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I thought that as I aged I could stop being sad about being a completely undesirable permavirgin with no friends but I still get to thinking sometimes and I get just as sad as back in my late teens when I realized that my situation was permanent.
Is there no way to stop the feels?
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What have you done about becoming a not-undesirable permavirgin?
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Improving my hygiene, working out 5 days a week for 4 months now, getting some strong gains.
Dressing better.
Acting more confident.
It makes no difference.
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>>17466522
Op here. I dress well and tried to put in a lot of effort to be social when I was in university.
I also tried online dating.
I can't do much more, I tried lifting and that didn't last.
I don't think that it's possible for me to change enough for a girl to be able to like me.
The only thing I can hope for is to stop giving a fuck but that's very difficult.
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Help with being Assertive and Domineering
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Hi I recently got a girlfriend and she is amazing and we both love each other.
But I am a virgin and she has had two ex partners before. whilst I have had one only
She is a submissive girl who likes giving pleasure and being used. I am a dom but very early with little to no experience in this area.
I want some theory. she has told me that she wants me to taker her hard and never stop. I dont even know how to fuck. any good lessons out there? advice on how to assert myself?
I dont want to lose her. please help me. i tried tumblr and its full of disgusting feminist propaganda and consent rubbish
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You can't say that you're a dom and then ask for advice on how to assert yourself.
It's like saying you're a Olympian swimmer and then ask for water wings.
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>>17466481
Her and just about all other women ever born.
Read an erotica book. Porn for mommies, you know? 90% follows the 'ravishing' fantasy.
Do you lift weights? Use that strength to do silly things like holding her up while you fuck her. Do silly dominant stuff like holding her down, hand on throat (do not stop her breath or pulse, that takes quite a bit of training to do without hurting her!), if you think you won't last long enough get a cock ring.
Check if she wants pain, to be hit, humiliation, to be punished, or to be restrained. Those are pretty common, beware never to go overboard! Those are hot fantasies, but harsh realities, 'the real thing' will probably turn her off!
If you want lessons, look for some male pornstars like Ferrera, Siffredi (often too much!), Dean.
I sell electronics at my local Target. The tvs and music there are loud so I really have to pipe up to talk over them. I also have really bad GERD and if I fuck up and eat something I shouldn't I'll start getting acid in my throat and burping too much. All this puts a ton of strain on my vocal cords.
Its become such an issue that I am unable to speak today.
What are some good ways to recover and tactics to keep my vocal stress to a minimum in the future?
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>>17466468
I heard swallowing an ounce of cum every morning helps.
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turn down the volume on the tvs ??? duh
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>>17466860
Boss won't let me because people need to hear the ads from x meters away, according to corporate. If I'm missing work because of it I can probably convince HR to do something.
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hey /adv/ how do I bring up to my doctor that I have klinefelter syndrome? For two different doctors, I tried to mention that I find it weird that I basically look like pic related without the breasts and small testicles but they keep shooting me down and telling me that I am depressed, insecure etc. Im pretty confident I have it, and would like the peace of mind to know. What do?
Pls Help
>inb4 you're fat or delusional
>inb4 become trap
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MDfag here. I can tell right now that you ARE depressed/anxious. The thing is that we can actually treat depression and anxiety. What do you expect us to do about Klinefelters? Extract every extra X chromosome out of your doughboy body? It's only an issue if you're planning to have kids but I know that's not the case you turbovirgin
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>>17466525
The symptoms are slowly getting worse. Hips are getting broader. Getting some nipple fat too, and I am a fuckin cardiofag. Its gotta be some hormonal bullshit that can be alleviated.
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>>17466458
>genetically not blessed with big dick
>overweight due to lack of excersise and proper diet
Yeah, go lift a weight instead of a burger and learn to eat pussy like a pro
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How do you know if you are an attractive guy? I grew up as an ugly teenager and have low self esteem due to it. A lot of people have been calling me attractive recently but I find it hard to believe. What are some signs to look for?
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Bump O peace
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Bump for same situation
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>manage to get a date
>it goes really well
>make plans for following weekend
>after a week of not seeing each other she loses interest and flakes
How do you keep it alive when youre a 9-5 wagecuck?
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>>17466413
Dick pics
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>>17466413
Messaging, calling etc. Make interesting plans and hint at then throughout the week. Send occasional flirty messages. Although, if she were really interested, she would have waited the week. She just wasn't that into you.
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>>17466413
My advice OP is you've got to be a little more mysterious and I don't mean wear a black coat.
Dont book in advance that far, it implies your willing to put her pedestal, implying your the best thing she has going on, therefore no abundance mentality.
Just say non-committal but positive things like, "we should definitely meet again, I'll have my secretary make a time".
Cheeky banter is your friend, in the initial courtship it's about being interesting and demonstrating social value.
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How Do I Get My Tubes Tied? 2016-08-16 12:16:56 Post No.17466410
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How Do I Get My Tubes Tied?
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I am a 26 year old woman, for 4 years, and a lot of thought beforehand, I have wanted to get my tubes tied.
My doctor ignores me, talks me out of it, or just says no every single time. I have talked to multiple doctors, some compromised by my actual doctor, all have said no. I have tried planned parenthood, and even they didn't give me any leads.
Children aren't for me, never have been and never will. I have had my fair share of pregnancy scares, enough to know that it sends me into a pit of anxiety and panic attacks. I will never be a biological mother. If anything I will be an adopted mother, just for morals and my own health.
What can I do to get a doctor that I can get the surgery done? Please don't try to talk me out of it, I made up my mind a long time ago.
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Why are you so hellbent on getting them tied? Birth control isn't good enough for you?
or is the sheer volume of cum you absorb scaring you into pregnancy
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>>17466410
Tell the planned parenthood doc that you're asking the friendly neighborhood butcher to do it, if he refuses.
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>>17466415
I have menstrual cramps, and other details i'd rather not get into. A genetic thing, passed on from my mother.
Birth control pills have constantly caused me vomiting, nausea and other symptoms, similar to my period. So why even bother?
Surely you understand, anon?
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Glasses wearer's: How much did your glasses cost you? Frames + lenses?
I've had the same pair for 10 years and I'm finally going to buy new ones. I've just worn contacts for most of that time is the reason why I haven't changed them yet.
I looked at one shop and the cheapest frames were $140. Now, I guess they were mostly brand names... Can I get a good quality set of frames for under say $50?
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>good quality under 50
no but you can try Walmart.
I've had designer frames that fit/feel a little better than the cheap ones I have now (300$ to a 20$ frame now), but it really isnt worth the extra money.
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Look around at some Chinese sites, you just need your prescription information. I bought mine from optical4less and they're not great, but they're fine and lasted me 4+ years.
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I spent 200$ and that's worth it, since I will probably have been wearing this until my eyesight gets worse or I break them, which is unlikely.
I probably could have spent less, but whatever, I found the ones that fit me.
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I need an outsider's perspective
I've been fancying this girl for a few days. She doesn't look the best, but I feel like I can relate and trust her, she also feels warm. I have a problem that only really allows me to feel if I refrain from masturbating, I succumbed to the temptation around 24 hours ago and went to sleep shortly after
In my dream I was getting close to another girl, we shared a lot in common, she was basically the perfect woman for me, except she does not exist.
Why did I have this dream? There are a few possibilities. I have a history of getting pointlessly infatuated towards women for their appearance, perhaps my mind was testing me through my reaction to this dream-based concept. If I got infatuated towards this concept, then I would fail the "test" and would not be ready to reach a higher emotional understanding of myself
Or perhaps it wants me to stay away from that woman due to her generic appearance, and seeks to substitute it with another woman, though she does not exist so that is impossible.
What are your thoughts? I don't want to make a decision as of now as I lack conclusive evidence. Yeah, I'm also mentally unhinged, I need advice on this specific issue only
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I'd say the dream is unrelated. Dreams generally have a very restricted and superficial range of emotions that you can feel while having them - in this case it's the basic human desire to seek after something that they're comfortable with.
I can't really offer help on the real life front as only you know your preferences, but don't hold that dream you had with too much regard, is the advice I can offer.
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The best I can come up with is that you need /adv to be your personal blog, so continue to bump your thread with insightful thoughts on how dreams have symbolic meaning until you figure out that you can decide what changes to make in life based solely on what you wish for.
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>>17466378
>interpreting dreams
You know dreams are just the brains way of dumping out useless shit you subconsciously accrue through a day, right?
They are literally meaningless
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So I was sent her from /b/
My gf and I had a fight last Friday. I told her that I was really not confident that she really loved me. When we first started out, we both wore complementary rings, that same Friday I told her that if she was not ready for a relationship, that she could take it back. That I really loved her she was just not showing it. She got offended and said that she was trying so hard, and that it was a shame I didn't believed her. I immediately apologized and said that I took everything that I said back. She refused to continue the relationship and said that she needed time to think. I can give more info. But now her gg profile pic is the one attached. She told me that she wanted to talk, but till Friday.. How fucked am I guys?
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If you don't know then it's over.
Just start looking for a new girl, she will probably take you back but shes obviously not worth keeping a relationship going with.
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Any particular reason as to why you think this? Her Facebook cover photos are like the following one. I just really love her man.. I wish this had never happened..
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Yeah...you said the words you shouldn't say in a relationship. If you felt it not going anywhere you coulda broke up. But now the ball is in her court. Make this a lesson for your next relationship and not go too crazy in a relationship of 8 months. Honeymoon phases are different from the rest of it.
My GF of 1+ years left the honeymoon phase and only respond in like 2 words at a time normally cause one of us is on skype or binging something..Doesn't mean we don't love each other. Just take this as a learning lesson for next time
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Relationship tech advice, get in here neckbeards.
How can I into a long distance relationship? I've been in here before asking what i should do since I can't emotionally connect with anyone even family but I was raised well and don't want to keep fucking around and leaving women when they get attached and want to spend too much time together(and by too much I mean like more than once a week and even that i don't like, so most grills aren't up for it).
The general consensus was that I should seek a LDR, I've tried changing my location settings on a number of dating sites but they all seem to use automatic GPS location to find people and if I turn off my phone's GPS it just requests me to turn it back on. I was wondering if I could get one last bit of advice and someone either tell me how else I could bypass that or another method of pursuing a LDR.
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Bump. I guess 4chan is sleeping in today.
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Been in an LDR for 7 months, she lives in the states and I'm in the UK (visited each other twice). We didn't intentionally meet on a dating app, just sort of hit it off on a language exchange website. My advice to you is never to seek out companionship, if it happens it happens.
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good advice Chad
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I have a very weird and specific problem.
I love reading about traditionalism and spirituality, but the more I read the more I find out my desires may be detrimental or that many teachers are already on a wrong path and are unintentionally deceiving people through the borrowing of sacred symbols and knowledge and distorting them through new-age spirituality to tailor the nature of world completely to the self. This all done in an attempt to reduce their anxiety, confusion and to justify their lack of research into ancient spirituality and traditions.
The problem is, I love a lot of worldly things, especially sex and fun, and it makes me feel guilty. I don't consider myself a bad person (But most people believe they act in the name of good or without consequence) but I fear that if I attempt to be blissfully ignorant, my spirit will regret it in the afterlife and refuse to ascend in some form and that I will be subject to some torment. Not necessarily a hell as the hell most people picture in their minds is completely symbolic of an afterlife of regret through abuse of the soul while in the physical body.
I'm already a good person at a human level and I believe in a base spirituality, but I feel guilty when I submit to animalistic pleasures such as sex, a good meal, or fun. This takes its toll and spoils many things. I worry so much of the time as I am dedicated to my pursuit of a higher self but I also love life on a base, human level and I would rather commit my life to art and beauty.
I know this sounds really stupid and fucked up but it's legitimately worrying me.
What should I do?
tl;dr: Feel guilty about having fun because it doesn't feel spiritually right. Should I submit to tradition/spirit for relief but less happiness or be individualistic and carefree (But still generally moral).
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Do whatever you want. That's the beauty of life. I think you are obsessing too much over having fun, when having fun is an essential part of life. Don't subscribe to some philosophy which casts aside pleasures just because it made the creator feel good or some shit
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>>17466335
New age stuff makes some sense as it tries to unify most beliefs, you wont find a new age thing that doesnt accept jesus or any of the other prophets, its actually a nice solution to the question of what happens to the souls of people born before christianity or judaism. Personally i dont know if I believe any of it but the 'truth' is less important to me everyday, i do me
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Just because something is old doesn't mean it's wise. New age, old school, same shit just rebranded.
>be stupid C grade student all throughout primary
>never paid attention, gave zero fucks, get shit talked by teachers during parent teacher interviews
>get to highschool, decide "fuck it, im gonna be a sickkunt"
>become mad A+ students, win parents and teachers love
>make it to yr12, start HSC
>shits hard, start to have doubts
>panic all throught yr12 but get 97 atar
>parens love me even more and rich uncles perception of me changes
>become official smart kunt of the family
>spend everyday after HSC deciding what to do in uni
>cant decide, everything sucks and im lazy
>say fuck it and do accounting and finance degree
>2 sems in, 4/4 GPA, but shits hard
>look around, everyones stupid but they all already have jobs and internships
>apply for that shit on the reg, no success
>have convo with inferior classmates
>fuck theyre actually geniuses, u cant compete
>realize im only academically gifted but actually am a dumb kunt
>my poor ass famiy has big expectations for me
>probs never gonna get a job
>proba amount to nothing and disappoint all
>realize i have no other skills or plans
The fuck do i do?
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Kill urself?
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This^
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Get someone to look over your resume and help with cover letters at your college's career center. Usually this is a free thing colleges do and it can go a long way. Suck it up and get to know your successful classmates, they can help propel you into your career and also could you land you an internship or job. If you really want to learn a trade, or anything really, surround yourself with it. Get books or magazines to read in the mornings or evenings, avoid stupid shit that can be put off, really consider your priorities and get better at the management. Literally every normal college kid goes through this unless they are professional ass kissers, they have good connections from the start, or their parents are rich (or there parents have good connections which they then leech off of).
Don't expect change to happen randomly, you have to be the one to change your life. No one else is going to do it for you.
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My life is falling apart. 2016-08-16 11:03:55 Post No.17466315
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My life is falling apart.
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I really need help guys. I'm a 20 year old University student. I literally have no motivation to do school work or improve my life. I'm overweight and. I don't have any life skills from the most basic shit like doing laundry or saving up money. I don't have a girlfriend or any female friends. I do have a part-time job as a store worker, but I got it through a friend. My usual weekday routine consists of waking up at around noon, going to 1 lecture out of 3 or 4 I have to attend, going home and playing games till 4 am.
I'm just a big pretender to everyone I know while my life pretty much crumbles around me. I play it off to my parents and friends like I'm getting As and Bs in school and have my shit together when I average a C- and I've already failed 4 out of 12 courses and on the verge of not being able to enrol in another course because of low average GPA. If I don't bump my GPA up by the end of this semester I won't be able to attend and my parents will probably kick me out of the house for it.
I've had brief thoughts of "If I kill myself all this worrying will be over" or "What's the most painless way to kill myself" but I've never acted on it. I can't think of a bright future in any circumstance if I keep living like this.
As I write this I'm literally wasting time not doing an assignment but I needed to get this off my chest to someone who doesn't know me.
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what are you studying?
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Computer Science
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go figure.
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I would like a gf but I spend most of my time playing video games, listening to audio books and lurking 4chan.
Does this mean I can't get a gf because I'm boring?
I'd be willing to go out and do stuff with her as long as it's just us or a small group of people.
I'm 7/10 with big beard and big eyebrows.
I'm working on getting a job but I do have money to spend.
Been really lonely lately. Need a cute girl to cuddle with.
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>>17466306
So far you haven't offered this girl anything other than your beard and that she gets to comfort you.
You need to offer more than that and I'm sure you have more to offer you.
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>>17466308
What can I offer besides emotional support and companionship though?
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Why would any girl want you? You sound like bottom of the barrel. Fix your life first, then a gf will follow.