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>want to make easy money
>know where to get a sheet of acid for $100
>selling acid individually adds up to $1000 profit from each sheet
Does anyone on /adv/ have advice on how to deal drugs and not get caught
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>>17483918
if you have to ask, you already failed.
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Social skills. The entire job is being able to sell to friends and friends of freinds, and knowing how and when to cold approach people who give off the right vibe.
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it all about time, you will start slow very slow, and than after a few moths, you willl have more people that you can deal to.
1. rule have some rules and stick to them, or you will have people calling you at all hours.
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Anyone here have experience with converting to Islam? It sounds perfect for finding a good wife and living by a moral code with harsh penalties for scum.
Apparently my city is going to accept 10,000 Syrian refugees and I'm thinking it might be a good opportunity for myself.
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>>17483914
Nice bait.
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There's no harsh penalties for scum in Islam. The islam you are looking for is pretty hard to find, in war torn areas and the like, you won't find it among Syrian refugees. Also, converting to islam is pretty much worthless if you are already following an abrahamic religion, Islam does not offer anything new over them.
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>>17483919
This.
Unless u plan on living in some traditional ass gated sand nigger community, I don't see the point, and even then, they aren't going to cut ppl up for stealing or some shit, bc it's the Western World.
What ur looking for is some village in the Emirates or some shit, not here, anyways.
Why the fuck does my girlfriend try to be in contact with her father when he literally beat her as a kid and called her a bitch multiple times. Overall her dad is just a drunk sociopathic piece of shit. Yet she still tries to be in contact with him because "he is my dad, and I still love him". They basically text/call once a month and she complains how her dad only calls her once a month. Then she starts crying "He is my dad, he should call me more often". WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT HIM TO CALL YOU MORE OFTEN BITCH. If my dad was a shitpile like yours, I would be FUCKING GLAD IF HE CALLED ME ONLY ONCE A MONTH. I'd probably not even answer him and just tell him to fuck off. Why the fuck do you want to be in contact with him? Why? He clearly doesn't give a shit. Yeah, it fucking sucks, not everyone is born with great parents but so fucking what, life continues. I'm fucking sick of your Stockholm Syndrome bullshit. Your dad is a prick, cut all contacts with that asshole.
I'd want to ask this from her so fucking bad but I'm afraid I'll hurt her feelings.
Sorry I just wanted to type somewhere
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>>17483902
>I'm afraid to talk to my partner
Well, at least you know you have no future with this person. If you can't even speak to her without fear of her reaction, you don't have shit for a foundation.
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Also, her dad cheated on her mom, got drunk on her birthday and just tore her whole childhood apart
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>>17483902
>Sorry I just wanted to type somewhere
It's fine, Anon, this board resorted to a personal support group a long time ago.
Second, my ex's father abused, tortured and possibly molested her from a young age and died when she was 13 due to literally drinking himself to death.
He was an alcoholic.
Guess what.
She still has his picture on her wall above her bed.
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tl;dr How to confront people who are passive agressive.
>just been crying for like half an hour because one of my flatmates was so passive agressive to me
>she is a "good" friend of mine since like ages, but is totally talking behind my back
>asked another friend of mine if they should throw me out of the flat (she said no ofc) and i'm just devastated that she would do something like this because I hold her in high regards (now dunno) and i cant comprehend that.
>she's so manipulative as fuck, her mother studied psychotherapy and she knows how to use words and it feels like every time i am losing even more
>don't know how to confront people because I'm not that good with conflicts and rather do the thing I am told to do
>like one time she complained that the scrolling of my mouse was too loud and i should scroll more quietly
>the "conflict" began when I was talking for a whole of 3 minutes with my parents at 11 pm in my room. (she's 2 rooms away) and she wouldn't go out of my room till I hang up.
>we fought and now she holds this vendetta against me for like 2 months
>it's draining me physcially
I don't know how to confront her even If I wanted. like: "i don't find it okay that you talked behind my back about me" and then she "whatevers" me and i feel even more hurt because I care about the friendship. I guess she doesn't. but like, she's part of a group of people I've been together for my whole life. like all my friends and best friends are in there. And I can't just say "Oh, lets not invite her" because I'm not that type of person
How should I go on?
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>>17483878
You leave. There is no reasoning with her. You're willingly letting people shit into your mouth, while you smile and say "thank you, may I please have some more?"
That's pathetic as fuck. MOVE OUT. There are a million other people out there you can live with, who aren't shitheads to you.
Any more excuses you come up with is just you being too dumb to do what it takes to get out of a bad situation. In which case, just stop posting, because you don't want solutions--you want a hugbox.
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>>17483890
Thank you so much, yea I'm trying with apathy now, just let her the fuck do what she wants and if she has a problem that is not reasonable I'll just say no or show her the cold shoulder
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>>17483878
Buy a new mouse, tell her you care about her issues about sound, that you'll make efforts. Then say and that you are really sad about how she behaves with you, because you though you were friends, and it's not how friends behave.
Now that things are settled on your side, any lousy move will be seen as a direct aggression, and she will not receive any support, unless she lies... Then people will find our she lied.
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As a lazy, pampered kid who has had it easy his whole life and has never had to work, how can I shock myself into becoming a hardworking adult?
I am 22 soon and its time I got my shit together and stopped playing video games.
TLDR HOW NOT BE LAZY
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Just be lazy and do what your parents tell you to do. But work on yourself. It's all self motivation which is hard in itself.
I still live at home with my family and I'm ok with it. I'm just working at school and trying to help them and myself. That's if.
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>mentally 12
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>>17483892
are you saying you couldn't offer valuable advice to even a young kid?
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My gf is injured and pretty much stuck at home.
Told her tomorrow I'll do something nice for her, a surprise of sorts but I have no idea what.
We talked some today and she kept mentioning her favourite food and I'm thinking or paying her a visit and bring her just that.
Any other input?
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>>17483872
Cook her her favorite food. It means more that you spent time, thought and effort on it. Also download some of her favorite movies or shows and bring them over on a drive.
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>>17483872
Take her to plowtown
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>people that speak before thinking
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Can people listen on your Facebook calls? I don't mean like some conspiracy spyware shit. I mean like say you made a call with your phone and Facebook is logged in on your PC. Is there any way that someone would hear the conversation on the PC in any way?
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>>17483868
Nah, it boots u off the call instantly.
Say u pick up on ur phone, if ur logged in on ur pc, it will show up the call (only if some one is calling you), in which case if u pick up on ur phone first, anyone that tries to pick up the call on ur pc, is booted off instantly with a little window saying 'call has failed'.
TL;DR when some1 calls u, a notification pops up on both ur phone and pc, on ur pc in the form of a window
only one device can transmit and accept the call
the pc or the phone
not both at the same time
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Oh sweet fucking jesus, good. Thank you.
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>>17483850
>has facebook
>worries about privacy
the train has passed that station long ago, anon.
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Hello, /adv/.
Tomorrow is the day i comeback to work after 1 year unemployed and i'm shocked.
Tl;dr - First day of work after a long time and as first job on the area. I feel lost, worried and afraid.
The thing is that it will be my first job as a telemarketer and i feel like i don't know what to do.
I had 5 days of trainning but most of it was only theorized trainning, which makes me uncomfortably agitated, worrying about the inevitable which is "i don't have past experiences like that". Most of my work will be at receptive sales and great part of what to speak with the client is writen up in the computer.
Is that normal to feel like that? Should i worry this much or not? Thoughts are very welcome!
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>>17483848
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>>receptive sales
>just has to follow what the computer says
you're a glorified cash register person OP calm the fuck down.
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it's totally normal. You need to be used to. Try to don't waste your time and spent every single minute thinking in your next job. Everyone feel lost when start a new job. try to listen more than speak, at least, for few days.
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Any advice for a 27 year old virgin?
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>>17483847
You're pretty much stuck. No joking or memeing, you're just stuck.
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Focus on improving your life and your self. Make your own happiness, and relationships and love will follow.
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>>17483847
stop being 27. wait....
seriously though, you are asking us to dissect your own life based on one sentence. have you considered that if internet strangers could fix your problem with one sentence that you'd be able to figure it out yourself?
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What can I expect from going to Disney World?
What to do and what not to do, experiences, events.
Anything is helpful!
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>>17483841
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buy fast passes to the popular rides. This point still have to wait in line for 30 or so, but it wont be a 2 hour wait for a 3 min ride.
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>>17483841
Return poorer than ever before.
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What's the best way to cheat on an exam, /adv/? I fucked up the 4th time and fear it's all over for me otherwise.
Current best plan is
- go in feigning diarrhoea, ensuring many trips to the bathroom
- copy the questions onto rough paper
- fish a spare phone from my shoe in the restroom
- use bookmarked wolfram alpha to do perhaps 2 of the questions.
Any other ideas?
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I might also try saving problem sheets and solutions to the phone? And perhaps learn all those problems off-by-heart.
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>>17483838
>I fucked up the 4th time
kek. What's preventing you from studying? It's a lot easier than going through all that shit to cheat.
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>>17483842
Akrasia, laziness, privileged upbringing, not really enjoying my subject...
I'm not sure - it is pretty ridiculous that this is literally the 4th time, but hey ho.
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My ex left me a few months ago and I was devastated....i cried...stayed up for days on end...i felt like I was falling apart. Eventually I started to get my life together and feel better. Then she contacts me...says she misses me...and we hang out and have a great few days and get intimate. After that we talk about getting together and she says its too tough and I lose it and break down again. Fast forward to last night and shes at a bar im at all over another guy. I feel so broken...hopeless...someone give me advise. I can't handle this
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>>17483817
Cheer up you don't need a relationship to be happy anyways, look for a hobby or something and make peace with the fact that you are getting older and you will have to settle for someone you can barely tolerate or being alone
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It happens, it will get better with time. Let it be a lesson for future.
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Dude, this is me in a month.
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Girlfriend is jealous of me having friends 2016-08-21 19:02:15 Post No.17483798
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Girlfriend is jealous of me having friends
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I've been dating my girl for about a year now. One thing that's been driving me crazy recently is her showing her displeasure in me hanging out with friends on days we're not together.
She'll come off as upset/offended/sad about me hanging out with my friends; Guys that I've been friends with for almost 20 years now. I don't ignore my girl. We spend plenty of time together, I give her as much attention as I possibly can. She'll be ok with me doing my own thing and spending time by myself, but once my friends get involved she gets in a weird funky mood.
I finally got her to talk to me about it, and I guess this is all stemming from her being jealous that I have good loyal friends. She's been screwed over by friends all throughout her life, and she doesn't really have a single person she can say is her loyal life long friend.
I don't even know what to say to her. I'm probably the most loyal person she has right now, and I wish I can do something to help her out. What should I do?
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Nothing. There's literally nothing you can do. Tell her to keep her temper in check whenever she lashes out and be glad that you have friends.
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>>17483807
I agree with this guy.
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>>17483810
I also second this
You would never ask her to stop hanging out with her friends
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Hey /adv/. Im normally just a lurker, but i realy need some help. I just got myself a girlfriend, she's lovely and i can talk to her for hours on end. She's into bondage and shit, and im still a virgin, not really sexually experienced in any way, and my self confidence isnt quite up top either. Should i just jump into it and explore, and then decide wether i like it or not, or should i tread carefully?
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why would you want to thread carefully? Bondage is relatively harmless, as long as you inform yourself on what to do beforehand. It's not like she's into fucking horses.
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>>17483770
I swear these threads are getting more and more ludacris as the count goes up.
>Should i just jump into it and explore, and then decide wether i like it or not, or should i tread carefully?
Do you people just treat this shit as your diary/emotional support group?
For fucks sake you self-righteous, over-thinking anxious faggots, just grow a pair and stop thinking.
What the fuck are you supposed to 'tread carefully' over, its sex you fucking pussy.
Go and fuck this bitch and enjoy it and experiment and indulge in the act of fullfilling each others fantasies.
Grow a pair, be fucking confident and live.
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>>17483782
Teens seem to get more feminized or cowardly as time passes and women get more aggressive to make up for it. It's almost as if we slowly switching roles.
Anyways, read this if not for the hentai because it's a story about a guy getting into it because that's the girl's kink.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/795699/6b04c51e7b/
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Still in college = Marriage
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>Be 21, athletic, 6'0" pale, dark blonde, white guy.
>Been dating this stunning first gen Japanese woman. We have a great chemistry and she's like a best friend.
>Meet her family, they all like me it seems. So much so her Mom is pushing for us to get married ASAP.
>I connect with her family on different things
>Talk about Kurosawa and Hitchcock with her Dad, talk cooking/history with her Mom, let her younger brother watch movies with us/hang out etc.
>They love that I'm open to their culture and very respectful of everyone.
>Her Mom during dinner talks about us getting married right after college.
>I'm still working on my bachelor's degree
>My girlfriend starts blushing and covers her mouth while nervously laughing.
It's been smooth sailing and I wouldn't be opposed. Should I wife her Anons?
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>>17483769
How long were you together Anon?
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No. Don't let anyone push you into any important decisions. Propose only when and if you want to get married, not when her parents want to.
Also what the fuck? It's not their fucking business to decide when you get married.
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>>17483774
This. I talked about it with my girlfriend she feels the same way. We both want stable jobs first, she said her parents are just really excited that she found someone that makes her happy.