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She thinks your dirty op

Text her you dunce.

>>17482674
Girls don't ever text first. Are you stupid? She's Polly got other dudes waiting in on the rotation should you not pursue.

It's probably less of a problem with you, and more the fact that there are better girls out there.

>>17482619
How do i become better grill then?

Patience and persistence. That's the key to all things in life.

>>17482573
Nothing. Holy shit. Nothing.
Have fun with her, pay for the date of you want to be kind.

>>17482573

This isn't the 1900s where we have to cordially ask the parents for the daughter's hand before you can even hold it.

Just take her on a date, have fun. Gifts are for special occasions, anniversaries, birthdays, celebrations. Not just "hey second date here's something I hope you'll like." It's better off to wait anyway so you can get a better gauge of her tastes before giving her gifts.

>>17482573
Take her a flower in a little plastic holder that she can then pin to her dress, just like in the movies.

Do they have to do the tests for safety reasons, or is it just hurr we hate drugs?

I have never tried drugs in my life and I would never work for people who ran random drug tests, and I would not do them in my own business (unless required as safety measure). It's an unhealthy sign of no confidence in employees. Bet they have a great HR department, too.

Where I live it's illegal to demand that employees submit to these tests unless they are in a special line of work.

Fake piss is the only way. We have a specofic shop around here that sells it.

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>>17482617
There is a lot of different ones, is there one is that has guaranteed to make you pass? This is the only job that pays well enough in this small town and I don't want to lose it because I prefer to drink liquid THC instead of the standard alcoholic drinks.

>>17482610
I make bullets so its a bit of both, for safety reasons and since its a conservative state that still has not legalized any use of marijuana, but I live 15 minutes from one that has pot shops.

I was thinking if I got a green card it might help, however I'm pretty sure they'd still fire me if I had one to prove that it's "ok" that I have THC in my system.

Keep it simple and ask how it is. Don't let the label or actions of the relationship get to you. Milk it for what it is. Kiss her, hug her, fuck her, whatever. Don't give a shit about relationship until it gets to that point. Friends kiss and fuck friends and so do strangers and acquaintances. Don't Let this get to you.

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>>17482915
He's right. Start some open communication with her before anything goes down. Ask her "what all of this is" and take it from there. You got this anon. remember, you were born as you and even though you may dislike yourself, you don't have too, this is your only shot on earth so fuck what everyone else thinks of you! normies are less than you, you can do this!

>>17482554
ask her to go to dinner on a day you are not working. that will be a date. you don't have to go making moves right away so stop putting so much pressure on yourself. sounds like you are doing fine

Say your pretty crazy, I'm a guy and thats what I say. Usually they try to one up me.

>>17482546
"i;m crazy" i like crazy chicks

"no seriously i will hurt you" aww you're too sweet to do that

"I will probably fuck your best friend to spite you then throw your favorite things in the trash"

awww you are so quirky

>>17482654
"i have BPD and am a manipulative bitch. Gtfo now or don't complain later."

Dude, chill. Drink energy drinks or coffee and see if that helps.

You just gotta keep getting up and pissing lol, happens to everyone. There are worse things you could be worried about.

Worst case, try kegals

>>17482499
Yeah dude ruining my sleeping routine is really nice, and sitting at the toilet with hours while the piss is at the tip of your penis is just perfect.

>>17482484
Just fucking start and stop ovethinking it. My girlfriend does this and it drives me mental.

1. Stop being a bitch
2. Stop being a perfectionist
3. Set a time limit or Count down from 3 seconds
4. Start task

Stop trying to accomplish the goal and start trying to work on the goal.

If you think of the perfect scenario in your mind then you'll naturally feel like shit when problems get in the way. If instead you simply make it your goal to start, then nothing stands in your way and you'll get moving.

Stop thinking and start working, repeat until task is done.

boyfriend

>>17482477
all that matters is you fucked her, don't dwell on it, just move on and use everything positive from the experience to your advantage next time

most woman are beyond fucked and trying to understand them is pointless

>>17482477
She isn't sure how to proceed having violated perceptions of proper female behavior. She's protecting herself just in case you only see her as a hookup. Show her you are interested in a possible relationship.

Source: unintentionally doing this to my bf after losing virginity to him

>>17482384

There's a girl I'm interested in. We have a good rapport. I've taken her to drinks and dinner. She's in a theoretically open relationship. I get to hear about his cuckold fetish and how he wants someone else to fuck her so he can reclaim her, and eventually fuck her right in front of him. I get to hear about her failed tinder dates trying to find a stranger because her fucking someone she knows would be strange for him.

There's a girl I'm interested in. We have a good rapport. I've taken her to drinks and dinner. She's single. Everything was wonderful and enthusiastic. All communication before, during, and after is wonderful and enthusiastic. Until I try to arrange another date, and now I'm on day 4 with no text back.

I'm employed, making $50k a year. I'm not a model, but not unattractive. I'm talkative and friendly. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Meanwhile my ex-wife lives with her girlfriend in the house we owned together, both out names still on it. She'd been paying me 100% of the bills and mortgage, but is not having medical issues, hasn't paid me in 6 weeks and hasn't worked in 5. She's like a sister to me. She'll always be family. I can't dump her on the street.

Meanwhile my ex-girlfriend and I own a business together. She runs it all, but all the taxes are in my name and SSN.

Meanwhile, while I love my job a new guy was hired on months ago. He came in with less experience, less education, and 6 years younger. He was hired on for $10,000 more per year than I make because of his previous salary compared to mine and my boss can't do anything about it. Increases, including with promotions are based on percentage and position in the bracket. So he will always make more than me, no matter what.

Why the fuck do I keep going?

Imaged related only the perpetual downward spiral of my life.

Guess that's about all the people I expected to care. Thanks, anons. G'night.

>>17482384
>There's a girl I'm interested in. We have a good rapport. I've taken her to drinks and dinner. She's in a very open relationship

>There's a girl I'm interested in. We have a good rapport. I've taken her to drinks and dinner. She's in an open relationship.

>>17482385
>There's a girl I'm interested in. We have a good rapport. I've taken her to drinks and dinner. She's in a theoretically open relationship

>There's a girl I'm interested in. We have a good rapport. I've taken her to drinks and dinner. She's single.

Is this a new meme? What the actual fuck is happening in this thread?

If you focus on getting in someone hole youll end up doing some regretable shit. Hop on tinder or something.

>tfw have fucked 20 or so women
>5 dudes no homo

How to get laid, a simple guide

>Install every dating/hook up you can think of
Examples
>MeetMe
>Tinder
>Plenty of Fish
>FetLife
>Badoo
>Okcupid
Step 2
>If you haven't gotten laid before, go for an ugly chick, lower your standards and steadily increase them as you get more poon
Step 3
>Message a few women, don't say shit like "hi" or "how are you?" Instead say shit like "what kinda movies you into? I dig horror" or "Make up game on point girl"
Step 4
>Be upfront, don't waste your time with a girl who doesn't do hook ups. I always tell women what I want out of them
Step 5
>Get a few steady hoes, this gets easier once you learn how to fuck, then you don't have to run game anymore.

Pro tips:
>Eat her pussy, I've learned most guys don't do this and girls love it. If you can eat it right, you're good to go even if your dick game is weak
>Foreplay is critical, sex is way more than penetrating her. If you think your gonna cum, but she hasn't yet, pull out, use your fingers, eat her, etc
>Don't be a Manlet, and if you are, you need to learn
>Get /fit/, it helps.
>Get a style of some sort, you don't have to go full /fa/ but don't wear Walmart jeans and new balances you cuck (for an example I dress like Shia labeaf with a bit of neo nazi inspo
>Live with your parents? Get a car and have car sex dipshit

Being a chad is a lot to do with confidence as well. If you act like your the baddest motherfucker, women will sense that you are.

T. A chad.

Try to get some nice, well-fitting clothes. Just some nice shirts and stuff. Get good hair. Be reasonably in-shape. After that's done, the hard stuff: trying to behave naturally and charmingly in social situations. There's no perfect way to do this but you need to be confident and, honestly, have a feeling of superiority. If you feel you're a lesser person than the people around you, you'll never be able to loosen up and say what you feel. If you can't do that, your conversation will always be weird and stilted.

So that's where shit lays huh? Too unimportant to comment? Too much of a piece of shit to warrant any attention? This is what I Am to you? Worthless???

maybe it's the people around you the problem.Have you tried meeting new people?

>>17482346
I guess its inside you. Something that makes you unable to connect with others, a blockade.

Im in similiar position OP. But our causes might be very different. For me its a mix of emotional abuse, never learning how to do relationships with people and personal weirdness which makes finding similiar kin to mine rather hard.

walk up to her,
turn around,
walk out the door.

If she's eying you she isnt a lesbian.

>>17482334
If my dick isn't in your mum atm you're not my son

>>17482309
who the fugg is that

Tineye search gave no results.

>>17482309
1) This is a blue board
2) Logitech makes some bluetooth speakers.

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Annon you are not crazy!That's just how people act.We all can't always think from the other's person perseptive and in reality it's very hard and it takes time in some cases.Also if someone says or does something that offends you in any way try to politely tell at the time in order to avoid keeping everything inside and later on exploding.If not at the time a little later on,communication is very important.Texts btw are not very personal that's a plaussible reason why you feel weird when texting someone so just try to call them or something and you should be fine I guess.But always remember that in reality there are no normal people,everyone thinks that they are fucke up in some way and has weird thoughs.

>>17482986
Thank you! This was good to hear