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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.
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>>17464745
I claim this thread in the name of the Inquisition of Pegasus
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Background: ~20% of women cum quickly and repeatedly, ~60% cum once, maybe twice during a session, and ~20% cum infrequently.
How does it feel to have sex and not cum -- and know you're not going to?
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How do boys feel about hairy girls? If a girls shaves/wax but its still difficult for her to control it everyday, would you judge her too harsh?
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How does one get their shit together?
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>Take a shit
>Get a fishing net
>Scoop up all your shit in on large pile, getting it together.
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Eat more fiber.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRUGx7Tow7E
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Hi /adv/.
Well, i need help.
I'm about to go offline in 12 hours or less and i come here to suggestions.
What are fun and great things i can do with an Android phone?
Just name things that can get me out of boredom.
Things already in list:
>book reading
>pokemon firered
Thanks in advance!
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Roll the ball
Pokemon Go
Unblock me
Medium (blogs)
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>>17464726
Blogs and anything related to Wifi or Mobile data is out of question. I'm going to be offline on mobile as well. (Only whatsapp)
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>>17464738
Download a ds emulator
Play advance wars duel strike
Should last you for a while
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Oh shit /adv/ I fucked up bad
Today was my first day of college and I totally forgot and ended up not showing up to either. I got dropped from one of my two classes but I need both clases in order to get both paid for by a grant.
What do I do?
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>>17464696
You're fucked. How in hell you forgot about your first day of college? Futhermore, how can you expect to survive in college if you dont have a planner?
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>>17464696
Kill yourself for being a stupid moron polluting the human genepool
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Troll job. No way a person can be this stupid. So you are smart enough to get a grant but forget the day college starts? How stupid do you think we are you fucking dipshit? Fuck off.
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I need to buy a new car.
The Honda CRV (or Ford Escape are my current choices).
Background: I move an average of ~1000 miles every 3-6 months for the past 5 years since I graduated doing contract jobs. These vehicles are the smallest vehicles I that I can pack everything I own in and just move without having to make 3 ~1000 miles trips every single time I move.
Th MSRP of a CRV is ~$24,000, however this add says 259/months X 36 months with 649 in Fees.
$649 + $259*36 = $9973
This is no where near the MSRP. What am I missing? Feels like a trick.
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>>17464686
649 * 36
The fee is monthly
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>buy '98 Jeep Cherokee
>Get a better vehicle for only $1,500
You're a moron, also. That's a LEASE.
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>>17464686
It's a lease for 36 months.
To me lease implies you don't get to keep the car.
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Concentration and intelligence enhancing drugs 2016-08-15 23:02:56 Post No.17464678
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Concentration and intelligence enhancing drugs
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2016-08-15 23:02:56
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Can any if you recommend any legal over the counter concentration drugs to study for hours and increase the productivity of the learning and increase memory/recall? Maybe like some version of Adderall? Do you guys use any you would recommend? Also, does it make you brain weaker when not using it? Would I have to say, use it once a month? Week? For no negative effects.
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Bump please guys I don't want to just go to the store and buy the first available product, I don't know how safe it is and on the internet companies can pay to get better reviews.
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If you need to use shortcuts, you're already fucked.
Study, nigger.
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>>17464678
I tried modafinil, but I don't recommend it. Just made me feel agitated as fuck, and it lasted for an incredibly long time, far longer than convenient or necessary. Amphetamines are really THE performance enhancing drug, but you can't get away with using them much more than once a week.
>my girlfriend usually picks up my half empty cups off of my dresser while I'm sleeping
>a few days ago she went on vacation for a week
>I went too sleep with a half emty bottle of cool aid and a emty Pepsi bottle on my dresser
>I woke up and they were gone
>my girlfriend wasn't home, and no one else had been in the house
>me being paranoid, I tore the whole place apart looking for an intruder
>I moved the shelf in my living room, and there was a hole big enough for someone too crawl through in the wall
>I looked in it
>I saw many empty Pepsi bottles, surge bottles, water bottles, and basically any other drink that I like
>I also say various candy wrappers and chip bags
Should I call the cops? I'm seriously fucking scared that there is someone living in my house. I'm sure some of you will think this is fake, but it's not. Please help me.
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Weasels like stealing objects and hiding in holes. Could your gf actually be a weasel?
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>>17464673
Call the cops.
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>>17464677
My girlfriend wasn't home when this took place.
LDRGF is moving in with me in 2 months. Any tips how to keep our relationship going good?
I've moved into a EXS house before and ended up being annoyed with her all the time cause she didn't give me space so I ended it with her after a year of living with her
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Going to be same thing. You are so used to seeing her on skype or on text that you will be shocked at her little annoyances once you live with her.
I give 2 months.
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>>17464634
>LDRGF
long distance raging girlfriend?
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You're asking for trouble
Should I stay with my girlfriend who cheated on me ?
If i do does that make me gay ?
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>>17464618
Yes it does, dump her and move on.
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can you forgive her for cheating?
Can you forget she cheated on you?
Is she worth a second chance?
If you like cock, youre gay.
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>Should I stay with my girlfriend who cheated on me ?
no
>If i do does that make me gay ?
no??
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Help me decide whether to break up with her or not. 2016-08-15 22:39:19 Post No.17464607
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Help me decide whether to break up with her or not.
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Ill post the short version first and go into detail if required
>Get with girl over a year ago
>things are great for the first year but then things start getting rocky
>arguing all the time both because of differences in core beliefs and over trivial shit and if we aren't conversations are often one-sided and dull but there are still times in between where itll be good for a few weeks
>Been thinking of breaking up with her lately because of this and just generally not enjoying the time we spend together as much.
>Very hesitant to because shes very depressed at times and is in a shitty family situation, Im sort of the only person in her life that understands most what shes going through because of similar life experiences and Id feel bad to abandon her
>on top of this Im not sure if Ill find someone this understanding,intelligent,accepting of me and beautiful again.
What do I do /adv/?
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Break up with her. Just because she depends on you doesn't mean you have to put your happiness on pause. She will be devasted but she is a big girl and has to face the big scary world.
You will find girl even better but you gotta start searching, you can start now or waste months "waiting for the right time" to break up with her you know until she is more stable....the choice is yours. You only have one life and the girl of your dreams could be waiting for you to bump into you in the somewhere future.
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>>17464607
Stop arguing over core beliefs then. To me you sound like you're not ready to break up.
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"I'd feel bad" is a stupid thing to take into consideration when deciding whether or not to break up. You are stupid for even listing it.
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Military - good idea or bad?
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>>17464597
drowning in debt or dumb as a stone= good idea
just don't know what to do with yourself=bad idea.
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>>17464597
Generally good idea, depends on the branch.
You won't get killed like everyone says, and the government benefits are excellent for you and your family.
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>>17464603
No it's because I'm interested in it. I worked as a web developer for 1.5 years and almost as soon as I started it, I was looking for other things to do.
I looked at the navy (Britfag btw), but I don't rule out the others really.
After going to the gym and doing some fitness while I was working, I really can't stand the idea of office jobs now (I couldn't when I took that damn job really)
Many things I think are appealing like seeing the world, getting physically fit, camaraderie, playing sport, doing something responsible (web dev is jank), discipline, going on skiing trips like they seem to do.
>>17464611
Exactly, they are. Stuff that you wouldn't get in the private sector. Plus when you're living on base you save a fuckton.
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Um... so women really enjoy this sort of thing?
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Only filthy filthy cock whores with zero self respect like Munn. My girlfriend would probably murder me if I even asked about trying half of those things!
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>kiss me
Laughed a bit.
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you forget women are individuals
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Can't get over my celebrity crush 2016-08-15 22:27:03 Post No.17464569
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Can't get over my celebrity crush
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Yes I know it's childish and it's silly. Lately I've been rather attracted to Karen Fukuhara. Going as far as to seeing Suicide Squad just to see her act and watching Japanese Disney videos. I know it's just a phase and I'll get over it, I know it's kind of funny in a pathetic kind of way. I wrote her an e-mail just giving her a supportive pat on the back and she responded. She was incredibly sweet actually!
Anyway, how do I get over this crush? Help make her unattractive to me anons!
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She isn't attracted to a fat autist like you and would probably cringe if you went up to her to talk to her.
There is that hard enough for your to move on from this bitch? She looks like any other japanese chick yet here you are crying about your obsession. Grow up and start acting like a man.
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>>17464569
Nothing wrong with having a celebrity crush. Just tone it down so it doesn't become an obsession to the point where you become a stalker. If you really do want to stop, just unfollow her from media and don't watch her films.
>>17464578
>projecting this hard
t. white cuck who got rejected by asian fob
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>>17464578
Umm thanks? I mean I go to the gym daily 4 days a week and go on /fit/ for tips. Let me guess you got rejected by an Asian woman because you have a fetish and couldn't view them as individuals? Eh can't argue with stupid.
>>17464589
I know it's a crush and it's dumb. I won't let it get in the way of my daily life or anything. Besides, we all have our secret little celebrity crushes.
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i rock my gfs pussy with my dick pretty good.
any advice on how to really REALLY blow her mind? Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you think of how to really give her a good dicking?
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Slaps, light joking, deeply stare at her when fucking and don't get her off until she is begging for the dick then really giving it her.
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>>17464566
Just look her right in the eye, and seductively say "you sexy female, I'm going to pump my cummies right into your junk with my peener until you don't want me to anymore".
Totally sploosh. Does it for me every time.
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>>17464566
>any advice on how to really REALLY blow her mind?
Shotgun shells.
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I've wanted to work in a lab for pretty much my entire life, so I leaned toward chemistry. However I've always gotten BTFO in math courses. I'm always getting told that this doesn't make any sense because chemistry is math heavy, but I guess I just don't have much trouble with it in that context.
What major allows me to work in a lab environment that doesn't have a shitty job market right now?
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>how can i change my entire life rather than get better in math in this world where everyone has a calculator in their pocket?
bro....come on.
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You could always be the janitor in a lab.
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>>17464579
You could be a janitorial intern even, until you learn the ropes.
Unpaid, of course. 5 years, and you'll start moving up that ladder to success.