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What can I do about my boyfriend's penis being too thick and hurting me? I love him but sex is unpleasant and extremely painful. It feels like my vagina is ripping and every thrust hurts my stomach. It is getting to the point where I just don't want to have sex with him anymore. For size comparison his penis is the size of an axe spray can.
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Have a child.
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> For size comparison his penis is the size of an axe spray can.
deer lawd girl
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make him gain some wight and he'll loses that fat cock
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What did he mean by this?
Really, though. I am starting a new job in 2016, and I've only told my close coworkers. I never told the management (this is a very small company btw). How did they find out? Is this a soft request for me to quit? How should I reply? Nothing can make me stay, but I don't want to jeopardize the work environment before I leave.
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it's a regular request to know if you are putting in your two weeks so they can hire an additional person or if you're staying. stop blowing shit out of proportion.
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That is a legit question. They want to know if they need to hire another person.
It's up to you, either let him know you're quitting in hopes you do get the new job or stabbing him in the back.
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>>16593221
It means someone ratted and management is trying to find out if the rumors are true.
Respond as you like.
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What exactly is she thinking? ...I've never enjoyed talking to anyone as much as her, but I'm afraid of fucking up being friends.
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>>16590727
Why don't you just answer her fucking question
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>>16590727
She's testing you bro. How has your relationship been like before? Has it been semi flirty or platonic?
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Not OP but curious, how to respond?
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How do you find the identity of a police officer? I want to file a lawsuit against a cop for intimidation and harassment against me and m girlfriend. He has pulled over my girlfriend several times in the past for speeding and flirts with her says he's "got a thing for the asains". She agrees to it and doesn't show and he does I again. We complained over a year ago and the pd doesn't give a fuck. I guess they need to keep as many black cops as possible over the black lives matter thing. So today we are at hardees and this asshole comes in and says we need to leave as we weren't paying customers even though we both just bought large western bacon cheeseburger meals. It sucks man we have his last name but his first name on his uniform only says "t." how do we identify this prick??
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Contact an attorney that has sued police departments in the past. They'll know what to do.
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As far as I know they are required to identify themselves if you ask for it.
Otherwise any asshole wearing a police officer costume could do anything they want.
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>>16595494
Our lawyer says he hasn't been able to identify this guy
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I'm 27 years old. During my college years, I had some serious mental health issues. I had trouble controlling my anger and scared a lot of people. I almost made some insensitive jokes and hurt a good number of friends. Needless to say, I lost almost all of my friends. At this point, I only talk to a couple people I knew from that time period.
I've tried reaching out and apologizing to some of them, but most haven't been open to reconciling. I live in a new town, where I know no one. I'm scared of making new friends, but I have a hard time reaching out to old ones for fear of rejection or bringing up bad memories. To make matters worse, my mental health has made it difficult to hold a job and I still live with my parents.
What should I do?
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Get medication and therapy, then a job. Make frinds out of coworkers.
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>>16595263
Uh, see a doctor? If your mental health is ruining your life, there's a pretty easy solution.
I have a friend who is bipolar and would relapse into his states whenever he felt like he was over it and didn't need the medicine. But when he was on the medicine he was fine.
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>>16595279
Thanks for the advice. Medication hasn't helped, but I'm starting therapy next week. I'm friends with a couple of my co-workers--I found a part-time job--but I don't want to get too close or I might fuck up and lose my job.
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I was on OKC a few weeks ago and I had a brief exchange with a cute girl. I thought it went well, but then I never heard back from her. When I don't hear back I usually just drop it. I didn't go on OKC for a few weeks, but I just logged on today and our conversation was still up in the corner. When I last wrote her I was asking her about climbing. Today I just wrote "guess not" and hit send not thinking I'd hear from her. She wrote back within 20 minutes with this.
"I'm sorry, i get very overwhelmed on here. I am exhausted from working at a new school this year, then try to fit in dating... Sigh- sorry. I liked what you wrote, and no i have not done much climbing. It sounds fun!"
How do I respond without sounding like a dumbass? Also is writing one more brief message a few weeks later a valid tactic for conversations that seemed to be going well but then just ended?
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>>16595244
>how do I respond
Just talk to her like you were before
>brief message a few weeks later a valid tactic
Not always, but possible. I'd you want to talk to someone, you do what you have to to try to get back on track. Just don't do it multiple times with the same person.
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>>16595256
So don't address the situation and pretend like nothing happened?
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It is very overwhelming to be a non-whale chick on OKC. Either you can be a dismissive cunt to 90% of the guys who message you, or try to spend all your free time sending messages back to 20 guys a day. Some guys did message me days later with a note like yours and I also apologized, it is a valid tactic. If they're not interested they will just ignore the 2nd message too.
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okay /adv/ I really need your help. So I have been with my girlfriend for over a year now and I love her more than anything. About a month ago, I started talking to one of her friends on facebook. She is really funny and we have become really good friends. We even talk on the phone for over 2 hours sometimes. My gf deosnt really like that i talk to her and she is against the idea of us meeting up to chill or whatever. Now her friend and I really want to go see a movie together secretly. I dont want to cheat on my gf I only want to meetup with my friend. Should I go? Is it bad to do this kind of thing in my girlfriend's back?
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fuck it you should go
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why not, look if its only between friends then its okay. just make sure ur gf doesnt find out and ull be fine
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>>16595219
it IS bad to do it behind your GFs back. anon to anon here, do you like the other girl? if not, go. if your GF isn't okay with it, you don't want to be with someone that immature and jealous. get her to understand that it's a friendship, regardless of vagina or penis, and that you can't stop each other from having friends
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How do I help my boyfriend get "up," /adv/?
He has no trouble getting it hard when he masturbates throughout the week, and he is not afraid to get naked and do sexy things, but when he or I get on top to do the deed, he loses his hardness instantly and gets frustrated. Same thing for hand jobs. I'm thinking it's psychological and I want to help, but I'm not sure how. He got out of a 6 yr relationship in March with his fiance he had a kid by, and that was his only relationship. He is not the kind to sleep around and will only get intimate with people he knows and trusts well. We have been dating since Thanksgiving. I gave him an herbal supplement to help, but I'm really thinking this is psychological. What can I do to help him, adv?
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>>16595079
Shameless self bump.
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>What can I do to help him, adv?
Roleplay as his ex :^)
But for real, talk with him and send him to therapy or something, his issues seem too deep rooted for an advice post to give you anything of substance.
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>>16595079
Same thing happened to me. Dont know what to tell you. Once you fail to stay up the pressure is way to intense from then on out.
One thing to do that helped me was restart. Dont have sex. Play around naked but with no expectation of sex. This will let him reprogram his dick so that its not afraid of you anymore.
Sex is pretty emotionally intensive for guys. When I was deciding whether or not to break up with my girlfriend I literally would lose my boner as soon as I entered her. I just felt too guilty to be intimate with her. Of course she could see there was trouble and this made her go into a fit of rage and she thought I was sleeping around and shit.
But again, best advice I have is stop trying to have sex. Play around naked, dont let him masturbate or watch porn. Always rub his dick for him gently and try being sexy. After like 3 weeks try having sex again but make sure he understands that he doesnt have to do it unless hes really horny for it.
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So I've been presented with an awesome opportunity.
>be a couple days ago
>hanging out with roommate (she's a chick)
>shooting the shit when we get on the subject of sex (we've had sex before)
>then she brings the subject to 3-ways
>I have a girlfreind of 3 years
>Roommate tells me she would be down to have a 3-way with me and gf
>I'm 1000% down with the idea
>my roommate and I continue talk about the subject
>we both agree that my gf needs to be 100% ok with the idea
>fast forward to yesterday
>I bring up the idea to gf
>she isn't ok with it
>gf is a big downer
>she thinks I'll run off with roommate
>insure nothing of the sort will happen
>but still nothing
Any advice on convinceing my gf to loosen up and have fun for one night?
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>>16594991
Maybe offer her a threesome with the dude of her choice instead? Maybe she likes Jamal's BBC?
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>>16595002
This.
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>>16594991
already fucked the one girl,
cant understand why gf is insecure about it.
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Girls Aren't Interesting 2015-12-23 03:09:51 Post No.16594926
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I want to get into a relationship because I have tons of free time and girls can be cute/attractive/eye candy.
However I absolutely hate forced conversations and have never met a girl who was all that outwardly "deep". Uhm, my hobbies include research mathematics which kind of boxes-me-in further.
I should really just get my act together and go to a good school, but I'm just discouraged. I feel like a square-peg in a world full of circular holes. What do I do? 20/m/ny,usa
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You're probably not deep or a special snowflake. Get over yourself and talk try talking to people without your pretensions.
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*I'm not interesting and I'm shifting the blame onto women to cover my shit-tier personality.
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If you find that OP picture funny you must be a snore
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How do I come out that I dont want children? 2015-12-23 03:03:12 Post No.16594910
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How do I come out that I dont want children?
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I'm married and now both sides of my family are teasing me about when Im going to have kids. My brother is probably not going to have any (super socially awkward, never dated) and so I'm my mom's last chance for grandbabies.
Meanwhile my husband's family sees kids as the norm. His parents planned for four and had four (+many miscarriages to get there). His siblings also all have kids.
Disappointing my entire family is a given, but who cares?
Well, my husband kind of does too. He wants kids but he's somewhat of a manchild himself (a loveable one nonetheless, but he has no self-discipline and takes life on the easiest route possible to get by).
Should I just bluntly start telling everyone that it's not happening?
I feel like there are already plenty of people on earth and dont see any pervasive reason why my genes are necessary other than to appease others. I volunteer coaching speech and debate and already "adopt" children by donating to charity.
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Did you ever both discuss it together before getting married?
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>>16594914
This, holy shit.
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>>16594914
Somewhat. Wed joke around about having kids and what wed name them. But weve never had a serious do we plan on having kids talk.
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When I was a kid, whenever I did something bad, my mom would say "I didn't raise you to be like that". Now I'm an adult, and whenever I do something she disapproves of, I get the same old shit: "I didn't raise you to be like that". Does this phrase _offend_ anyone else? I mean shit: who cares how you raised me? Whatever happened to freedom of thought and choice. Maybe I CHOSE TO BE THIS WAY. She acts like just because she's my mother she's entitled to be the dictator of my entire personality. Does anyone else experience this? Share your thoughts on it please.
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>>16594861
You did it all for the nookie.
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Sounds like you're still a kid.
Your mother wanted you to be a certain way, and when you have kids you'll also want them to be a certain way, and they'll won't because they are fucking kids and that's what they do.
Reply with "Sorry to disappoint" and move on with your life instead of crying on the internet about it.
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I've been doing that whole "sorry to dissappoint" shit for years but she just keeps on doing it. She wanted me to be a good christian boy who never curses never drinks and slaves after a wife and kids. Instead I grew up to be this fat cursing drinking overweight slob who is single and childless that is pretty much a hethen all the way around. She's very "dissappoint" with me but just won't get over it. She just looks across the table from me every christmas in disgust because i'm her only child and have no grandkids to bring over for her to spoil. This sucks. Its not my fault I'm undesirable by women; I am what I am, and she's acting like I somehow owe it to her to throw my entire self away for the sake of her entertainment over the holidays. Its not right. I thought mothers were supposed to love their kids unconditionally, but this feels very conditional to me. Maybe its because I'm no longer a kid. Once you become an adult its conditional.
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I done goofed /adv/, I fucked a friend of mine that I really shouldn't have. What the hell should I do to make sure this doesn't spiral out of control.
She is not responding to my text.
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>pic somewhat related
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Please help
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Give us more info, dummy. Why shouldn't you have fucked your friend?
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Is this Aspergers or just being a bitch?
My friend posted this in our Skype group, but it' just... AAAUUUGHHHH!!!!
>We were both sent out to bring back the shopping carts from the parking lot. As we got outside, he immediately took out his phone. I had returned three sets of carts, and he was still texting. Credit where credit is due, when he finally got off his phone, there weren't any other issues with how he was working. However, I still reported him to our supervisor.
Somehow, he figured out it was me. He confronted me about it and his closing words were to the effect of "watch your step".
And I'm not dropping any powerwords. If you visit here buddy, see the first sentence and find the rhetoric.
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>>16594488
if it was me i would have said i'm not doing your work for you so start doing something or else i'm going to have to tell our supervisor cause it's not fair. he tried to take advantage of things, so you can report him if you don't feel like dealing with his bs all the same and be justified. i try to give friends second chances and let them know to shape up/act maturely or else that's it
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>>16594510
He didn't though.
Never did.
Plus it's cart pushing, not pallets or shopping carts of shit. I'm not going to use passive agression against one of my boys when management doesn't give a shit about you. He did like 15 more carts!
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>>16594544
i'm not sure what you're saying he didn't/never did to
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sigh...
i found nude pics of my boss's crippled fat wife in my desk. They were in the way back of the drawer, so nobody knew they were there for years.
What is the MORAL thing to do? Ignore them and put them back? Discard them? Return them to my boss?
Definitely will not post pics. Don't want to scar you people. It was fucking gross.
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>>16594408
Try, really, really hard - take pills if you have to...
But cum on them, then leave them where you found them.
It'll freak the fucker out but how the fuck's he gonna do anything about it? Risk telling people he keeps nudes of his overweight crippled wife in his desk and that a stranger came on them when he wasn't looking?
He won't be able to do shit, and he'll definitely be uncomfortable around his employees, not knowing who knows about the pictures and did it.
Why you ask?
Same reason fun stuff used to get done. lulz.
Keep us updated (preferably not during the "I'm struggling to cum to this" phase).
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>>16594408
if you put them back who is to say someone else isn't going to find them first? i think your boss's wife can simply take more pictures, so it shouldn't be a loss if you just throw them out. what would you want your employee to do? i'd be so thankful if they were thrown out
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>>16594428
there's a reason i emphasized "moral" in my original post... not about to whip my dick out at work...