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>>17464088

stop being a baby and ask her out. you ahve to play to win

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>>17464088
For what it's worth I sincerely hope you kill yourself normalfaggot.

>>17464092
but if she says no im worried I will act irrationally. i realise im not being helpful here

>>17464037
I didn't want to do any of that weird stuff, my sis could get hurt/scared, so my plan was to explain to her how fucked up I was and just hope she would understand.
>around this time, stay up for 3 days at a time, so fucking out of it, don't care about anything
>post more pictures on TSChan, last picture in set, censor, save, post, go to bed
>wake up in the morning, see "are you sure you want to save?" message in the photo editor
It was kind of blurry because it was taken in a car.

Sometime before this, I feared getting V& and uploaded my reaction folder somewhere, I couldn't upload my entire 4chan folder because it was 40gb, 45~kb/s is shit, I was going to do it eventually.

>months pass
>this
"The Sunflower case began in November 2011 when Danish law enforcement officials shared with HSI their discovery of material and posts on a chat board indicating that a 16-year-old boy was planning to rape an 11-year-old girl. The suspect was soliciting advice on a pedophile board and posting images of the girl. One image held a clue that proved to be invaluable to investigators: a yellow road sign visible from the window of a moving vehicle. The road sign depicted a sunflower graphic that was unique to the State of Kansas."

>dream that I got raided by local police
>wake up from sleeping in a panic, I need to clean my computer up, CP that needs to be written over on hard drive
>look at computer
"I'll do it when I wake up"
>sleep again
>BOOOM
>GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND
>Realize I'm already on the ground
>they fucking threw me off the couch onto the ground, have rug burn
>machine guns in my face, I'm not a gunfag, I don't know what kind
>what the fuck i-
>hope it's a drug bust

>>17464038
>everything goes quiet, I see a SWAT team rushing around my house, homeland security patches on them
>they sit me in a chair, after a few seconds my hearing comes back, "Do you understand?"
>blank stare at guy
>realize he is holding a paper that is a search warren and that he just read me my rights
>nod even though I didn't hear any of it

>guy takes me upstairs, sits me down in another chair
>has the laptop I was on, the fucking truecrypt volumes are still mounted
I used to use Jdownloader+Tor to download CP 24/7, there were almost always videos lined up to be downloaded, internet was like 150kb/s 40someting kb/s
>realize I'm fucked
>ask "Is the partyvan outside?"
>he kind of smiles weirdly, think he got the joke
>"Huh, What's that?"
>he doesn't get it at all
>pulls out voice recorder, constantly asking me to speak louder for it
>asks tons of random questions about Tor, cp, the photo editing programs, if I'm good with computer, blah blah, have you ever wanted to pooper your loli
>avoid all questions
>at one point they bring up my computer, it's not even logged out
>ask if I can tell the fags on IRC that I'm getting vanned, almost lets me, computer sleeps because low battery
>guy comes up, says, "search is done" something like that
>at the end, local police officer is there for some reason, "You should have just told him, son, don't waste our time."
>walking down stairs, homeland security guy holds my cuffs
>tell him I have to pee, walk to bathroom, hands are fucking numb from handcuffs
>un-cuffed, pee, cuffed again, start walking out
>stop at door, look at family, see sis, she looks pretty shocked, say "I'm sorry [her name]"
>get out door, they put chains around my waist and feet
>there is a line of van/truck type things out there all the way down my street
>get in local police car, homeland security guy comes along
>ask if they recorded the raid, "Huh? Oh, don't record 'entry'(? some fancy word), only the actual search"

>>17464041
Probably to cover their ass in case they killed someone.
>get to police station, pee
>driven to 'intake', first jail experience
>go to court within however many days, get another date
>lawyer comes and visits me, "I'm the lawyer that they assign when they want people to take a plea bargain"
>shows me stack of papers, it's evidence they have so far, asks if I'm ready to "go to the boy's industrial home for a long while"
>of course not, 'ok', he leaves
>5 months or so of going to court, discussing case with lawyer, mom there
>one time they show me a stack of binders, they actually printed out every CP picture I had, thumbnails in 5,6
>20~ binders, prosecutor pulls out one, flips though, mom in room, prosecutor tries to show discuss
>"The only normal, well kind of normal porn we found on his hard drive was cartoon porn with, you know, it's uh, girls with... male genitals"
kek
>one time they have evidence there, homeland security guy is there, ask if they could burn a copy of my 4chan folder and my music
>later told no because tons of porn/gore, I'm 16 at the time, music is copyrighted
The homeland security guy also told me that when they were going around looking for me, some girl identified anther guy, he got raided before I did. He was completely innocent.
The guy who I talked to then, he was pretty cool, I guess, he had a good sense of humor and knew what he was talking about, he was a forensic examiner or some shit, I think
>pulls out binder, it's on that I wrote down all the memes I knew from memory on, 3 pages, front and back
>shows one that says "CP" and "incest is wincest", flips to two-page that says "GOD HATES FAGS"
>we both laugh, he says it's surprising how nonchalant/relaxed I was about the entire thing
>find out sometime during that time sis wrote a letter to the judge/prosecutor saying she doesn't want me to go to jail

Do you live in a fucking cartoon, anon?

And you didn't ask for any advice about anything. Are you wondering what kind of polish to use?

>>17464031
Hello OP, i once used a spray to make latex clothing shiny in my bedroom, afterwards it became an ice rink and i was sliding into my bed everyday.

make sure you add a banana peel, too.

>>17464012

depends on the person, your relationship to them, and your resources.

no, there is no magic machine that just hacks twitter accounts for you.

>>17464019
Well; I chat with that person a lot, it's an average person and I don't really mind in being stealth. What to do?

>>17464046

that doesnt give us any context to your relationship or resources or the person.

LISTEN!!!

Nobody tell OP the answer so that he will be nervous as fuck during his exam and have high BP!

>>17464021
I'm not telling
I'm taking the secret to my grave!

>>17464011

Get lots of sleep.
Take B12 vitamin.
Eat dark greens.
Right before test, eat something high in carbs.

>>17464008

if this was a sciene it'd be common knowledge. gague each situation individually and judge accordingly.

best thing you can do is ask yourself
>what does being suspicious accomplish?

>>17464017
>gague each situation individually and judge accordingly

That's brilliant advice thank you.

And that's a good question, I realised: my attitude stems for a wrong concept of people. thank you thank you :)

>>17464017
very true.

Never base any situations on each other. Treat each one like its the only one to ever happen.

>>17464000
One girl actually did this weird thing where I came inside of her. I was gonna pull my dick out, but she grabbed my butt and told me to "keep going". It was so hot at the time that I got a second boner and fucked her again, after cumming in her, used that existing cum as lubricant basically and came inside of her again, which she obviously enjoyed.

>>17464000
>>17464009
Oh and I'll go ahead and say that 95% of these girls are from tinder

>>17464009
Playing a dangerous game.

My friend's gf at the time tried to keep him in when he was pulling out going raw, and he punched her so hard in the face to get her to let go that there's a dent in the headboard.

>>17463979
>should i read
Jesus...
Just read it, what the fuck do you have to lose by reading?

>>17463979

>i want to take the fun out of life by trying to control others

no

What do you need advice on? Also there's a literature board bud.

TigerDirect is good for new stuff, and they have sales quite often. Just keep an eye out

>>17463977
Thanks, dude. Anything helps

What the fuck are you evening looking for? If you're just looking for a laptop to do college work then there are a huge number of $200-400 machines that have huge battery lives and SSD's.

If you mean that you want to PLAY GAMES then you should outright just say that.

Either way, the best deals to be found are on refurbs. I've had 2 refurb laptops and they were both great.

>>17463961

if you can break in and make a name for yourself its not bad but its not great. you gotta remember that its not a job with a consistent paycheck. you are at the will of people who actually need a service. do you live in a major city? cuz outside of there you wont get much work. are you also actually fucking sneaky and know how to spy on people? theres some classes and info out there but if your first thought is 'WELL ID JUST BUY SOME STUFF' than you're off to a bad start and just larping.

>>17463961
>In highschool
>I'm a neet
No you're not, neet stands for not in education employment or training.

Yeah about the consisten paycheck, I would really like a steady income, but hey, im not aspiring to have a family, decent house or anything that would need it. Is it possible to be a PI as side career ? Like a hobby, but still do it on the side ?

>>17463928

stop obsessing over yourself. yo alreaedy have all the information you need.

>>17463928
Put money aside each week for new knees. They'll be fucked by the time you hit fifty.

Listen to your supervisors, especially on final checks, lock out/tag outs and safety.

Get a thick skin. Electricians are valued for ability, efficiency and performance. If you're slow, weak, or fuck up, own it, fix it, and don't make the same mistake twice. You will get yelled at and called names when you fail to live up to expectations, but also when you do well. Being called a fatherless faggot who fucks his own mother is both an insult or a term of endearment, depending on context. Get used to not being able to hit back when superiors fuck with you, and also get ready to hit back in kind when and where appropriate. If you just take insults all day and don't defend yourself from co-workers, you'll be considered both a boor and possibly, a faggot.

That being said, it's fun. I started out as a neuroscientist, and quit to work on boats. Thickened my skin quickly. I call my current chief mate, an 'that retarded fat sodomite." Everyone gets a nickname.

You'll get to like it a lot if you have any sort of sense of humor.

>>17463901

OK, take this from an oldfag who is happily married and has been working for a couple decades...

If you go to college, take a major that will lead to a high-paying job. Don't fuck around and just do your homework. If you are passionate about journalism, study marketing and make a lot more money doing the same work. Similarly, take industrial design over art, or petroleum engineering over physics and geology. No matter what job you want, study up on business and accounting.

It is important to love your career, but it is much easier to find what you love when you are not taking shit jobs out of desperation, living paycheck to paycheck.

As for findign love, work on yourself first. Spend a few years developing yourself as a person. Read and study and develop yourself intellectually. Get counseling and meditate to develop yourself emotionally. Practice talking to people, listening, and becoming comfortable in social situations. Develop hobbies, interests, passions. Figure out what you want out of life and out a life partner before you jump into anything.

If you are a healthy, fully realized person who is confident in himself, you won't have any problem meeting nice girls. Also, if you want a wife, look for a girl at church or classy social functions, not Tinder or the club.

get the fuck off of 4chan and reddit for a couple of weeks and try something new. Start exercising. Start teaching yourself Korean - there are hundreds of online communities and services that can help you get started with this. Start teaching yourself a new skill.

You ask if you should be spending so much time gaming. I think you know the answer. There is nothing wrong with gaming for recreation, but if you want to get anything done in life, logging hundreds of hours in Starcraft is not the answer.

Getting out in the world and trying new things, failing, learning, and working your ass off is the answer.

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>>17463937

>>17463937
> As for finding love, work on yourself first.
I think i'm actually too nice (no not memeing), and way to far nice. I have problems saying "No, sorry i cant do that". I always say yes to everything i get asked to do. I also always come on time (Which is a good thing i guess). But i mumble so much when i talk, i fucking hate it. And now i just mumble when i try to get someone attention, because i need to say it 2 times anyways. So yeah i agree, i need to work alot on myself, i'm just an awkward nerd with nothing to say, i hate having lunch at work. I'm just THAT quiet guy saying nothing at all, not because i'm that shy, i just don't have anything to say to contribute to the conversation. Guess that is what i get for spending my whole life inside.
I know i also need to read more, it will make me more intelligent and more interesting as a person. I'm NOT comfortable in any social situation desu, talking to my close friends are ok of course. But otherwise i'm socially retarded.

> If you are a healthy
I actually started working on in January, been going x3 a week since then. Not dropped 1 day, working out for 1-2 hours.

> look for a girl at church or classy social functions
Social functions, like what? I cant think of any open social functions where everyone can go.


> get the fuck off of 4chan and reddit for a couple of weeks and try something new.
Are they really that bad, i feel like i gained alot of knowledge of using Reddit, 4chan is more of a fun way to ... waste my time. I'm currently browsing /fit/, /adv/, /biz/ and /trv/.


> Start teaching yourself a new skill.
I actually want to get learning Cardistry, it seems interesting and looks dope AF.

> Getting out in the world and trying new things, failing, learning, and working your ass off is the answer.
Like what? I feel like i brainwashed myself, i live in a quite small town and feel like there is nothing to do at all. I got like 5 close friends, but my city sucks. What can i do with them?

>>17463892

>has no useful skills or education
>BUT IM A CIVILIZED PERSON AND EVERYONE HERE IS MONKEYS

1/10 would not greencard marriage.

>>17463911
Actually I don't know if any of my skills would be considered good enough. The info is very vague about that. I'm an above average chef, I can speak about 5 languages, I can deconstruct and rebuild various electronic devices and I can sew (Capable of making my own clothing and plush toys). I just don't know how much these skills matter.

And yeah, I'm very racist to my own people. I have good reason for that which I don't want to get into, and it's the kind of thing you have to live through to understand anyway.

Learn Java, way more jobs with it and more potential to make money as a freelancer.

>>17463866
is Java a very different from Python? I think that all programming languages have the same basic tools and function. Am I wrong?

Don't you fucking die on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17463858

if you need drugs to do something, than you dont love that activity as much as you thought oyu did.

>>17463858
Don't do that to yourself. Adderall dependency is going to magically fix this? Grow up.

I've seen so many people go down that path in the last few years. "I'm not trying to get high!!!', and within a few weeks they are doing 200mg/a day 4x a week.

If you want to destroy your seretonin and dopamine production for a quick cop out go right ahead. Then enjoy true motivational problems.

>>17463858
unless you think you might actually have ADHD it's probably a bad idea. Also you're going to be significantly worse off with your motivational problems if you abuse them. Trust me, it will fuck you right up