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I'm curious about working in insurance fraud or any office that works in taking out scammers and con artist. Anyone know where I should be looking? Even if I could intern somewhere it would be nice to learn

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My girlfriend has become sort of a sociopathic bitch. She tells me that she's allowed to expect things from me but the other way around is wrong. The argument started because she was with a friend downtown and i was with some friends dowtown as well and i wanted to see her and talk to her. She then said that her friend didn't want to see me or anyone else in my party. I didnt really get why, so i went to where they were and as they were walking out i said hi and gf said hi back but her friend said nothing and they cut me off and kept walking. Later i told her that tbat was really rude and she basically got mad at me for feeling this way because she thought i was trying to make her feel bad and stressed out. She then said that i should stop trying to make her care about my emotions, because she won't.

All of my friends have told me to break up with her, because she has had a history of unreasonable and childish/selfish behavior.

However, I'm not sure how to do it.

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I've posted here a lot in the past 8 years. 4chan has been my home. From /b/ to /v/ to /tv/, /adv/, /wsg/, /an/ and so many more, so much of my life has been spent on here, but now it's finally over.

This will be my last post ever here. I know that no one here cares, but this is a big deal for me, and the one piece of advice I took from here to heart is that I need to learn to love myself. This goodbye is for me.

Goodbye 4chan. I won't be back after this thread, I promise, but it's a start on the road to finally being happy.

So here's to all the porn I posted on /b/ when I was 16, all the shitposting and falseflagging I did on /v/ when I was 18, all the memeing I did on /tv/, all the otters pictures and WebMs I posted in /an/, all the Korean girls I stared at in /wsg/, and here's to you anons, the shitty, and the not so shitty. This place ate my life, but I'll still miss it deep down.

Goodbye.

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When someone tells you that you're not capable of doing something, do you prove them right or wrong?

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- I am far too intelligent for my own good, in a way i am in a league of my own. When I see world changing problems, I find solutions to them.

- But I was never loved for who I was. I was always loved for something I had, or something I offered, and as soon as that was no longer needed, I was dumped like a condom.

- 28 yr old virgin, yesterday I noticed my first grey hair. I am about to be a fucking old man who has never old.

- After years of abuse at the hands of family, school mates, college mates; thanks to my autism, I see no beauty in people or find them interesting. Due to extended isolation I have lost w/e social norms and empathy I had.

SO yeah, I feel like a useless garbage. I try my best to relate to people, to try and have long conversations with them. But I can't man. I like this girl but I can't even have a conversation with her, soon she will realize i am a fuckin retard and laugh at me like the rest of the world.

- So that leaves my reason for existence as only one - to improve life for others and make things for them. What's the fucking point in that??

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I just got succ for the first time. She sucked for 20 mins then jerked me off till I came. We made out the whole time and I was playing with her boobs and vag. Afterwards though I said she was great and she blew it off. She seemed pretty disinterested afterwards and she changed the subject a ton and never said she liked it. What could she have mean? Could I have some help.

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I'm working a menial job as a Housekeeper while going through school so I can gain some basic work experience and money for tuition. However, this job is far from what I want to do as a career, and eats away a lot of the time I'd like to spend building skills or even just goofing off.

I have a lot of money saved up as is, and I'm thinking it might be time to cut the cord and move on with my life. For context I'm going into my second year of an advanced diploma for programming with the hopes of transferring into university. I have already saved for the diploma outright, but could use more money for further schooling among other things.

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>be me
>be 20
>be dating a 16 year old
>she really wants me
>Datmilitarydadthough.png
>don't want to fuck her cuz prison
>been on multiple dates with her
>mfw she wants 3 kids
>mfw she wants to have a study session with me even though we have nothing to study
>mfw when she wants to do body painting while sitting on my lap
>I'm going to meet her parents tomorrow. What should I do robots? I really want to impress them.
>Also could u robots give me some deep conversation topics? I ran out of shit to talk about.

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I went on an OkCupid date last night with a passionate Trump supporter who actually assured me he was an "alpha," complained about "degenerates" ruining America, generalized that most women are too promiscuous, and proclaimed that the hardest life to lead in the US is that of a white male. He was about as stupid as anyone who lets memes and politics be their defining character traits (I will not go out with another Bernie Bro ever, they are even worse), but was really good looking and a decent dancer, so I thought it was worth a second date since he asked for one.

This morning I check my Snapchat and he'd sent like 20 pictures and videos of himself jacking off with make-up drawn on his face, weird moaning noises, begging me to degrade him, telling me that he'd put sharpies and any other object I wanted him to in his anus. Then he sent me another message a little bit ago saying he normally never does drugs, he was really sorry and that isn't how he really is, etc. I haven't said anything back yet.

Should I give him another chance -- push in deep, play the most twisted games I can think of and see how much his hypocritical ass can take -- for the sake of my own personal entertainment?

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I've worked in IT for a few years, and have a STEM bachelors degree.

How hard would it be to switch to a FAME job?

I'm pretty tired of working with STEMlords, but I'm not sure if any finance/sales people on here would think I'm crazy for wanting to leave a tech job.

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two low lifes decided to rob and molest my friend (female) they stole 400$ and molested her and left her stranded in the fucking gehtto in ATL
help me get revenge / help me think of ideas on what to do

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I've always been a sickly person, but I've been very sick for the past 2 years. I just go released from the hospital today. I have very severe rheumatoid arthritis and osteoarthritis. This has slowly rendered me disabled, to the point where I can barely walk anymore without being in crippling pain. The doctors are recently looking worried, briefly mentioned there's a possibility of it being some type of Lupus (yeah,yeah, meme disease etc) because I have worrying symptoms. I also suffer from heart problems, endometriosis, severe depression and ADD. My life has not been easy. I was molested as a child. I've been bullied all my life and never had someone I could call a real friend. I always wanted to be a mother, but I'm infertile since my womb is sick. Every day I wake up sicker and sicker. Sometimes I can't even move. I just lay there in my bed, trapped in horrible pain. As my body slowly begins to decay, so does my will to live.

The thing is... I don't want to die yet. I have so many regrets. I wish I could do something, but I can no longer walk on my own. My legs are severely fucked. I barely have any money right now and I can't work. My heart wants to beat out of my chest every night. I'm terrified. I'm taking so many meds every day I can feel my liver screaming in pain.

I decided to write a will. I'm giving everything to my little bro since he really deserves it. But I can't gather the courage to keep writing. I'm just crying in frustration, I don't want to face my own mortality.

Sick anons, how do you cope with the possibility of leaving early with so many things left undone?

I don't want to feel this feel.

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I am a 20-year old male college student about to begin my sophomore year. Before last year I had been home schooled all my life. I was kept entirely socially isolated; my only social contact was with my physically abusive father, my emotionally abusive brother, and my emotionally distant mother. I survived this by trying to minimize my interaction with other human beings and sheltering myself with a large number of cats. Somehow despite my isolation, I have been socially successful in college and have a reputation for being friendly, outgoing, and exceptionally intelligent. But I have absolutely no clue how romance/dating works, I have a nasty habit of sacrificing my own welfare in order to benefit people I hate (they don't even have to ask, I volunteer to help), and I have never felt love for another human being before.

I met a girl in the spring semester that I think I have fallen in love with. I think she likes me back, but she knows nothing about my emotional issues and seems to have gotten the impression that I am some kind of genius relationship-guru. Ironically, I have no clue how relationships are supposed to work, and highly doubt that I will be able to develop a normal, healthy relationship on my first try.

How am I supposed to explain my feelings and emotional problems to her in a way that won't scare her off?

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Doctor prescribed prednisone and I'm on my first day and tired as hell.

I can barely keep my eyes open to type this. Extreme Tiredness is listed as a side effect. While waiting for the Inappropriate Happiness or the Loss of contact with reality (also side effects) how do I stay awake?

I have to function tomorrow and I'm dead tired. Does going to be early help with this? Lots of Coffee? Drank a caffinated mt. dew and it did nothing for me. What else can I do to counteract the sleepies?

Going to be early in a few but I need to know what to do to get through the bits of tomorrow I need to function. I asked /fit/ in /fraud/ but they had nothing for me, probably wrong kind of steroids vs. pinning.

>20mg x 2, 3/day five days

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I was growing my hair long but im not sure if it will look good. As a bi guy can i expect less sucess in any hookups if i have long hair? Should i just get an undercut ?