Any advice for a 27 year old virgin?

>>17483847
You're pretty much stuck. No joking or memeing, you're just stuck.

Focus on improving your life and your self. Make your own happiness, and relationships and love will follow.

>>17483847

stop being 27. wait....

seriously though, you are asking us to dissect your own life based on one sentence. have you considered that if internet strangers could fix your problem with one sentence that you'd be able to figure it out yourself?

>>17484061
>Grew up fucking fat
>Moved a lot
>Awkward as fuck
>Graduated highschool with zero friends
>Lost the weight
>Got a good job
>Have fulfilling hobbies
>Made a bunch of friends
>Still fucking awkward though and have no sex/dating experience at all

>>17483847
get yourself a hooker

>>17483847
Hookers
Do it and dont be a faggot

>>17484134

you still arent commenting on your experience. just saying you have none. i mean do you literally just not talk to girls? have you literally never asked a girl out? and if you havent, why not start asking girls out? what advice are you looking for? what qualifies as a 'girl' to you?

Join a dating website? Go to a nightclub? Trust me there's plenty of women out there!

>>17483847

Enjoy life. If you want to start dating then go out and do hobbies you enjoy that involve other people and eventually you'll meet a woman.

Worried about being a virgin? Don't be. Unless you're a creep, an asshole, and make legitimate attempts to please your partner, being a virgin isn't a strike against you. Maybe not an asset, but not damning.

Now.. if you're already creepy or an asshole or just generally unattractive, then yeah, they'll use it against you, just like they'll use anything else against you.

try to think just for one day you aren't virgin then the next day if it's not working, try to pay.

hit the gym and become a monster

I lost it at 17. But I don't see the big deal in getting a prostitute.
Go get a 10/10 chick and pay her to do all the nasty shit you see in porno, which I'm sure you've seen a lot of due to being a virgin.

It'll help you get over the fact that all women are just people and liked to be fucked as well, but can also get paid to do it.

I'm the most awkward man of all time and I never thought I would lose my virginity until a girl at work started showing interest in me. It took like 4 dates of no kissing or anything and just leaving till she literally sat me aside and said I was the most awkward man she ever met and she forced me to kiss her.

Point of the story is awkwardness is something you can hide behind sure but if you find the right girl she'll look past it and rock your world. I guess it depends how attractive you are in the end for a girl to think you're worth it.

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>>17484134
>Still fucking awkward though and have no sex/dating experience at all
JUST DO IT. If you like a girl just go an say: "Sup, girl wanna date?" Show confidence man.
Confidence = Easy. Don't ever try yo go the friend zone. Be direct, don't be a cuck. If the girl doesn't show interest in you then move on.