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>>17464247
>But when you catch yourself thinking about me or feel the urge of talking to me, just get a piece of paper and write it down. After 21 days burn the papers and re asses your feelings for me
>re asses
Mild kek
But yeah, what the fuck is this? Are you trying to summon Chad the Incubus for her? What did you do to make her give you an instruction manual of weird shit to accomplish? Are you both from /x/ or something? I'm genuinely curious.

>>17464311
Friends for 6 years was in love with her for 3 of those 6 years we had a thing in high school. Told her my true feeling for her and she just walked away 2 days later she texts me that. The 21 days have passed.

>>17464321
The friend zone is forever, not 21 days.

>>17464246

what? explain your actual problem

>>17464252
Dungeons and dragons man! How do I get out?

Are you saying you're in too deep?

>>17464228

That pic.

Doesn't say genders but we all know...
Clever. Adding it to my /r9k/ + /pol/ folders, especially for threads about why men or millenials aren't interested in dating as much.

Thank you.

>>17464354
I don't know, I wouldn't be surprised if men use the same sorts of excuses to have a few girls on the go at once. But I'm not really experienced enough in dating to know for sure.

>>17464354
It isn't wrong though...
we see the very same thing here in this board everyday

>I don't know why are you still drag this out. You have made this a bigger deal than what it actually is. It is very, very clear to me now that there is something wrong with you. And no amount of bitching to people who don't even matter to you is going to fix that. You need to go see your doctor, go see a therapist come get medicated. And start fucking dealing with your own problems. I'm tired of you treating me like I'm your fucking doormat, like your shrink, with you constantly inviting me to your stupid ass pity parties. You have no idea what I have been going through, which is good through because it doesn't matter to you. You have no idea what I have done for you. The lies I have told for you, to cover up the things you've done, the things you've said, the way you made me feel. You are beyond help from anyone who isn't a professional. It's time for you to grow up and get out of my life

Wow she's insanely mad.

She's still insisting on this...

She is right, you are a loser faggot and she deserves to be treated better. She had enough of your crap and made a better decision. See a therapist, maybe when money is going out of your pocket can you focus faggot.

She had a curfew? How old is this broad?

>>17464217
20. She had to do stuff the next day so she set it.

Another party soon, you don't want to seem desperate. Don't reintroduce yourself and play it light. Tease her a bit and make her laugh, bring condoms if something happens.

it's not that hard

Literally like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l3XZgR686I

>>17464211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PpH2TISFUc

They are probably not interested and don't want to hurt your feelings lmao

Justified or not, most women learn that if you reject a guy straight out, he will harrass you in some way or another. They also learn that if you string men along, they will remain polite/on good behavior indefinitely, since they think they still have a shot until they quietly give up.

Its a shame.

>>17464381
Yeah I get this, my ex and several girlfriends have told me this before. It still annoys me though, because in most cases I'd say both parties would be better off if y the girl stated what's on her mind.

>>17464402
I guess this makes some sense. Seems rather selfish though. I know once a girl has told me no I just stop because there's plenty of fish. Sure a guy will be sad for a bit but most get over them soon enough.

The stringing along pisses me off until I confront them and then any chance of a friendship after that is ruined.

I should add, I've never done any kind of project like this before.

The men in my family were completely incompetent when it came to handyman stuff, so I don't want to ask their advice.

If my idea sound idiotic, please tell me what I am doing wrong. That's why I am asking. Hopefully some handier anons on here can set me down the right path.

Oh, hey, my captcha is "pancakes"

Most delicious capctcha ever.

I'm not much of a handy person but I don't think I'd use sand, because it's gonna settle and make your paving stones uneven and unstable. you're probably going to want to pour concrete.

I would also run your plan by /diy/ if you haven't already and see what they think.

and make sure you call the city before you do it and find out if you need a building permit or not.

good luck OP, I'm gonna go look for some red green reruns on youtube or something. I miss that show.

>>17464223

thanks, anon!

oh and the girl is 18

Should have used a condom. Sure they were overpriced but they fucking work but no idiots like you want to raw dog girls.

Enjoy the consequences dumbfuck because life will be a lot harder now than before.

Your own fault for taking her back retard. It's most probably not your kid anyway, she just came back as she got knocked up by some loser who won't pay child support.

>>17464168

wait it out. if she comes around you talk about it and explain. you cant force her to understand

find a new gf who isn't such a fucking normie

>>17464176
Yeah for ex if were texting she'll just give shotty uninterested responses and jump to "dinner with family" or "watching movie with family" and it only started happening after I brought it up. I guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens.

I'm a musician too. I performed for my high school, and a couple of short sets with a band as well. I record alone now. I get anxiety but you just have to man up and do it. Singing is freeing. Record some stuff, put it on soundcloud, get validation from that.

Cut the crap man, get a degree or learn a trade like the rest of us. This hippie musician life style doesn't pay the fucking bills.

>>17464266
I am working on getting a degree in music. Music is one of the few things that makes me happy. I want to do everything I can to make a living with music. Until that time I work as a bartender. Because I have to pay for music school.

Bump, I'm dying of hunger here

>>17464210
It's Grain, how bad can it be? Just smell it, does it have green shit in it? Then dont eat it.

>>17464216
That's what I was thinking, but I'm not particularly fond of diarrhea so I thought I'd ask. It smells pretty much okay and has no weird shit in it, so I guess I can eat it?

Prove it was a mistake by showing up in mind condition for a week

if you chat again, bring it up and laugh it off

Don't talk to her, play cool and be fresh until the time she talks to you again.

That sucks anon but you should pay more attention to your hygiene, your body odor and the clothes you wear.

Just don't let it happen again, make sure to smell good everyday from now on and she'll eventually notice you actually care about your hygiene and will forget that or dismiss it as one bad day.

Please respond, I'm so lonely I'm going insane.

I think tinder could work but state that it's just platonic relations you are looking for. I have heard of one called meetups, but I don't know too much about it. There are also just good old fashioned singles clubs that plan monthly events.

>>17464125
Learn to enjoy stuff by yourself, a few years ago I decided that my friends wanting or not to do stuff shouldnt dictate if I do stuff or not, the philosophy is never do nothing with other people you wouldnt do by yourself(there are obviously exceptions but not as many as youd think)

>>17464104

Now, I WANT TO have sex with her. I have no clue what to do, though. What should I even wear to her house? How do I confirm the time? I've decided to wear anything that makes me look good and to just call her and ask her if I can come over.

How should I initiate it? Should I go straight for PIV or should I go down on her first? Should I ask her to give me a blowjob? Also, how sensitive are nipples, really? I'm afraid I might bruise it or something because I don't think I'm going to be able to control myself.

Should I bring her flowers or something?

Is using a condom really necessary? I've heard that it dulls the sensation considerably (I have a foreskin) but I want to experience sex fully. Will it be painful for her if I break her hymen? Should I clean my penis after breaking the hymen because it might have blood on it? Does she have to wash her vagina because of the blood? (We're both the same blood group BTW)

If you have any other advice please share it, I'm pretty nervous right now.

she's a slut, don't do it OP.

Wear normal clothes, don't try to hard.

Deodorant and a shower before you head out. Very important but go to the pharmacy and buy anti-bacterial soap for your balls. This will allow them to be clean and smell fresh when it is time ot plow. Buy condoms as well.

Kiss. Slowly take off each other clothes. Foreplay by kissing parts of her body, thighs, tits, stomach, and then start eating her out when she is wet. After that let her blow you, get some lube and then fuck her missionary style. After you cum, start kissing each other again and get her to do a hand job inorder to your hard and then from there feel up her tits and ass then go for round 2. It is your first time so no need to worry if it will be bad, the first time is usually bad for both parties.