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Recently moved to a new area and want to give tinder a try. I don't have much experience with any other apps or tinder etiquette in general, so is there anything I should do to not make an ass out of myself or anything I can do to spot bots or traps? Be gentle, /adv/.
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>>17446659
How's your rl game
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>>17446716
Shitty to mild depending on how much I've had to drink.
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There are plenty of guides for this, just google it. Some standard tips are, show your face in the picture, use a good angle if you have to (tinder is all about looks to initiate matches). If you match with a girl, dont use the boring "hey/whats up/where u from" etc, you have to spark interest, since tinder girls get hundreds of matches and have alot to choose from... just google the rest of the tips
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I am in France attending a short summer study abroad session. I didn't know the people before the trip. They don't seem that enthusiastic about learning French. Is it strange that I wish they were more enthusiastic about learning French so that they can attend French activities with me? Is it also strange that I am disappointed that my host family is not that interested in cultural exchange? I really want French-speaking friends to speak French with.
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>>17446621
It's your fifth thread about it within a week, get a life buddy.
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>>17446623
This.
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Thought I had a deja-vu and the Matrix reloaded, but it's actually just you again, what are you?
Some kind of Preserve Baguette meme?
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I need to relieve a tootache until I can see a dentist. I'm currently using paracetamol and clove oil but it's hardly making a dent. I'm also flat broke. My pain is the one of the worst I've ever experienced in my life and I'm finding it hard to function.
I've literally worked out what is the toxicity rate of painkillers I can take and am edging towards it. It's that bad.
I just need something to relieve this pain.
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Over the counter codeine and tea tree oil mouth wash
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>>17446599
Get that fucker pulled, it could make you very ill if you leave it too long. Codeine is what you want in the mean time.
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I know your pain. Take a shit ton of Ibprofuen or other pain meds. I would be on any where from 600 mg -90 mg. Fuck tooth aches. And yes get it pulled asap it's not gonna get better nor disappear
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I have an idea of what I'd like to do in life, but I've no idea on how to go about achieving my goals. I'm four months out of High School, no friends, and I'm staying at a hotel on my own. I was supposed to head to a University two days ago but had to defer it for personal health reasons. I've got a new admission transcript for the Spring, but I still have no way of paying for it by myself. I feel like everything that I've disillusioned myself with is crashing down on me. What do I do?
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You start by getting a job.
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>>17446403
I have a job as a grocer, but I don't want to be a grocer all of my life. I want to work as a game developer, but I'm in the middle of nowhere... Just fuck my life up, I guess.
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>>17446411
A career in game development is something you can work on in your spare time, you know.
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How do I get on social media late in the game?
I had been talking a lot to this girl and she asked if I had a Twitter or Instagram account. I told her I don't have any kind social media. She didn't say it directly, but I could tell she was really put off by that.
I'm no longer talking to that girl, but I've still been thinking about my lack of social media presence and if that might continue hinder my social life. But I'm worried that getting on social media now is a lost cause. I'm going on 24 years old. I've disconnected with most everyone I went to high school with and have no interest in adding them on social media now all these years later. I've moved a few times since high school, so I don't have much of social circle. If I created Facebook/Twitter/Instagram now I would probably have fewer than 20 friends/followers. Would this be worse than having no social media?
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it's tricky, but not really
As long as you play it cool if they ask why you have so little friends - people will think you're a fake account, so put up a good number of pictures if you have them.
Especially helps for online dating, sometimes people want to message off the site
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Why do you need social media? Honestly there is no bigger turn off for me these days than a woman who is glued to her phone checking her tumblr, snapchatting and facetiming her friends instead of living in the present, or taking pictures for her instagram. It instantly makes me hate his person and I've had to cut 2 girls because of this. Be your own person OP.
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It's dumber that you need a social media. Tell that idiot to fuck off.
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Every time I talk to this girl in particular, she always say that I love her or that I like her, and if I don't that I'm gay. Why is this? May a graceful anon drop some knowledge on me please?
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1. She is crazy and needy, and trying to manipulate you.
2. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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>>17446343
But she seems perfectly fine mentally.
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>>17446286
She's playing. Like trying to convince you or whatever. When you finally tell her you like/love her, she will turn you down. Just an attention whore.
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I got a speeding ticket. My city offers a driving course to get the case 'dismissed' and no citation on my driving record.
If I take this class, will my car insurance payment still go up?
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Mine didn't
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>>17446272
No. I got two speeding tickets, one I beat in court and one I went to traffic school for. Afaik insurance companies have no idea because there's no points on my license
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>>17446272
>no citation on my driving record.
What do you think?
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Peeling off my sunburnt skin. What do I do with all of it? I've been eating it, but there must be a better use.
Also, my parents are being sued and I'm scared shitless.
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>>17446246
You do cook it before eating it, right??
When it comes to your parents you just have to stay out of their shit
What have they done?
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>>17446261
Some bs lawsuit by a student's parents who just want money.
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>>17446246
Mm yes this is normal, just keep beeing yourself
I have fleas in my room. I have a cat. I just bug bombed my room twice to no avail. It's been three days since the first flea popped up. They're driving me crazy. I haven't tried putting two bug bombs in there. Vacuuming doesn't have any effect.
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give your cat a flea bath dude
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>>17446232
Stop being a shitty neglectful owner who let's their cat outside. Learn to play with your cat.
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>>17446474
>letting an animal outside is shitty
kill yourself
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Hello /adv/. I need some advice about something that has been haunting me for the last few years now.
First, some backstory.
So when I was in kindergarten I was friends with a girl we will call A. We both kinda had crushes on eachother in the way that
young kids do, I guess. As we became friends so did our parents so we got to hang out a lot more. At the end of my kindergarten year,
my parents decided to put me in a new school because my old school was way to easy for me. So I transferred schools and me and
A were sad, but since we were so young we didnt think much of it and I began adapting to my new classmates at my new school.
Years passed, and I made new friends. But sometime around 7th or 8th grade I began thinking about A again. It was at this time that
I found out A had moved away several hours east of me. I was a bit disheartened, but I still had middleschool things to do and
people I knew there. I graduated 8th grade and moved on to the all guys highschool that all my friends were going to (dumb choice lol).
Finally, at the beginning of my freshman year, I found a way to contact A on the internet, and I introduced myself there and we started
talking again for the first time in 9 years.
We started skyping and eventually dating. Turns out we had a lot of the same interests and stuff. Every once in a while when her family would come in town to visit relatives, she would tag along
and we would go out places. Being with her was honestly the happiest times in my life. I would literally drop everything I was doing if she
was coming into town. She's exactly my type, both in appearance and personality. The best part of the whole thing was that she liked me as
well. But of course, unfortunately it couldn't last forever.
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We tried to long distance date for an entire year, but at the beginning of my sophomore year we cut things off. Nothing major happened
between us, simply the fact was that we had highschool lives ahead of us. We slowly started not skyping until she finally broke things off
almost exactly a year after we started talking. She basically said that the distance was simply the issue, and that it wasnt really
feasible as long as we lived so far away from eachother. I haven't heard from her since.
It's been almost 3 years since then. We're both 18 now and heading off to college. When the breakup happened, not going to lie I was
devastated for a while. I wasnt a stick in the mud because of it though. I slowly got over it, and throughout my highschool years I
dated 3 other girls and went to prom. However, I never truly got over it completely. I liked each of the girls I dated for different
reasons, but none of them nearly compared to A. I've really wanted to contact her for the last 3 years, it really tears me apart, but simply the one problem in our
relationship turns out to be one of the hardest to overcome; the distance. To make things worse in this regard, the college I'm going to
is even further to her than I am now. I don't know what to do, because I've been getting the urge to see her more and more lately. I've
told a few of the people closest to me about this, and I get different responses. My mom has been very supportive about this with me,
but warns me that I should wait until sometime in the middle of college to contact A, but I am afraid thats too late. On the other
hand my friend keeps telling me that I need to contact her asap to as he puts it, "Let her know you still exist.", but I'm afraid that
option is too early. I dont know what to do. Maybe I'm completely crazy for trying to pursue this. I would do anything to see her, but
I don't have the money at present to do that. I've been trying to move on for 3 years, but each time I end up wanting return.
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So /adv/, i need your input. My mind is too biased to make a practical decision, so i need some objective opinions. Should I try to contact her again?
If so, when should I? I have spent the best moments of my life with her, and would do anything to make it work out if i knew I could. But then again, this
determination hurts me just as much if i get to the point where i knew it 100% wouldnt work out. I know I need to try something, but in my mind, it all
ends up failing. The only reason I entertain the thought of trying now is because we are adults now and have the freedom to do things we couldn't at 14,
overcoming distance being one of them. However at the same time I dont have thousands to throw around as of right now, but if i work hard in school i may in
a few years. Anyways sorry for my rambling, I just need someone to talk to about this and I figured this is just as good a place as any. But please any advice is
wholeheartedly welcome. I'm not sure I've covered everything because im rambling, so if you have any questions or if theres any holes in the story i forgot to
fill in, let me know. I'll be watching this thread.
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hey OP,
I would avoid it, maybe it works and you get another year of long distance romance out of it, but that will not last.
As a rule don't date people from your early life in your mid/later life, there's going to be weird tension.
The longer you hold on to this the more it's going to eat at you, until she really doesn't want to see you anymore and you're left with this feeling.
Let it go OP, it was something you had for a moment in your early life, but you can't return to the past. I say this because I have a vaguely similar story.
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I have the hots for my brother (I'm a dude) and it's fucking ruining my life. I can't even masturbate without thinking of him. I even have a folder dedicated to him on my computer and it's fucking sick but I can't help it.
I think he's bi and we're both relatively close. What should I do to get over this before I fuck up?
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>>17446024
Haha incestuous faggot. But seriously, shit b8
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>>17446024
Have you considered finding yourself a waifu/husbando? You won't need your brother once you have 2D.
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What is it called when you genuinely get upset that girls treat themselves like shit/they keep doing things that hurt them? Or the word for being in love with all women and only want the best for them all (other than being a pussy idc)
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Empathy
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>>17445950
>being in love with all women
This is not really healthy though, girls are people just like guys and equally capable of doing bad shit let's not put them on a pedestal.
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>>17445950
A cuck
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How do I know if a girl likes me or is just being nice?
Im a 21 year old khhv and have no experience whatsoever. Im not really attractive but I always make her laugh and she seems to actually pay attention to me and what Im saying. Im afraid because females never give me this sort of treatment and they mostly seem weirded out by me. I dont want to alienate one of the only girls im cool with but shes adorable as fuck so Id like to gf her.
We went to school together but were just friends,she just got a job where I work last month or so. Ive been trying to be "mysterious" by not being super in her face all the time.
Wat do?
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Ask her
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Just ask her, "Hey, do you want to eventually fuck me?"
If yes --> sweet ass pussy bro
If no --> bros before hoes, bro
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ask her on a no pressure lunch date type of thing and gauge reaction
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I have erectile dysfunction, I feel like a nutcase because I only fap to femdom jois where women tell me how pathetic I am, I have no interest in hanging out with the few old friends I had, I have no interest in making new ones or getting a job, I live with my dad, I'm a 20 year old virgin, I used to love to read and write but now I struggle to even finish a news article, my local music scene is dead, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are both terrible candidates and the thought of either of them being President bums me out, I just read about how some environmental scientists agree we've already crossed a point of no return as far as climate change and will probably see massive deaths and sinking of lands in the next five years, nuclear war is closer than it ever has been and all I feel like doing is sitting and waiting for everything to implode because there's nothing I can do anyway
Is there any point in living at all?
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laddie there was never a point and world affairs have always been fucked
but we're programmed to live and reproduce and that's what we do.
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You are finished. No one gets better from that.
End it. Much less makes for a miserable life. All the trifles regarding the world and seeking a purpose for life are silly concerns, but your actual dysfunction is the core problem.
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>>17445854
I used to be a faggot like op but then I got my life straightened when I became a carpenter !
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>some ideas and memories are connected to smell and taste
>certain book series have a smell to them
>movies have a smell and taste to them
>get into vaporwave
>genre now has a smell that makes me nauseous if I even think about it
Am I insane? Is this just synesthesia? Can I change it?
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>>17445718
yeah it happens with my fav music too. it depends on how you wire your brain. if you make the brain assimilate with something you like or enjoy then it will be no problem
that´s why I never listen to my fav music when bad things happen to me only when I´m happy so I can preserve the feeling whenever I want
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That's peculiar. Well, I guess yea, it sound like you have synesthesia. Can you change it? Dunno, never knew somebody with legitimate synesthesia. Maybe try asosciating different smell with the music? Like smell something pleasant while listening to it?
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>>17445723
It's not like it was a bad memory. It just smells gross like something artificial and plastic.
>>17445724
I'll try that. I might try just chewing gum to combat the nausea like I do with motion sickness.