I'll get right to the point. I have a real bad hickey. It's on my back and luckily can be covered up by clothing but it's a big, red horrible looking splotch and I think you can even see teeth marks.
My skin is very sensitive and I bruise easily. How can I make it go away faster?
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Rub a an A or CC battery negative side (flat end) on it.
Do this firmly for a few minutes.
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Thank you anon
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>halp guise I have a hickey even though no one will see it
Sounds like a thinly veiled attempt at bragging that you got your dinky stinky.
Congratulations.
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>A quick question without going into lots of specific backstory.
>Is this ok to send? Not really going to have a chance to speak in person for a couple of days.
I told you before that I would rather lay all my cards on the table open for you to see and screw the insecurity and fear that comes with doing so. I owe that to myself, and I feel I owe it to you.
Last week, I could see you were struggling with something, you had this determined look set in your eyes. And while I don't know exactly what prompted you to give me the cold shoulder, I do know that I am not angry or resentful, but it doesn't feel good.
I have grown to trust you deeply, and I refuse to let that trust erode quickly. Last week I figured you would tell me, I still trust that you will. And, I think, you might need to get it off your chest more than I might need to hear.
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Why are you telling someone how they feel? Do you know them better than they know themselves?
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>>17466287
Hmm, is that really how it reads?
The intent is to remind them that they should not fear talking about their feelings because the longer they wait the harder it will get.
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>>17466294
not that guy, I wouldn't say it sounds quite like that. but the final paragraph does seem to rely on some assumptions (or at least need context), so it might need to be rephrased. also it's kind of lame or maybe passive aggressive to send this to someone right before being out of contact, but whatever, maybe you have your reasons there too
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>mid 20s
>loved video games since 8
>played countless hours through my teen years
>develop a porn addiction
>develop an internet addiction
>always felt ashamed
>relied on it as escapism
>reflect on my hobby
>realize I have a problem
This is less of a case of "I want to quit something which does me no harm and I like" but something which has actually hurt me long term in growth.
To give an example, during my younger years I would leave a party to play games, even if said party was mine. I also get extremely frustrated if I lack access to games or my computer.
That and I realize im not playing my fighting games cause I enjoy it but for the winners high. I feel ashamed cause quite honestly in my hearts of hearts I know I am flushing away time I could have spent better and that my time will amount to nill. But I am obsessed with it, I need to feel that rush.
I tried to limit myself to single player games which worked for a short time but I relapsed.
How do I put these aside and replace my obsession with a more productive one?
Please help.
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>>17466253
Get (good) friends.
Be careful of advice here that comes from vidya addicts.
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>>17466273
I actually got two groups of friends I see once or twice a month each or two times depending since we are all working.
I know but this is more to help my lifestyle as a whole, i spend an inordinate amount of time on games as a whole.
My friends all play games too but they are in software engineering so thats expected. That and when we meet we never lan its all fun retro board games.
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>>17466253
if it's really this serious you should see a therapist
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How to lose weight and how to eat healthy ?
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>>17466251
really?
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>>17466251
>how do i stop eating more than i need
people like this exist
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Read the sticky on /fit/. If you can't understand it then consider suicide
I want help to do something, I want to ask the Internet cause I am too ashamed to ask IRL. But whenever I do people acuse me of trolling. How can I explain this without seeming like a troll? I am 100 % serious, and I need help.
I want to perform a Penile subincision.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_subincision
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>>17466246
Do I then faggot, stop being an attention seeker.
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>>17466288
I need help. What if I bleed to death? What tools should I sue and so on.
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Wtf i just googled that shit wtf wtf
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I want to start an adult video chat studio. I am a pretty resourceful guy so i already have the location the girls and the tech required for the job. I don't want to create my own website since i don't want to invest that much in advertising, are there any companies that would want to colaborate with such a studio? How do I go about this and turn a good profit?
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>>17466242
You don't need a studio.
All the girl need is a webcam and bed at home and they can perform.
The girls don't actually need you, they can do this themselves.
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You could go on a popular cam site and set up all the gear and shit, but I think they would screw you out of your buck and that would not bode well with your ladies. I think you should pool a little cash and hire some techies and get them to make a site. Good porn sells itself, you just need to make yourself look professional
In all honestly, I agree with >>17466258, though.
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>>17466262
Yeah, my first thought was >>17466258
But with the techies and advertising it's gonna be a little risky, I'm afraid the business is going to siphon more money then it will provide
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Free advice to men.
I see a lot of young people here rambling about dating or not dating a woman with many sexual partners in her past, so here's my advice as an oldfag, that will give in the most cases the greatest happiness in you relationships:
Forget about how many sexual partners had the girl you date. You are the only one who is having sex with her now and that is all that matters. Just have fun.
But if you want to marry, only marry a virgin. Only them are truly wife-material.
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>>17466171
>But if you want to marry, only marry a virgin. Only them are truly wife-material.
Are you sure you are actually old and with some life experience, and not just a dog spouting memes?
You should double check.
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Is this like a fifth thread about your bullshit advices?
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As another oldfag, here's my advice from a different perspective. Women don't have to earn dick because anyone can throw their pussy out there and get it picked up. The amount of men she's slept with means nothing because she never had to actually try or earn it. Your numbers, as a man, is all 100 percent EARNED and validated. They're petty creatures. You're always better. Never let a woman make you feel less than.
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Honestly all relationship advice seems to be, if there's a problem, break it off. But it's not so easy meeting new people and it's important to be close to someone. What are the rules of thumb or the questions you can ask yourself to know if your relationship with someone is good and worth pursuing?
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>>17466166
Are you both virgins? Then there is a chance based on other factors.
is any of you a fornicator? If so repent. Chastity is your penance. You are incapable of love and unfit to raise children.
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>>17466174
this website is too postmodern for me
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>>17466166
> it's not easy to meet new people
> it's important to be close to someone
Debatable
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what do you do about pals that complain all the time and reject any solutions to their problems, and who aren't empathetic towards others' struggles?
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generally I stop being friends with them.
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I either win them round to a slightly more reasoned train of thought.
Or I make a note not to get involved with them on any topic that would bring up such stuff and leave then to their own devices.
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>>17466156
how do you get them to have more positive thoughts or whatever?
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What is this bright pink mark on my back? It is quite tender to the touch and physically, it resembles a nipple.
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>>17466122
try posting a picture that doesn't look like it was taken by stevie wonder and maybe we can help you
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Acne.
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>>17466125
I don't have any double mirrors so it is tough to get a photo in that awkward spot
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For the third time, my work is fighting me with my school schedule. Theyre overscheduling me hours just because theyre understaffed. I take a lot of online classes so im really only physically busy a few days of the week, but i still need time to work on these online classes, but my boss completely disregards that. I filled out an availability sheet that has my hours of availability and my boss completely disregards it.
Im sick of fighting with these fucks. This shit happens every year. Am i being a baby, or should i just quit and find a new job? School is stressful enough, a part time job should not be even more frustrating.
In all honesty, they have to give me what i want (unless they decide to go full retard this time around) because im the best worker they have, and any amount of hours is better than none. But nonetheless, fighting them is almost not even worth it.
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>>17466119
Give them a sheet with the hours you're avalible and advise them to stick to those as you're not showing up for any other times
Worse thst can happen is you get fired which is fine if you're going to quit.
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>>17466130
>Give them a sheet with the hours you're avalible and advise them to stick to those as you're not showing up for any other times
Pretty much this.
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>>17466169
Not OP but
>I filled out an availability sheet that has my hours of availability and my boss completely disregards it.
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I'm fwb with this guy. We both feel very close to each other, and have made this clear. Maybe our feelings for each other are pretty similar. But our feelings for others aren't. I'm pretty monogamous. Sex as I see it is valuable because of what it means, signifying and manifesting a meaningful and loving bond I guess. So promiscuity depresses me as a concept and makes me feel alienated, as it reminds me that this is not what sex means to everyone, so maybe that value I seek in it isn't actually there. He disagrees and has sex with other people sometimes, and seems to just in general be more open to other people and people he's less close to, although he says intimacy with me is meaningful.
Other than this, things are good. And honestly, aside from how it affects me by association, I have no basis for judging promiscuity, so I can't resent him. I'm such a shut in, I'm not really interested in finding someone more compatible with me I guess. I mean I suppose it'll eventually happen. But for now though, I guess I'm fine where I am. So for now, does it sound like it's best for me to just look away and try not to notice the stuff he may do and not be jealous? I feel like I don't have a case to make if I wanted him to change, so I won't make it. In a way I feel like accepting that is the only thing I can do for now, which is fine... but maybe there's something I'm not considering?
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>>17466107
Your problem is not that important. Let me sum up your unnecessarily long post with one sentence.
>muh pussy, muh jealous feelings.
You want a relationship? Guess what, it would fall apart within a few years. Get used to having casual sex and being a cokehead. Get a dog, tub of ice cream and vodka for companionship. Now go away.
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>>17466107
You are being used. The sooner you realize this the sooner you will leave this toxic relationship. He does not care for you and will throw you
away in time.
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>>17466115
eh. noted
is this because he's a guy and I'm a girl or would you say the same if the roles were reversed? may or may not have switched the genders
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So there was this cute cashier at a store and I just noticed that one of my friends is friends with her on Facebook. Should I just add her as a friend or will it leave a creepy impression? Is it a better idea to chat her up at the store some other day?
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>>17466071
It'll be creepy
Source: me. I did it
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Just message her first before adding her. Make sure you have something to say.
"Holy shit you're that cashier girl! What's up?!"
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Maybe lie and say that she appeared in the "People you might know" box?
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She said she wanted to slow things down and take a couple of steps back whatever the fuck that means (we fucked and had a lot of fun imo)
>she just got out of a relationship
>says she also needs time to be herself
She´s dumping me in a nice way because she met or at least waits to meet some better dude she can fuck while stringing me along right anons?
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>>17466064
She's stringing you along as a back up plan.
Cut contact with this bitch permanently and fuck other women.
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>>17466092
Thanks..
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>>17466064
Possibly maybe.
She might be honest, a few girls fall for their own bullshit.
It doesn't matter, your course of action is clear: she's not worth your time.
I'm currently on vacation in a foreign land
There's a perfect qt and her friend right next to my room playing pkmn go all day
I already said hi to them earlier and she was really cute
I want to know how I can approach them/her
knocking on the door is too obvious so I thought about dropping money in front of my door so they knock on my door
then I can ask if they're going out to play pkmn and if I can go with them
Is this a good a plan? What else could I do?
Leaving tomorrow but I might stay if they like me
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You have to be 18 to post on this site.
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>>17466045
>knocking on the door is too obvious
>too obvious
too obvious for what? dumb nigga go knock on that fucking door right now and ask if you can join them
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>>17466045
> knock
> "hey I'm just came by to say hi"
> start conversation
> see if they're interrested in making friends
> if (true):
> chill
> if (false):
> leave