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>>17466762
Make internet friends

Then cry when they leave

>>17466762
Sounds like either they're a shitty friend or you're really actually unbearable to be around.

Most likely they're a shitty friend.

I suggest tagging along at work events or start frequenting a bar a you like. You're bound to meet someone at some point.

>>17466771
I'm gonna to go tabletop rpg groups and zen gatherings. seems like a safe-ish bet, and the people are likely to be different than what I'm used to. it might be gAy, but whatever. it could also be very interesting.

tl;dr: go outside

>>17466771
pls kiss my anus for how unhelpful you are

>>17466747
For school or for personal enjoyment?

>>17466754
Either, really. I always used to read summaries for school

>>17466747
Jesus only 10 pages?

Books are an investment. You don't get instant gratification like you do from a TV show or (some) movies.

I guess if you want to give it a better shot, give yourself a goal that's dependent on the length of the book. If it's like 400 pages, set a goal to get to page 100. If you don't like it, or feel invested, or you don't have the desire to continue reading it, then you most likely won't like the rest of the book.

Get a real job.

>teach me how to be funny/interesting

That's not something that's easily taught.

I just don't know what to start out with. That's why I'm asking for advice

Sorry dude, but you live in a world where a woman can beat the shit out of you and no one will care besides maybe your mother. And almost rightfully so, because you have no business getting your ass handed to you by a woman unless she's some badass athlete or something, which I'm assuming shes not.

Regardless, I would keep trying to press charges. your situation sucks dude and I'm really sorry. Maybe try moving to another place, learn some martial arts, work out, get strong. You can do all that on your own too if youre worried about the social aspect.

god that's really horrible op
i'm sorry the cops laughed at you, that's some fucked up shit

all i can really say is STOP INTERACTING WITH HER
NEVER DO IT AGAIN

if you have the financial means and you're willing to do it, moving away might be a good move. if not, literally stay the fuck away from her. seek therapy if you need it, there's no shame in it.
good luck.

>>17466736

I can't express how much I appreciate you taking the time out of your day to read my story and reply to me.

I'll put serious consideration in to what you've suggested

>>17466695
lots and lots of coconut oil

you could also try dermarolling

>>17466695
Well they're basically just scars right? So shouldn't vitamin E help out a lot?

I'm pretty sure that you can get the capsules and open them to use the oil on your skin.

Tablets called Hair, Skin & Nails. Brand I use is Natures Own.
Bio-oil. Bit expensive, use once when you get up and again after showering at night. It takes 3months minimum to see results but both of those have reduced mine.
Tanning helps hide them but I like to glow like the moon so I dont do that.

Get reading

Sparknotes and Faith, my friend.

Easy, research the subject until you got the gist.
Spout a lot of nonsense, use quotes and facts weaved in. Argue for and against, give your thoughts in the end.

Most of the paper- 4000 word middle is pharaprasing your sources.

>>17466658
Have a talk to her, when you're both calm, and tell her that you're very tired of her attitude and you wish you could improve this aspect of your relationship.
If she keeps doing it, apologise for the mistake ("I am sorry if I didn't reply, I didn't read your text") and then ignore her until she stops being a bitch.

she's being an arrogant bitch. you do not deserve a nagging asshole that hates everything you do, no matter how much you love her. she obviously has no real love and affection towards you, so break it off.

Buddy listen to me; She doesn't give a shit about you or your feelings.
Your choices are:
>Live with no respect for yourself or your feelings
>Break up with the girl and find a decent human being eventually to be with

Is it worth getting laid? I've been where you are and things will NOT get better

It's doubly annoying because I almost feel like I'm in some sort of plato's allegory type of shit, where at the very least I had a girlfriend, even if there were major problems, but I always just felt held back from experiencing a 10/10 relationship. Being alone for the last four months has really done some damage though.

>it was a very taxing, emotionally unhealthy experience for me and I only have theories why
>I don't know anyone who can help me with this kind of stuff in detail
>should I start talking to her again?

yeah, knock yourself out kid

>It would be nice to have some closure or something.
I said that when I was younger, but I don't recall what I actually meant. It's most likely that you already have closure, but you're looking for a level of closure that doesn't exist outside of fiction.

Going on a limb here, there is some understanding between you two, but you are all stirred up inside and having difficulty understanding your own feelings? You don't need to feel guilty about leaving someone, so there is more to it than simply that, there are some other thought processes going on in there.

>I'm thinking about getting back together with her, or doing it under the guise of being a friend, tricking myself too of course
Good luck with that. Even you, who regrets not being with her on some level and is very entangled in the situation on a personal level, can see that is a terrible idea. If you want to go ahead and take the desctructive action, then I can't stop you, nor do I really care since bullshit like this happens on a daily basis.

>>17466798
>being alone has done some damage
try not to be co-dependent
lots of people aren't clinically co-dependent and can literally cut it out

>I always felt held back form experiencing a 10/10 relationship
like she wasn't letting you two be completely happy? she sounds like she has too many problems to be a good partner.

>hairy
Do you have a stubble or something?

>>17466634
No... luckyly

You're a big girl.

You can't text him?

>>17466642
It can take over a week for him to respond. I don't think there is a trick that allows him to talk more. I even asked him if I can send longer letters by e-mail and he can respond whenever like an overseas pen-pal, but he says he doesn't want to stress over whether he has e-mails in his inbox or not.

>>17466705
Seems like he doesn't really like you

>>17466568
Also small things have started to annoy me. She and I don't share a music taste and she complains about my music all the time. She's shy and doesn't like to take part where I'm more extroverted. She is academically gifted and work focused which I like and respect but she can be a bit of a bore

>>17466568
Talk to her. Tell her how you feel. Communicate more. >>17466568

Sounds like it's time to move on, OP. It happens. It sucks.

Just went through it with my now ex. I love him to death, but it just wasn't working out so well anymore. You can live without her being your girlfriend. And if she is actually really important to you, after some time post break up, you can be friends or something (it is possible).

>>17466534
The first thing you have to do is post another cool Parisian wallpaper.

>>17466590
Really ?

That's a cool photoshop.

>>17466532

Eat some razor blades

>>17466543
No man, I would choke
Don't be rude

Guy or girl? If guy, who cares, all male legs are fugly.

If girl, there are dozens of products that don't require shaving (wax, veet, etc.) And as long as you have fine/thin hairs, most guys won't notice or care.

>>17466519

No they won't

And you can earn side money from playing piano so you won't have to take student loans, and you can join a band at college that needs a keyboard player, so there is that too

>>17466519
>I'm a 22 years old

you are not late for anything.
it is never late for anything actually

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>>17466526
I'm european luckily so I won't have to pay ridiculously expensive tuitions, mostly just housing and some small university fees.

>>17466530
It's just that sometimes "it's never too late" feels like cheap, feel-good schlock, but I'm probably just being too pessimistic.

>>17466510
I chafed my dick

How do I nurse it cause it hurts to get boners

>>17466512

Sorry to say but you're going to have to be hands off for awhile. I'd tell you to apply ointment but you'd probably jerk off.

Also, stop masturbating three times a day; not only does it hurt the dick to rub against your dry manhands, but it releases a bunch of hormones that can cause depression if the brain gets used to them and then suddenly doesn't have them.

>>17466516
I have soft hands though it was just humid outside when I got a handjob and we decided to use lube after

> releases a bunch of hormones that can cause depression if the brain gets used to them and then suddenly doesn't have them.

Sounds like everything causes depression nowadays