterwards
>get tested every 6 months for the next 3 years
I have no firsthand experience, but apparently herpes isn't too bad. you deal with some flare-ups, but you can live life fairly normally. the social stigma is the worst bit of it.
>>16584015
Hey OP
Herpes is blown out of proportion frequently, and understandably so. STDs have a very negative connotation in media for obvious reasons. Herpes in particular is probably the best STD you could get besides Chlamydia or Gonorrhea (which are tested for commonly and easily cured w/ antibiotics). The symptoms (if any are even present) are typically mild and tend to consist of some occasional itching for a week every month or two.
25% of people have the genital kind of herp, and about 75% have the oral kind. If you use a condom, you probably won't get it. If she's on the medication and you rawdog her, you almost certainly won't get it. Since she knows she has herpes, she's probably on the medication. Ask. And the thing is, if you do get herpes, it's not even that bad of a condition. The medication will control your outbreaks and make it nearly impossible to give it to someone else.
OP, I've got a question. You've had the chance to dick this girl for seven years, but you've only just now been able to afford a three hour drive to go see her? What's that about?
I've been hangin with my peeps. I got tired so I decided to leave, but I got me a bottle of beer and decided to sit alone in the street while listening to flamenco music on my mp3.
>tfw it's being one of my most enjoyable nights ever
When did things get wrong? What should I do?
>casually describing my favourite pastime as a bad thing
I don't know if I should be congratulating you or being concerned of my own life choices.
>>16583944
You also fuck with flamenco? Are you spanish my g?
>>16583951
No, I meant the whole "sitting alone by yourself in the streets listening to music and getting drunk".
This one time I was sitting alone by the side of the road 3 kilometres from the nearest city at 2 am, drunk as fuck, listening to viking metal on my phone and drawing on the street lamp's light. Some four dudes stopped their car to ask me if I was okay.
I was having the time of my fucking life.
What are some good ways to find women to have casual sex with online. Tried some like craiglist, but that's not too popular in my country (Sweden). Any advice?
Go to a bar at 2 am and find the drunkest one.
Get one with dyed hair and a lot of tattoos so you know she hates herself too much to bother to whine even if she regrets it in the morning.
Dude... that's what Tinder is for.
go on okcupid
dont fill out your profile. type out 2-3 sentences MAX
MESSAGE ALL THE WOMEN. ALL OF THEM
dont be trying to figure out their lives and seem all buddy buddy. just post random shit like I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
trust me those okcupid bitches love that shit. i banged a bunch of them and you'll find two types of girls on that site.
ugly insecure lifewreckers who want "companionship" which really just means someone to bitch to about life
and average looking shy girls who want a quick bang
i fucked this hot pawg 7/10 from there. one of the best month and a half of this slut cheating on her boyfriend with me
so yeah go gettem champ. once youre tired of the average pussy and wanna mack on some hotties hit a bar up
How can I become more Japanese?
Drink soy sauce, bottles of it each day.
Also don't for get whenever you sit to rest it must be in proper æ£åº§ style.
By their standards, you can't. If you try, they'll just think you're weird.
>>16583843
There is only one way.
>}adv thread{
>just give life adv in general
>}going out to life {
>starting college
>Growing up
>>16583668
Best thread on this board.
come on guys just grnrtal life advice
well some details on what kind of bloke you are might help but here is the basic rant:
Realize that for most people college is the first and maybe last time they are at the same time free AND capable to do what ever they want.
Time and money are your only boundaries.
Do not waste them on the following:
Being a snowflake.
People who do not care about you.
Body and mind go a long way, are easy to maintain once you get started and have virtually no downside:
Health / Fitness makes you feel great all day, and gets you laid trice as much.
Education lets you enjoy and appreciate your daily life, opens up the job market and gets you laid twice as much.
Whatever you do, do no not be excessive.
Here are some nice postcard slogans on this topic:
Disregard dogma or iron principles.
Be dependable not predictable.
"Know something about everything and everything about something".
Do not worry about your destiny or calling or goal in life.
Just be well prepared on neutral, solid ground.
If everything fails acquire money and collect experience.
by the way I dig your non-whiny attitude ;)
sorry for the sermon.
2 or 3 weeks ago I more or less out of the blue fell in love with a good female friend of mine who I've known for over a year
Were both 20 and go to the same university
Tomorrow we're gonna watch some anime at my flat (inb4 weeb) and my roommates will probably sleep till the evening so it will be just the 2 of us
I planned to tell her and see what happens, but frankly I'm afraid I won't have the balls to do it.
When you are at it try to get touchy feely and see how she responds it, prepare some popcorn and do it like you prepared it up, you might as well think about showing her some funny videos or something if you are not a talky person, nothing much to say just gl
Lol you won't do shit you pussy. Who confesses after watching anime? Slogging away not enjoying the episode, nervously waiting for it to end and then sprining it up to your friend who came for only anime.
Scrap the idea. Ask her out to coffee when you two are not watching anime so it isn't weird.
Are occult studies worth it?
>>16583525
Worth what?
waste of time you can use to do something useful instead.
>>16583525
My english teacher studied that while she was still "finding herself" do it if you like it and have the time for it, you will also find people that have your interests
So my ex of a couple weeks called me yesterday morning to tell me she's pregnant. She's a physical and emotional wreck and there is no world where she and I can raise a functional human child. Due to her physical ailments, her doctor said he would be surprised if she could carry it to term, or whether she could survive a pregnancy at all.
This is a very tender situation as I don't intend to get back together with her but I am absolutely horrified that she would attempt to keep it out of spite or to keep me around. As such, I've been very sympathetic to her. Told her I will help her through everything financially or otherwise, and have basically told her that I never wanted to leave and we should work on us. I know telling someone these things disingenuously is borderline psychotic, but I can NOT leave this up to chance, or worse, up to her. She's going to be coming around to talk about things and "work on us" until I can get her to the obgyn to get the pills. My brain has been a pile of shit since I found out, so I'm hoping to get some clarity here so I don't fuck this up.
Notes: she told me afterward that she hadn't been on her B.C. for that last week we were together. I'm containing my rage to not throw things off course.
I haven't seen her pregnancy test for myself so I'm aware of the possibility it could be a cry for attention, but again, not taking any chances right now. Help.
>>16583509
What do you want us to do? Kick her down a flight of steps?
>>16583578
Might get to that point. I'm more looking for folks who have had similar issues revolving around an unwanted pregnancy with either an ex or someone they saw unfit to be a mother. Also any creative ideas as to how I can find out for sure her pregnancy results or whether her visit to the OB-GYN actually happened. Again, I'm trying to use a light touch as I don't want her to think I'm suspicious. I am not an actor so I want to have a plan in place.
Can't you leave it to the doctors? If it will likely kill her, don't they need to do something? If you don't know if that conversation happened, just say you want to go with her to the doctor to talk about options.
To start off, I want to please ask for no negative comments like, "WHY'D YOU WANT PALE SKIN?" or "You just want to look white!". I want fair skin because that's what I find pretty, nothing more. I could ask you the same question and say "WHY'D YOU WANT TANNED SKIN?"
I'm from East Asia, where fair skin is considered beautiful. I live in the USA, where it's the opposite. When I was born, I had very fair and milky pale skin. As my father exposed me to beaches, I became very tanned. As a result, my goosebumps always show now past my tanned skin.
I've been using lemon juice + honey + milk + sugar to exfoliate and lighten the skin every day. I also scrub half of a lime on my skin. Another method I use is Jasmine tea leaves + mashed avocado + milk + sugar + honey and keep it on my face for 30 minutes and wash off with lukewarm water.
I haven't seen any real noticeable changes.
Do I need to apply remedies to the ENTIRE body?
How long will it take until I get pale skin?
Are there any other remedies for at home skin lightening?
Thanks in advance!
stay indoors for a month or 2 and you will become pale
>>16582271
>I haven't seen any real noticeable changes.
That's because these "bathe in a tub full of lukewarm egg whites and sleep under a blanket made from baked potato skins" routines are nothing more than old wives tales. You've basically got three options:
Number one is to stay indoors as much as possible, wear long sleeves and long trousers/ankle length skirts as much as you can and make sure every inch of your skin that's exposed has a good layer of 50spf sun cream on it all the time. Any exposure to sunlight at all will darken your skin to a certain degree, even on a cold cloudy day in january. I work outside and allthough it's more pronounced in the summer I have a year round tan just from being outdoors a lot. Keeping the sun off your skin will lighten it, but it's going to take time.
Option two is skin bleaching creams. They do work well, however they're illegal in a lot of places, they're generally toxic, and over use can lead to dermatitis, scarring and melanoma. They're popular in some black communities, street markets are the best place to pick them up.
The last choice is to have a cosmetic procedure done. I don't know how these work, not being a plastic surgeon and all, but this will be the fastest and safest way for you to get what you want. The only downside is the cost - you'll probably be looking at a price that falls somewhere between that of a good car and a small house.
Don't expose yourself to the sun. There are some products who can lighten your skin, but they can be dangerous and do more harm than good.
Also, keep in mind that nearly all pictures you see have been manipulated. Including the ones you posted OP. Filters, photoshopping, retouching are all kinds of image manipulations and while they may look like that online, they do not offline.